This is for you AFREEN from ANUP

Hum bhi dost tere liya tajmahal banayege…Gour farmana…….Hum bhi gost tere liya tajmahal banayege….Aak cup subha aur ek cup sam ko pilayege….
Sehar ki gali me pan ki dukan,Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan,Devdas ne kilaya paro ko pan,Kake pan boli paro-“sukriya bhaijan”!!
Apke hath me mobile haiCehre pay smile hai,Mgs ki ek aachi file haiphir bhi sms nahi karte ho,ye koun sa style hai
aapko kabi koi gam na ho….Aapki aakhe bhi kabi nam na hoAapko milye roz naee naee girl friendKisi ki bhi umar 60 se kam na ho
This is telephone terrorist team es mgs ke sat hi ek virus activate ho jayega.ab tak apka mobile isse infected ho cuka hoga.agar aap ke pass thoda sa bhi demag hai to apne mobile ko kacre ke dubbe me dalo
Padna likna chodde pyareNakal pe rak aasOdo rajae tu so ja pyareBhagvan karega pass!!
Superman dusmano se lad raha haiSpiderman dewaroo par chad raha haiAur hamara dabarman sms padraha hai!!
Pulo me hasi gulab haiPadhai me garuri kitab haiDuniya me har saval ka gavab haiAgar kaye tumse mere bare me pucheTo kahna vo lagavab hai
Nid me ho toh ek sapana bejo,Gag rahe ho toh fasana bejo,Has rahe ho toh joke bejo,Ro rahe ho toh aasu bejo,Aur kuch nahi kar rahe ho toh sms bejo.
Dark were those days,without your slight.When I was in darkness,you gave me light.You gave me strength 2 make life bright.Thank you so much “Philips tubelight”.
Dreams makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautifull,Smile makes all the above work possibleSo,always BRUSH YOUR TEETH!
Ed ka cand muskil se diktha haiLela ko majnu muskil se milta haiHum sms to bhej te rahte haiPar aapka reply muskil se miltah hai.
‘MERI ROOH VICH MERA YAAR WASDA ,MERI AANHK VICH USKA DEEDAR WASDA,SANU APNE DARD DI PARWA NAHI,PAR RAB KARE HAR WAQT RAHE MERA YAARHASDA.
PYARI SE SUBAH ME PYARE SE PANCHI,PYARI SE SURAJ KI PYARI SI KIRNE,PYARI SI THANDI HAWAYEN AAP KO EK PYARA SA DIN DE JAYE.GOOD MORNING
AGAR DUNIA MAI KUCH KAR DIKHANA AHI TO SUNO MERI BAAT HATI PAR ULTA KHADE HOKAR PHOTO KHICWAO OR AUSE ULTA KARKE DUNIA KO DIKHAO.
YADO KI KIMAT WO KYA JANE JO KHUD HI YADO MITA DIYA KARTE HAI,YADO KA MATLAB TO UNSE PUCCHO JO YADO KE SAHARE JIYA KARTE HAI.
DUA MANGI THI ASIYANE KI AANDHIYA CHAL PADI JAMANE KI,MERE GAM KOI NA SAMAJ SAKA KNOYKI MERI ADAT THI MUSKURANE KI.
KHUSHBOO ME EHSAS HOTA HAI,PYAR KA RISHTA KHAAS HOTA HAI,HAR BAAT ZUBAN SE KEHNA MUMKIN NAHI,ISLIYE PYAR KA NAAM VISHWAS HOTA HAI………….JUST LIKE ME.
CAN V DO ROMANCE TODAY

I’M IN GOOD MOOD TODAY
JUST A LITTLE BIT OF KISING &BITING
IF YES RPLY SOON………………….
URS LOVINGLY-MOSQUITO..

WHO WAS THE 1ST INDIAN WOMAN 2 FLY ABORAD?*******SITAWITH RAVAN…………BOLO JAI SHRI RAM !
DOSTI INSAAN KI JAROORAT HAI DILON PE DOSTO KI HUKUMAT HAI AAP JAISE DOSTON KI WAJAH SE ZINDA HAIN VARNA KHUDA KO BHI HAMARI JAROORAT HAI.
I pray to god to give uShanti,Shakti,Sampatti,Swaraup,Sayyam,Sadgi,Samridhi,Sanskar,Swasthaya,Samman,Aur sneh**SHUBH DIPAWALI**
May ur heart b filled with sweetness,May ur dream b filled with tenderness,May ur Diwali b filled with happiness.‘Happy-Diwali’ to u n ur family.
When i’m dead and in my grave,No more pussy I will crave.And upon my headstone of a f***king machine.
Press down….down more….ok more…… yes ahh ohh yes….. almost there…… yeah oh shit harder……so Good….!mmmmm…. That’s how I sex on text!
Man1:my wife is obsessed with cars. While asleep,she holds my bird and say ‘Ferari,Porsche…’Man 2:mine is worst,she puts my bird inside her and say ‘Full tank pls’.
I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh…..And creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts inAnd out,up and down……Can’t wait to brush my teeth!
I’d willingly fertilize mary ,and watch for 9Months her shape vary,from the very first day,to the child-birth display,When her tits would turn in to dairy.
Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you’d mind if I fantasize about you?
Thousands of yesterdays r goneMillons of tommorows will comeBut there is only one todaySo I don’t want to miss the day to say u I love you
True friends are like diamonds…… they are real and rare .False friends are like leaves ….. they are scattered everywhere.
Freindship is a priceless gift that can’t be bought or sold,but to have an understanding friend is far more worth than gold!
In this world,where everything seems uncertain,only one thing is definite.You ‘ll always be my friend,beyond words,beyond,time and beyond distance!
When the night comes,look at the sky.If you see a falling star ,don’t wonder why,just make a wish.Trust me ,it will come true,because I did it and I found you.
On this cold cold nite,in my small small room,I look at the brite brite stars in the dark sky and dream of ur sweet sweet smile on ur cute face!gdnite!
Friendship is like peeling in ur pants,everyone can see if but only you can feel it’s warmth
Good morning…………..Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?1)Pray,so that u may live….2)take a bath so that others may live too !
Mohabbat ki shama jalake to dekho,Zara dil ki duniya saja ke to dekho,Tumhe ho na jaaye mohabbat to kehna,Zara humse nazre bhi milake to dekho.
Friends are like underwear:Always comforting.Good friend are like condoms: Always protecting.And best friends are like Viagra:they always lift you up when you are down!!
MANA YEH WAQT HAME YAAD KARNE KA NAHI,PAR BEWAQT HI YAAD KAR LIYA KARO,MANA AAPKE AAS-PASS SARI DUNIYA HAI,KABHI HAMARI KAMI KA AHSAAS BHI KAR LIYA KARO.
AEROPLANE AA RAHA HAI DEKHO,
PAGAL………UPAR DEKHANE KO KAHA TUM MOBILE ME DEKH RAHE HO ?AEROPLANE CHALA GAYA:-)
ADMI KO KABHI NAZAR NAHI KYO NAHI LAGTI KYOKI USKE NICHE DO NIMBU AUR EK MIRCHI LATKI REHTI HAI

WASHING POWDER NIRMA DUDH SI SAFEDI NIRMA SE AYEE RAGIN KAPDA BHI KHIL KHIL JAYE SABKI PASAND NIRMA LOGO KO KUCH BHI BHEJO PADNE LAG JATE HAI !
*I LOVE U* SEND THIS MSG TO 10 GIRLS AND WIN A FREE TRIP 2 UR NEAREST POLICE STATION IN LUXURY JEEP,RAHENA,KHANA,BODY MASAJ FREE.HURRY OFFER CLOSE ON 14 APRIL.!!
KHUSHI K LIYE GAM KURBAN,HASI K LIYE AANSOO KURBAN,PYAR K LIYE DIL KURBAN,MERE DOST TERE LYE TOH JAAN KURBAN,AUR KADKI K LIYE……SAALE TU BHI KURBAN……..:-)
MEHAK DOSTI KI DURIYO SE KAM NAHI HOTI….DURIYO SE ZINDGI KHATAM NAHI HOTI….SAATH AGAR ZINDGI ME HO DOSTO KA………..TOH ZINDGI JANNAT SE KAM NAHI HOTI………….ANUP;
CHUPKE SE CHAND KI ROSHANI AAPKI HO JAYE DHIRE SE HAWA KUCH KAHA JAYE DILSE JINHE CHAHTE HO UNHE MANG LO RAB SE HUM DUA KAREGE AAPKI CHAHAT AAPKO MIL JAYE………ANUP;
DOSTI KI TADAP KO DIL SE LAGAYA NAHI JATA DIL MAI CHUPE AAG KO BUJAYA NAHI JATA KITNI BHI DURI HO DOSTI MAI AAP JAISE DOST KO BHULAYA NAHI JATA.GOOD NIGHT…
IN ENGLISH-GUD NIGHT,IN DESI-SHUB RATRI,IN URDU-SABBA KHAIR,IN KANNAD-YARA NADI,IN TELGU-PANDAN KOPO,
APUN KA STYLE-CHAL LUDHAK LE.SWEETDREAMS………..!
YEAR SMS CHARGE1996-4RS1997-3RS2000-2RS2003-1RS2005-50PS2006-FREEAB BHI MSG NAHI KAROGE TOH KYA TAB KAROGE JAB MSG KARNE KE PAISE MILENGE?
AANKHON KI SJA TAB TAK HAI,JAB TAK DEDAR NA HO.DIL KI SJA TAB TAK HAI,JAB TAK PYAR NA HO .YEH ZINDGI BHI EK SJA HAI ,JAB TAK AAP JAISE YAAR NA HO………….
DICTIONARY IS THE ONLY PLACE WHERE DEATH COMES B4 LIFE.SUCCESS COMES B4 WORK,DIVORCE COMES B4 MARRIAGE,BUT BEST PART IS THE FRIEND COMES B4 RELATIVES.
WAJOOD NA HO TO HASTI KIS KAAM KI,MAZA NA HO TO MASTI KI KAAM KIYAAD AAPKI AAYE AUR HUM SMS NA KARE TO YE DOSTI KIS KAAM KI.
BIRTH IS THE START OF LIFE BEAUTY IS ART OF LIFE,DEATH IS LAST OF LIFE,BUT FRIENDSHIP IS THE HEART OF LIFE.
WAQT KI HO DHOOP YA HO TEJ ANDHIYA…KUCH KADAMO K NISAAN KABHI NAHI KHOTE.JINHE YAAD KAR K MUSKARA DE AANKE,VO LOG DUR HOKAR BHI DUR NAHI HOTE.
CONFIDENCE COMES NATURALLY WITH SUCCESS.BUT SUCCESS COMES ONLY TO THOSE,WHO ARE CONFIDENT.SO,BEGIN ALL UR DAY WITH GREAT CONFIDENCE,…..GOOD MORNING..
JIYO ITNA KI MARNA MUSKIL HO JAYE HASO ITNA KI RONA MUSKIL KO JAYE.KISI KOCHAHNA ACCHI BAAT HAI MAGAR NA CHAHO ITNA KIBHULANA MUSKILL HO JAYE .
YOUR SMILE IS MY BREAKFAST.YOUR HAPPYNESS IS MY LUNCH AND YOUR SMS IS MY DINNER .MUJHE BHOOKHA MAROGE KYA?
EVERY LIFE IN THIS WORLD IS WRITTEN BY GOD’S OWN SWEET HANDS,THAT’S Y I AM THANKFUL BCOZ WHEN HE WROTE MY LIFE ,HE INCLUDED U AS MY FRIEND .
YEH DIL APKO BHULA NAHIN SAKTA ,AISA KYUN HAI BATA NAHIN SAKTA ,MUSKIL TO YE HAI APKO YAKKEN NAHIN,AUR MAIN DIL CHEER K DIKHA NAHIN SAKTA………
AANKHO SE BARSAT HOTI HE ,JAB YAAD APKI SATH HOTI HE ,JAB B BUSY RAHE MOBILE SAMAJH LENA AAPKI SALAMATI K LIYE MERI KHUDA K SATH BAAT HOTI HAI………
ZINDAGI ROZ NAYE RANG MEIN DHAL JAATI HAI,KHABHI DUSHMAN TO KABHI DOAT NAZAR AATI HAI ,KABHI CHA JAYE BARAS JAYE GHATA BE MASAM KABHI EK BOOND KO BHI RUH TARAS JAATI HAI
HAR DIL KA EK RAZ HOTA HE HAR BAAT KA EK ANDAZ HOTA HAI ,JAB TAK NA LAGE BEWAFAI KI THOKAR HAR KISI KO APNI PASAND PER NAZ HOTA HAI …….
KAL FURSAT NA MILI TO KYA HOGA.ITNI MOHALAT NA MILI TO KYA HOGA,ROZ KEHTE HO KAL MILENGE-KAL MILENGE.KAL HAMARI AANKHEN NA KHULI TO KYA HOGA.
SOCHA THA KI UNKO BHUL JAYENGE,DEKH KAR ANDEKHA KAR JAYENGE,PAR JAB SAMNE AAYA CHERA UNKA,TO SOCHA AAJ DEKH LETE HAI KAL BHUL JAYENGE!!
SABNE KAHA DOSTI EK DARD HAI HUMNE KAHA DARD KABOOL HAI SUBNE KAHA IS DARD KE SAATH JEE NA PAOGE HUMNE KAHA TERI DOSTI K SAATH MARNA KABOOL HAI.GM
“YAAD KARTE HAIN JAB BHI AAP KO,YAADON SE DIL BHAR AATA HAI,KABHI SAATH HUE THE HUM DONO,AAJ MILNE KO DIL TARAS JAATA HAI.
TU MERE NASEEB MEIN NAHI HAI PHIR BHI MAIN TUJSE HI PYAR KARTA HOON,MAIN JANTA HUN KI NASEEB BADAL BHI SAKTA HAI ISLIYE MAIN TERE AANE KA INTEZAAR KATRA HOON.
QUALITIES A FRIEND MUST HAVE;-CUTE AS CROCODILE.,SMART AS DONKEY.ACTIVE AS TURTLE ,FIT AS HIPPO,MATURED AS MONKEY
NO DOUBT U R MY GOOD FRIEND……….
“SMILE” ON UR “FACE” “LOVE”IN UR “HEART” “GOOD THOUGHTS” IN UR “MIND”& U WILL HAVE A WOUNDERFUL DAY AHEAD…
SENDING GOOD MORNING DAILY IS NOT JUST A FORMALITY. IT’S THE ART OF SAYING THAT I REMEMBER U DAILY.I WON’T SAY “HAVE A NICE DAY”,RATHER I WOULD SAY “MAKE A NICE DAY”. GM
ESI DOSTI HAMARI,ME KASHTI TU SAWARI,ME DHNUSH TU TIR, ME MATAR TU PANIR ,ME VERSHA TU BADAL, ME RAJMA TU CHAWAL, ME HOT TU COOL ,ME APRIL TU FOOOOOOL.
TADAP UTHOGE JAB HUM YAD AENGE,DHUNDOGE HAME JAB HUM DUR CHALE JAENGE .HAMARI YADDON K NISHAN DIL ME PAOGE JAB TUMHARI DHADKANO ME CHUKARHUM MUSKURAENGE.
MERE JINE K LIYE TERA ARMAN HI KAFI HAI,DIL K QALAM SE LIKHI YE DASTAN HI KAFI HAI,TEER-E-TAIWAR KI TUJHE KYA ZARURAT,KATAL KARNE K LIYE TERI MUSKAN HI KAFI HAI.
DON’T EVER BE ANGER ON UR FRIENDS .BECAUSE UPTO THE LAST MOMENT OF LIFE ,WHAT PAINS IS NOT THE WORDS OF OUR ENEMIES,BUT “SILENCE” OF OUR FRIEND.
1)SMART MALE +SMART NARI=AFFAIR JARI.2)BEVKUF MALE +SMART NARI=JEB KALI.3)SMART MALE+BEVKUF NARI=PAIR BHARI.4)BEVKUF MALE +BEVKUF NARI=ONLY SHADI!!
CHAND SE PYARI CHANDNI,CHANDNI SE PYARI RAAT,RAAT SE PYARI ZINDAGI,ZINDAGI SE PYARI AAP………AUR IN SAB SE PYARI HAMARI DOSTI.(FRIEND-SHIP)
DEKI HAZARO MEHFILE PAR YE FIZA KUCH AUR HAI, JALWE DEKHE HAI HAZARO MAGAR AAPKI ADA KUCH AUR HAI, WAISE TO HAZARO JAAM HAI PAR AAPKI DOSTI KA NASA KUCH AUR HAI.
LIFE IS A CONTINOUS CHALLENGE,A CONSTANT STRUGGLE FROM UP TO DOWN.WE ARE NOT MADE RICH BY WHAT IS IN OUR POCKET ,BUT BY WHAT IS OUR HEARTS.TAKE CARE…:)
I M THE BEST.I CAN PROVE IT ,I CAN C THE TEA INTEA CUP,CAN U C
THE WORLD IN WORLD CUP?I CAN SEND MYADRESS 2 UR MOBILE,CAN U SEND UR MOBILE 2 MY ADRESS?
KHUSHBU KI TARAH TERE PASS BIKHAR JAYENGE SUKUN BANKE TERE DIL ME UTAR JAYENGE MAHSUS KARNE KI KOSHISH TO KIJIYE DUR HOKAR BHI PASS NAZAR AYENGE.
“CELLO” THE PEN OF INDIA.“LUX”THE SOAP OF INDIA.“AMUL”THE TASTE OF INDIA.“YOU”THE WASTE OF INDIA…….“SENDER”THE STAR OF INDIA
ZAROORAT HI KYA HAI ALFAAZ KI,DOSTI TO CHEEZ HAI BAS EGSAAS KI,PAAS HOTE TO MANZAR HI KUCH AUR HOTA,HUMEIN TO DOOR SE B KHABAR HAI,AAPKI HAR SAANS KI;
EK ALAG SI PEHCAN BANANE KI AADAT HAI HAME,GUM ME MUSKURANE KI AADAT HAI HAME,SAB KUCH LUTAA DETE HAI DOSTI PAR,KYONKI DOSTI NIBHANE KI AADAT HAI HAME;
PALKO K KINARE JO HAMNE BHIGOYE NAHI WHO SOCHTE HAI KI HAM KABHI ROYE NAHI-WHO POOCHTE HAI KI KHWABO MAI KOUN AATA HAI –AUR –EK HAM HAI JO EK ARSE SE SOY……….)
NA PHOOL,NA BAHAAR..NA CHAIN,NA CAR…NA BEAR,NA BAR..NA SPIRIT,APNI TO ZINDGI HAI AAPKI DOSTI AUR AAPKA PYAAR .ANUP!!
PAIGAM TO EK BAHANA THA ,IRADA TO APKO YAAD DELANA THA,AAPYAAD KRE YA NA KRE KOI BAAT NAHI,PAR AAPKI YAAD AATI HAI BAS ITNA HI BATANA THA………
“HAR MODE PAR MUKAM NAHI HOTA ,DIL KE RISTON KA KOI NAAM NAHI HOTA!DIL KI ROSHNI SE KHOJA HAI APKO ,AAP JAISA DOST MILNA AASAN NAHI HOTA.
COLOUR OF UR UNDERWEAR REFLECTS UR MOODRED-WILDBLACK-SEXYPINK-SEDUCTIVE.BLUE-ROMANTICWHITE-CALMYELLOW-TIME TO CHANGE IT…
TU MERE NASEEB MEIN NAHI HAI PHIR BHI MAIN TUJSE HI PYAR KARTA HOON, MAIN JANTA HUN KI NASSEB BADAL BHI SAKTA HAI ISLIYE MAIN TERE AANE KA INTEZAAR KARTA HOON.
KHUDA SE MANGI HAI DUA THUMHE HAMARI UMAR LAG JAYE,HAMARI UMAR PE TUM JEEO,AUR TUMHARI MATU PE HUM MAR JAYE…..!!
ARZ KIYA HAI……..SAMUNDAR MEIN WATER,WATER MEIN FISH…..APKO NAMASTEAPKI GIRLFRIEND KO KISSKAL PHIR KARUNGAWISH YOU.@GOOD MORNING@
DIL K DARD JUBAN PAR LANA NAHI,APNI ANKHO SE ANSU KABHI BAHANA NAHI,JAHAM CHAHE KITNA B GEHRA KYU NA HO
“DETTOL”K SIVA KUCH BHI LAGANA NAHI.
BEGANO SE DOSTI GUNJAISH NAHI HOTI,MAUT K BAD BAKI KOI KHWAUSH NAHI HOTI,SHAYAD KOI PYAR BHARA DIL TUTA HOGA,WARNA APRIL_K MAHINE MEIN BARISH NAHI HOTI .GUD MORNING TAKE CARE HAVE A NICE DAY
DEKHO NARAJ NA HONA APNE YAAR PAR AETBAR RAKHNA KHUSBO SE MEHKAYENGE PYAR KA CHAMAN TUM BUS KANTAO KO DOOR RAHNA HUM CHOT KHAYE INSAAN HAI SIRF PHULO SE WAR KARNA.
A SON AT COLLEGE WANTED MORE MONEY. HE SENT A TELEGRAM TO HIS FAHTER “NO MONEY.NO FUN ,UR SON” THE FATHER REPLIED: “HOW SAD TOO BAD, UR DAD!!!!.......
YE RISTE BHI AJEEB HOTE HAIN,SABKE APNE APNE NASEEB HOTE HAIN,JO NAZAR0 SE DOOR HOTE HAI,VAHI ‘YADO MAI SABSE KAREEB HOTE HAI.
LAFZO KI TARAH MUJHSE KITABO ME MILNA,AAP BANKE MEHAK MUJHSE GULAB MILNA JAB B MUJHE APKI YAD AYE,AAP BANKE AANSU MERI ANKHO ME MILNA.........
DUR REHKAR DURIYA BADAYA NAHI KARTE ,APNO KO YOO SATAYA NAHI KARTE,HAR WAQT HE JISE APKA INTAZZR USE APNE SMS KE LIYE TARSAYA NAHI KARTE.
DON'T MAKE UR FEELINGS LIKE THE GARDEN ,SO THAT EVERYBODY WALKS ON IT..... BUT LET UR FEELINGS BE LIKE THE SKY SO THAT EVERYBODY WISHES TO TOUCH IT..... GUD AFTC..
WE HAD MANY OPTIONS TO FINISH OUR LIFE
POISON
SLEEPING PILLS
HANGING
JUMP FROM BUILDING
LAY UNDER TRAIN
BUT.........
WE CHOOSE THE BEST.
"PADHAI".
FIZAO PAR KHUSIYO KA PEHRA HE DIL, 1 UMMED PAR THEHRA HE,ANKHO SE JHALKTE DARD BHARE ANSUO KI KASAM.APKI DOSTI KA RISTA MERI SANSO SE GEHRA HE.....GUD NIGHT
UTHA LE RE DEVAUTHA LE.....MERE KO NAHI RE BABA.........MERE DOST KO RE.UPAR NAHININD ME SE UTHA DE DEVA.
EK SAPNA:KISI APNE KA MILNA;EK ITEFAQ :AAPKA HAMARI ZINDAGI ME ANA:EK HAQEEKAT:AAP SE DOSTI KARNA ;AUR EK HI TAMANNA:DOSTI KO ZINDAGI BHAR NIBHANA.
KARNI HAI KUDA SE 1 GUJARISH,TERI DOSTI KE SIVA KOI BANDAGI NA MILE......HAR JANAM ME MILE DOST TERE JAISA YA FIR ZINDAGI NA MILE ........
ZINDAGI UDAS HONE KA NAAM NAHI,DOSTI SIRF PAAS HONE KA NAAM NAHI,AGAR TUM DUR REHKAR BHI HAME YAAD KARO ,IS SE BADA HAMARE LIYE KOI INAM NAHI..
MUJSHE ITNA RISHTA TO BANAYE RAKHNA ,MERI DOSTI DIL ME BASAYE RAKHNA,WAQT TO KOI BANDH NAHI SAKTA ,PAR DOSTI KO PALKON ME SAJAYE RAKHNA...!GN
BAHUT DUR MAGAR BAHUT PAAS RAHTE HO AANKHO SE DUR SAHI MAGAR DIL KE PAAS RAHTE HO MUJHE BAS ITNA BATA DO,KYA TUM BHI MERE BINA UDAS RAHTE HO .
HASEENO NE HASEEN BANKE GUNAH KIYA,AURONKO TO THEEK,HUMKO BHI TABAH KIYA, PESH KIYA GAZHLON MEIN JAB UNKI BEWAFAIEE KO,AURON NE TO THEEK UNHONE BHI WAH WAH KIYA.
D-DATAK BHI NA DE,O-OR APNA BANA LE,S-SARI ZINDAGI JO SAATH DE,T-TAKDIR JO SAWARE DE ,I-ISI RISHTE KO KAHTE HAIN .......(DOSTI)
SMILE EVER UDAS NEVER !SPEAK EVER GUMSUM NEVER!SHARE EVER HIDE NEVER!CARE EVER LEAVE NEVER!FORGET ME NEVER!!!BCOZ V R FRIENDS FOREVER .
APKI ZINDAGI ME KHUSIYA TAMAAM AYE,KHILTI BAHARO PAR BHI APKA NAAM AYE,KOI PUCHE JAB MUJHSE DOSTI KI PARIBASHA MERE HONTO PAR SIRF APKA NAAM AYE.
DIL KA DARD DIL TODNE WALA KYA JANE ,PAYR KE RIVAJO KO ZAMANA KYA JANE,HOTI HAI KITNI TAKLEEF LADKIKO PATANE ME BAITHA LADKIKA BAAP KYA JANE......Q WAQT BARABAR HAI NA.
UNKE CHAHRE PAR ES KADER NUR HE UNKE YAAD ME RONA BE MANJUR HE BEWAFA BE NAHE KAH SAKTE UNKO........ !DOSTI TOO HAMNE KIYA HE ..........VAHE TO BEKASUR HAI.ANUP
ZINDAGI KO EK RANGEEN KALPANA SAMJHO ,SUBAH KO SACH,RAAT KU SAPNA SAMJHO,BHULANA CHAHTE HO SABHI GAMO KO TO ZINDAGI ME MUJHE APNA SAMJHO.
LIFE IS A COLLECTION OF CHANGES ,SO DON;T AVOID CHANGES .TAKE EVERY CHANGES AS A CHALLENGE.SOME GIVE SUCCESS AND SOME ACT AS THE STEPPING STONE TO SUCCESS.SO TAKE EVERY CHALLENGE.

Posted by Anup Nair at 2:07 AM 0 comments Sunday, June 24, 2007
Isko bolte hain shana bchha..
Tum,
acche,
imandaar,
sanskarwan,
sundar,
sushil,
sabhya,
dimagdar,
logon se dur rehna, warna wo bhi BIGAD jayenge.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:22 PM 0 comments links to this post Good one
Ur a good runner b'coz ur always running in my mind,ur a good thief b'coz u have stolen my heart & i'm a bad shooter b'coz i always miss u.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:18 PM 0 comments links to this post Kitna tasty luv letter hai...
Biscutwala's luv letter:Dear PARLE G,2day is GOODDAY.U've KRACK-JACKED my LITLE HEART I'M in 50-50 position.Plz dnt play HIDE&SEEK.MARIE me
posted by RV_GMC at 1:17 PM 0 comments links to this post Ek ldki bheegi bhagi si..
Barsaat ki raat

ek bhigi ladki,

bhiga badan,

bhigi zulfe,

bhige honth
mujhse uski nazrein milidekh kar aisa laga

kal ye 100% bimar hogi..!
posted by RV_GMC at 1:15 PM 0 comments links to this post Saturday, August 12, 2006Sun lo shane logon I am the best..
ApNe JEEVAN Ke paap mitane ke liye 101 Bar is maNtra ka jaap karo
"east or west RV_GMC is d best"
Ab edit kar apna naam daal kar ek aur paap mat karna.
posted by RV_GMC at 6:46 AM 0 comments links to this post Isko bolte hain senti sardar..
Sardar's wife dies,he is calm but his wife's lover is furiously crying... finally sardar consoles him " don't worry yaar I will marry again".
posted by RV_GMC at 6:44 AM 0 comments links to this post Ab smjh aya kyun bolte hain "teri ek muskan pe meri jan nisar."
Bus nazaro se dekh liya hota agar tamana thi darane ki.hum toh yu hi behosh ho jate kya jaroorat thi muskurane ki.
posted by RV_GMC at 6:42 AM 0 comments links to this post Yar menu smjh nai aya ki rama or khargosh ka ki relation hai..
Dabbe me dabba,dabbe me khargoss,

Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargoss,

Ramesh ne aankh maari rama behoss.
posted by RV_GMC at 6:41 AM 0 comments links to this post Oye senti kr ditta yar..
Ur the best heart surgeon in this world.bcoz u made a place in my heart without cutting & spilling any blood.THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIEND
posted by RV_GMC at 6:37 AM 0 comments links to this post Dosti downpayment nhi installment hai, ise zindgi bhr chukane ka..
Dosti naam h sukh dukh ki kahani ka,Dosti raz h sada muskurane ka,ye koi pal do pal ki pehchan nahi dosti farz h umar bhar saath nibhane ka
posted by RV_GMC at 6:33 AM 0 comments links to this post Kya gjb dosti hai yar. Jaise kutte sang haddi or baniyan sang chaddi...
Tor mor YaariJaise Pallu au sari,kachra au kabadiJaise engine au gaadi,maali au baadi,Jaise machis au kaadiEla kono alag nai kar sakay. ....
posted by RV_GMC at 6:30 AM 0 comments links to this post Friday, August 11, 2006Hathi ko chinti se prem kyun hai? Dono ka rang ek jaisa hai na.
Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko chhed diya,chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna mard hamare ghar me bhi hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 11:51 AM 0 comments links to this post Ae smjh jane ka. Nai to abhi tera starter ukhad dalega apun..
Today is EDISON's birth day

so remember him

by sendinga msg to eachandevery tube light

as i did....!
posted by RV_GMC at 11:48 AM 0 comments links to this post Moh ka to pta nhi pr hm to isliye pdte hain taki khoobsurat si "maya" mile.
Exam ka saya hai exam k dino me sukh kisne paya hai,duniya wale kehte hai achche number lao, par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab to moh maya hai..
posted by RV_GMC at 11:44 AM 0 comments links to this post Yar sardar sachme itne "intelligent" hote hain kya?
Sardarji,aap darwaje pe khade hokar xam paper kyo likh rahe ho?sardar bole"bevkuf dekhta nahi,enterance test de raha hu.
posted by RV_GMC at 11:38 AM 0 comments links to this post Oye msg kyun nai karda menu?
Agar apko hum par gussa aata hai to,tajmahal ko fodo,4minar ko todo,kutubminar ko modo,titanic ko fevicol se jodo,magar sms karna mat chodo.
posted by RV_GMC at 11:37 AM 0 comments links to this post He.. he..
New style of proposing a girl- I hv spent many sleepless nites in ur luv n i dont want my son 2 Do d same 4 ur daughter,so lets make them bro n sis..
posted by RV_GMC at 11:34 AM 0 comments links to this post Sala ek machhar sardar ko ____ bna deta hai.
Try2understd me &don't disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last nite i didnt sleep thinkin of u.So don't play wid my life,PlzSanta says 2 Mosquitoe.
posted by RV_GMC at 11:31 AM 0 comments links to this post Sheesha ho ya sardar ka sir ho, akhir toot jata hai.
Sardarji at an art gallery:-Wah!Kinni dravni cheez banai hai is artist ne..
Host:- sir, sorry per eh tah sheesha hai..
posted by RV_GMC at 11:29 AM 0 comments links to this post Kismat se zyada mt mang nai to bhagwan jgh dekhkar kan k niche bjaega.
Rab kare Apko sab mile jaiseshaktibhaktirupayebanglastylesmilepersonalitypopularitycarPyar

Aur kya dekh rahe ho, kuch reh gaya kya?Laalchi..
posted by RV_GMC at 11:26 AM 0 comments links to this post Sun be shane tu god ki mistake se dharti pe girela hai.Samjha na?
Look at the sun-God's wonder, look at the moon God's wonder, look at the mountain God's wonder.Look in the mirror- GOD'S BLUNDER.
posted by RV_GMC at 11:22 AM 0 comments links to this post Menu smajh nai anda ye chinese bat km or ldai zyada kyun krde hain.
A chinese was in hspitalSardar went 2meet himChinese said"CHING CHONG,MOU..CHU CHA"& diedSardar went CHINA 2knw d meanin :-
KAMINE OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATA
posted by RV_GMC at 11:17 AM 0 comments links to this post Mein keya soniyo Tussi sade dil vich bil bna k rhende ho. Aho..
Birth is the"START OF LIFE"Beauty is the"ART OF LIFE"Love is the"PART OF LIFE"Death is the"LAST OF LIFE"BUT Friendship is the"HEART OF LIFE"
posted by RV_GMC at 11:14 AM 0 comments links to this post Ek tera hi intezaar...
Kitni Rate Beet Gai,
Kitne Din Beet Gaye,
Bus Beeta Nahi To
Yado Ka Vo Pal,
Vo Guzra Hua Kal,Beeti Nahi To
Ankho Ki NamiOr Apki Kami.
posted by RV_GMC at 11:12 AM 0 comments links to this post Uff...
Ye Badal ye Bijli Sirf ApkeLiye
Ye Mausam ye Hawa Sirf ApkeLiye
Mahine bit gaye Apko Nahaye hue
Isliye ye lagatar Barish sirf apke liye
posted by RV_GMC at 11:10 AM 0 comments links to this post Thursday, August 10, 2006Oye!Tussi bhoot to nai ho?Pichhe ande ho te dikhte bhi nai ho.
Zindgi ke har mod par jab jab aage jaoge,peechhe ek saya hardam paoge,mudke dekhoge to kuch nahi hoga,mahsoos karoge to hume paoge.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:01 PM 0 comments links to this post Oye ki bat hai?Mein suneya aag saag lga ditti. Oye hoye...
Aaj hum unko bevafa kah aye,unke sare khato ko pani me baha aye.koi padh na le un khato ko,is dar se aaj pani me bhi aag laga aye.
posted by RV_GMC at 12:43 PM 0 comments links to this post Sahi bol rela hai bidu. MAD bole to jhakas wala pagal. Kya?
Before Marriage MAD for each other,After Marriage MADE for eachother and after sometime MAD Because of each other.
posted by RV_GMC at 4:10 AM 0 comments links to this post Chhupana bhi nhi ata.. Jatana bhi nhi ata..
Chup rehte hai ki koi khafa na ho jaye,hm se koi ruswai na ho jaye,badi mushkil se koi apna bna hai,dar lgta hai kahi juda na ho jaye...
posted by RV_GMC at 4:07 AM 0 comments links to this post Oye pitega. Tu dost hai apun ka. Kya? Smjha na?
Heart Receive
=L=O=V=E=
Mind Receiv
=W=I=S=D=O=M=
Hands Receiv
=G=I=F=T=S=
And.
Only Special FRIEND like U Receive my
=S=M=S=.
posted by RV_GMC at 4:04 AM 0 comments links to this post Thats my sis.. So sweet!
It's so pleasant ! sun smilng 4 u Trees dancng 4 u Bird singng 4 u bcz i requstd them all 2 wish u. HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN.---@--- y rakhi mereSWEETBROTHER k liye
posted by RV_GMC at 3:59 AM 0 comments links to this post Ooooo.. Ek bar aja aja aja aja aaaa ja.
Har gali phoolo se saja rakhi hai,har chowk par ladkiya bitha rakhi hai,na jane kis raste se aap aoge,is liye hr ladki ko1-1 Rakhi thama rakhi hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 3:58 AM 0 comments links to this post Oooo... Pl pl yad sataye teri..
Har bat samjhane ke liye nhi hoti,zindgi hamesha pane ke liye nhi hoti,yaad aksar ati hai apki,par har yaad jatane ke liye nhi hoti.........
posted by RV_GMC at 3:56 AM 0 comments links to this post Good one
Is se pahle ki rat ho jaye.. Jaroori hai ki bat ho jaye.. Apne cell se ek sms kar do taki.. Shor bhi na ho aur mulaqat ho jaye..
posted by RV_GMC at 3:54 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Kismat par aitbaar kisko hai,khushiyon se inkaar kisko hai,zindagi mein hai aap jaise DOST,warna zindagi se pyaar kisko hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 3:53 AM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Chehare par ashkon ki lakeer ban gai,Jo na socha tha wo takdeer ban gai.Hamne to yu hi pheri thi ret par ungliyan,Gaur se dekha to tumhari tasveer ban gai.
posted by RV_GMC at 3:51 AM 0 comments links to this post Tuesday, August 08, 2006Funny sms
Arz hai..

Arz hai..

Arz hai..

Arz hai..

Arz hai..

Arz hai..

Arz hai..
aapko satana hamara farz hai..
posted by RV_GMC at 7:30 AM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Hi.was up? Can u do me a favour? Can i get 1 snap of urz by 2moro eve?I need it coz I m workin on a Photo Exibtn on topic NATURAL DISASTERS
posted by RV_GMC at 7:28 AM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Apne roz hmse 1 umid laga rkhi heapne dil me asha ki kiran jaga rakhi hehm roz kahan se nye sms bhejehmne kya sms ki factry laga rakhi he
posted by RV_GMC at 7:24 AM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
A sardar was getting bitten by mosqtos d whole night. He got iritated ... drank poison and said "ab kaato saalo, maroge" !!!
posted by RV_GMC at 7:23 AM 0 comments links to this post A puzzle
Matar,Tamatar tisri sabji ka naam batao jisme Tar aata ho,Kabutar,Titar tisre pakshi ka naam batao jisme Tar aata ho...its chalange 4 u...
posted by RV_GMC at 7:18 AM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?A: A Moti-vaiting.
posted by RV_GMC at 7:17 AM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Who Said English Is Easy?Fill in the blanks with YES or NO..
1: ___ I don't have BRAIN.
2: ___ I dont have SENSE.
3: ___ I'm STUPID.
posted by RV_GMC at 7:14 AM 0 comments links to this post He.. He.. He.. He..
O meinu vekhi janda si,Mein onhu vekhi janda si.O meinu vekhi janda si,mein onhu veki janda si, Na paper onhu anda si na paper menu anda si..
posted by RV_GMC at 7:12 AM 0 comments links to this post Very funny Ha.. Ha..
Rok deo mere janaze nu,mere vich jan a gyi hai.Rok deo mere janaze nu,mere vich jan a gyi hai.Saleyo mud k dekho sharab di dukan a gai hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 7:10 AM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jaati hai,tadapne k liye sirf yaad rah jati hai,kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya GOLDFLAKE jalne k baad sirf rakh rah jati hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 7:08 AM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
I luv you Do you love me Shahjahan told these words more dan 1000 times 2 mumtaj but she dint reply.U know y? Pagal,gawar use english nahi ati thi!
posted by RV_GMC at 7:06 AM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Maine apko Fon kiya to netwrk bola,Namskar!Murkho ki duniya me apka swagat hai,Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF hai..
posted by RV_GMC at 7:05 AM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
A rose Rs.7A card Rs.25A Lunch Rs.200Movie Rs.150But a Friend like u is "Priceless"Zyada udo matpriceless bole to "FOKAT"
posted by RV_GMC at 7:04 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Lamhe Suhane Sath ho na ho, kal mein aaj jaisi baat ho na ho, apki dosti hamesha is dil mein rahegi, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho
posted by RV_GMC at 7:01 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Kismat par aitbaar kisko hai,khushiyon se inkaar kisko hai,zindagi mein hai aap jaise DOST,warna zindagi se pyaar kisko hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 7:00 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship/love sms
God gave us 86,400 valuable seconds each day. May I use a few seconds to say thanks for giving me the gift of knowing someone like you..
posted by RV_GMC at 6:58 AM 0 comments links to this post Monday, August 07, 2006Friendship sms
Dosti mein dost hi dost ka khuda hota hai,Yeh ehsaas jab hota hai jab dost hi dost se juda hota hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 12:33 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Haqiqat pehchan lo bichad jane se pehle, Meri sunlo apni sunane se pehle, Yeh sonch lena bhulane se pehle, Bahut royi hain ye ankhen muskurane se pehle !!
posted by RV_GMC at 12:02 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Apaki dosti ko ehasan mante haindosti nibhana apna eman mante hainham vo nahi jo dosti me jan dedekyo ki dosto ko ham apni jan mante hain
posted by RV_GMC at 4:54 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship/love sms
Whats wrong with ur cell? I Tried calling lots of times..... Everytime i called up, it said- ''the person u r trying 2 reach is in ur HEART'
posted by RV_GMC at 4:51 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Humse na milo, koi gum nahi, bus bat karo ye milne se kam nahi, dosti me dhoka de wo hum nahi, aur humari dosti rang de basanti se kam nahi... !!
posted by RV_GMC at 4:48 AM 0 comments links to this post Sunday, August 06, 2006Funny sms
Ae khuda...aaj barsat ho jaye,Kam se kamek katori panibhar jaye,Jo mujhe SMSna karta ho,
Uska mobileusme doob jaye.
"NA RAHEGA PHONENA BAJEGI TONE"
posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Dosti ager buri he to hone mat do, ho gayi he to use khone mat do, or ager Dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do. JAGTE RAHO... sona mat
posted by RV_GMC at 1:27 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Machhar marne ka nya tarika. Pehle1 zinda mchr pkde fir use zaminpe litaye.Fir use gudgudi kare & jaise hi hsne kliye mchr mukhole use ALLOUT pila de.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:19 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Mere SMS ko tere mobile me panah mil jaye,Mere SMS ko tere mobile me panah mil jaye,Jo mujhe sms nahin karta uska mobile FANAA ho jaye.
posted by RV_GMC at 12:57 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
1Raat bijli chali gayi.Sardar- oye biwi kam se kam fan to on kar. Sardarni kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jaygei..
posted by RV_GMC at 12:55 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Latest Shayari-
jo muje sms kare uske inbox me msg JAMAA hojaye,
aur jo na kare uska mobile FANAA hojaye.. ....Subhaaaan allaah...
posted by RV_GMC at 12:54 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
As yrs pas on,u may lose ur hair ur tooth, ur healthy skin etc,but u'l never lose ur smartnes & inteligence bcaz.U can lose only wat u hav
posted by RV_GMC at 12:52 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
U say & he listens is a FRIEND.U say, he listens & understds is a GOOD FRIEND.But U dont say & he hears & understds is a TRUE FRIEND........Happy friendship Day
posted by RV_GMC at 12:49 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
3 sardars on one scooter wer going, so trafic police showed his hand. sardar said sorry paaji already 3 bhaithe hai bilkul jagah nahi hai
posted by RV_GMC at 12:42 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Ek msg roz,keep d frnds close.Ek din me panch,dosti pe na aye anch.Ek din me dus,mile yari ka rus.Ek din me bees,pehle ek to bhej badtmeez.
posted by RV_GMC at 12:40 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
There is an urgent meeting in jungle, every ones there lions,tigers,cheetas@ ape but the meeting cant start b'coz the MONKEY is reading this text.
posted by RV_GMC at 12:37 PM 0 comments links to this post Ohhhh...
Ishq ne insan ko kya kya bana diya kisi ko kavi kisi ko kayar bana diya phoolo ka vazen nahi utha sakti thi mumtaz sahzahaan ne uspe taj mahal banva diya....
posted by RV_GMC at 12:35 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Is umar me to aisa hota hai,Neend udti hai chain khota hai jaan jati hai dard hota hai doctor ko dikhao,Budhapa aisa hi hota hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 12:30 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
In love boys r like kidney and girls r like liver;if liver fails kidney fails, if kidney fails liver manages with other kidney....Its true...
posted by RV_GMC at 12:27 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
A Rajasthani version of"Jony Jony yes papa"Rhyme:=Kalu kalu,kae bapu,jardo khayo,na bapu,jooth bolyo,na bapu,mundo khol,thu thu thu!
posted by RV_GMC at 12:24 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Waade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye, Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye, Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi, Maut se pehle hi dost kafan le aye...
posted by RV_GMC at 12:22 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Dil ka Ashiya nahi sajate,Bago mein phool nahi khilate,Hamari ek pasand se tut jayenge Hazaro dil,Yaro tabhi to Hum koi girlfriend nahi banate...!!!
posted by RV_GMC at 12:13 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Janaza mera, uth raha tha, phir bhi taklif thi unko aane me, Bewafa ghar me baithi puchh rahi thi,aur kitni der he jalane me ..
posted by RV_GMC at 12:04 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
Dosti to sirf itefaq hai,ye to do dilon ki mulakat hai, dosti nahi dekti din hai ki raat hai, ismein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
posted by RV_GMC at 11:54 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Zindagi Mein Bahut SeYaar Milenge,Hum Kya Hum Se BhiAchhe Hazar Milenge,In Achho MeinHamein Na Bhula Dena,Hum Kahan AapkoBaar-Baar Milenge!
posted by RV_GMC at 11:05 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship/love sms
Jo CHIZ mang k mile wo MANNAT he,CHAH kar mile wo CHAHAT,PAS he wo AMANAT he,DIL se mile wo REHMAT he,par AAP jaisa koi SHAKS mile wo kismat hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 5:36 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Dosti ka haq hum yu ada karte hai, apeke naam ye jaan fida karte hain,Apko mile manzile phuloki ye dua sada karte hain..
posted by RV_GMC at 5:32 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship/love sms
Jo socha wo hua nahi, Jo hua kabhi socha nahi, Kya hoga ye soch kar ghabra jate hai, bus aapka saath hai, yehi soch kar sambhal jate hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 5:30 AM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Khud ko khud ki khabar na lage, koi achha b is kadar na lage, aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se, jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage......
posted by RV_GMC at 5:29 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Talash karoge to shayad koi mil jayega, par mujh sa dost wo kahan ban payega.Mana dosti nibhayega wo sath apke,par kaya humari tarah aap par jaan lutayega.
posted by RV_GMC at 5:27 AM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Asman Ko nind aye to sulaye kaha ,jamin ko maut aye to dafnaye kaha,sagar me laher aye to chupaye kaha, hame apki yad aye to jaye kaha.....
posted by RV_GMC at 5:25 AM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Wafao me meri itna asar to aaye, Jinhe dhundte hai wo nazar to aaye. Hum aayenge palak jhapakne se pehle,Aapne yaad kiya ye khabar to aaye.
posted by RV_GMC at 5:23 AM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Aaj hum unko bevafa kah aye,unke sare khato ko pani me baha aye.koi padh na le un khato ko,is dar se aaj pani me bhi aag laga aye.
posted by RV_GMC at 5:22 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
--;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ I,m sending u 3 Flowers 4 remind ing u 3 things U, ME, & our FRIENDSHIP. -*-*-HAPPY-*-*- *FRIENDSHIP DAY*
posted by RV_GMC at 4:29 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
U know y god made eyes in pair,ears in pair,hands in pair,legs in pair,n HEART as single?it just 2 find a heart of ur choice n make a pair..HAPPY FRNDSHP DAY.
posted by RV_GMC at 4:27 AM 0 comments links to this post Saturday, August 05, 2006Friendship sms
Muskurna hi to khushi nahi hoti. Umar bitana hi to zindagi nahi hoti. Khud ko mitana padta hai dosti me kyuki dost kehna hi to dosti nhi hoti hai
posted by RV_GMC at 2:16 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship/love sms
Wen u became my friend there ws a strike in heaven..u know y???They wer protesting y i'm being offered heaven benefits on earth b4 dying..
posted by RV_GMC at 2:12 PM 0 comments links to this post Love/friendship sms
Aapki dosti apki wafa hi kaafi hai,Tamaam umar ye aasra hi kaafi hai,Khin par bhi milna,mil kar muskura dena,Meri khushi k lye ye silsila kafi HaI.
posted by RV_GMC at 2:07 PM 0 comments links to this post Thoughtful
Prayer is not 2 lighten ur burden but 2 strengthen ur back. Have faith in GOD. Faith dosn't moves mountains but gives the power 2 climb one!
posted by RV_GMC at 2:06 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Agar zindagi me judai na hoti,to kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,sath hi guzarte har lamhe,to shayad rishto me ye gehrai aayi na hoti.!...
posted by RV_GMC at 2:02 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Kahi dhop kahi chhau yhi kudrat ke njare hai,kbhi hame bhi yad kiya kare ham bhi to tumare hai...........
posted by RV_GMC at 2:01 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Log kehte hai ki cigrate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi dil me kisi ki tasvir hai kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".
posted by RV_GMC at 2:00 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Wqt guzarta raha par saansen thami si thi, hum muskurate rahe par aankhon me nami si thi,sath to sara zamana tha hamare, par na jane quon aapki kami si thi.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:56 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Hum nazaro se dur hai ankhose nahi hum khabo se dur hain khyalo se nahi Hum dil se dur hain dadkan se nahi, hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi..
posted by RV_GMC at 1:54 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Zindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..
posted by RV_GMC at 1:53 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Zindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..
posted by RV_GMC at 1:50 PM 0 comments links to this post Motivational sms
Parindon ko milegi manzil ek din, yeh faile hue unke par bolte hain... Wahi log rehte hai khamosh aksr, zamane mein jinke hunr bolte hain ! Be Winner..
posted by RV_GMC at 1:49 PM 0 comments links to this post Thoughtful
Yaadein woh nahi jo tanhai me aati hain.Yaadein woh nahi jo judai me aati hain.Yaadein to woh hai jo bheed me bhi tanha kar jaati hain..
posted by RV_GMC at 1:48 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Anjaneme dilgawaabaithe,ishq medhokakhhabaithe,unse kyagila kare?khataa tohumari thi,jo binaDiL walose apna dillaga baithe.!
posted by RV_GMC at 1:47 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare na hote, In rukhi aankho me rangeen nazare na hote. Hum bhi na karte parwah itni agar aap itne pyare na hote.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:46 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
chaman ko chaman ki bharo ne luta,sahil ko kashti or kenaron ne luta,wo to 1 hi kasam se dar gayi-hume to uski kasam deke hzaro ne luta.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:45 PM 0 comments links to this post Senti sms
If I were to be anything in this world,. I'd be ur tears!!!A, So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!
posted by RV_GMC at 1:43 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
!Waqt to aata hai phir chala jata hai....Iska aitbar kabhi mat karna....Jo juda hokar bar-bar yaad aaye....Itna pyaar kisise kabhi mat karna....it's real!
posted by RV_GMC at 1:42 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Kahaa se aati hai Hichkiya....Kaun fariyad karta hai......Khuda use hamesha salaamat rakhe....Jo hume itna yad karta hai....
posted by RV_GMC at 1:41 PM 0 comments links to this post Thoughtful
Always ask god 2 giv u wat u deserve & not wat u desire. Ur desire may b few but u deserves a lot.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:35 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Kripya Dhyan Dein,

Dhyan Dene Ke liye Shukriya..! Ab apna kaam kijiye.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:33 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Life is full of probelms Face it, Anger Dump it,Decisions Make it,i know u r good but i m Tooo.. Good accept it
posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Dosti ki kadar karte hai itna, aasman me sitare ho jitna, yakin na hoto call kar k dekhlo, baat karenge aapke mobil me balance ho jitna.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:18 PM 0 comments links to this post Cool sms
SMS har pal karu to sharart hogi,har din karu to pareshani hogi,kabhi bhi nhi karu to kanjusi hogi,par dilse karu to shayad apko khushi hogi
posted by RV_GMC at 1:17 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
10msgrcvd
1Hi!2Gud Mrng3How r u?4Hope u r ok5Miss u!6Miss me?7Be happy!8Take care9Bye10Ab mat kehna ki SMS nahi karte
posted by RV_GMC at 1:16 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
If sum 1 say u ugly b patient , if he say u fool,b relax, if he say u stupid,b cool,BUT he say u "CUTE" : to thappad mar jhoot bol raha hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:13 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
If u hav any problms- Bindas tel me, i'll help u.If u don't hav any problms-Bindas tel me, i'll create sum4u!After all, "dost hote kis liye hain.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:12 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Andhe K HathMe TORCHBehre K HathMe RADIOGunge K HathMe MIKELangde K HathMe BIKEor>BEVAKUF K HathMe MOBILEHe ishvar! Kya zamana aa gaya.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:11 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Dunia ki sabse dard bhari shayri-Dil me chubhi sui,dil me chubhi sui,dil me chubhi sui,woh boli 'uui uui uui uui'!!!
posted by RV_GMC at 1:10 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Tere gam me tadap k mar jayenge,margaye to tera naam lenge, rabko-rishwat de k tujhe bhi bulaenge,aur-uper sath baith k kurkure khayenge.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:09 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade ashchary ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai,lekin saali OURAT marne k bad b CHUDEL ki CHUDEL hi rahti hai...$....
posted by RV_GMC at 1:08 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Paji=Oy murge di tang kithe gai? Waiter=Paji murga to langda tha,paji-AUR DIL kithe gaya? Paji wo Murgi le gayi.Abe Dimag to hoga?sorry paji Murga sardar tha!
posted by RV_GMC at 1:07 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Jis toofan me logo k aashiyan ooud jate hai, Ues toofan me hum aapne kapde sukhate hai. ....
posted by RV_GMC at 1:02 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Pyar to hame bhi karna tha, Par khuch khaas hua nahi, Tajmahal to hame bhi banana tha..par afsoss ke..

loan pass hua nahi.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:01 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Uparwale ne 1 dost mere liye banaya hai,jise tere roop mai maine paya hai.tu mere dil me aise samaya hai,jaise bajre k khet me saand ghus aya hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:00 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Dekha !

Dekha Na???

Chashma Du Kya???

Dekho !

Dekho !

Dekh Liya???
Thik Se Dekhna
Phir Mat Kehna , Ki main SMS NAHI KARTA !
posted by RV_GMC at 12:56 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
On this friendship day lets not think abt past,it bring tears. And not think of future,it brings fear.Live in present& drink chilled beers....cheers!!! Happy friendship day
posted by RV_GMC at 12:52 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
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I am the first friend of u 2 tie the friendship band so early.. Happy friendship day
posted by RV_GMC at 12:40 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
A dost zindgi ki asli udan abhi baki he zindgi k kai emtihan abhi baki he abhi to naapi he muuthi bhar zami aage abhi sara asma baki he.with my best wishes HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
posted by RV_GMC at 12:40 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
A dost zindgi ki asli udan abhi baki he zindgi k kai emtihan abhi baki he abhi to naapi he muuthi bhar zami aage abhi sara asma baki he.with my best wishes HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
posted by RV_GMC at 12:40 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
FRIENDSHIP is not a DEGREE to START & FINISH within 3 or 4 Yrs,Its a LIFETIME Course Not Just 2 Study But...Also 2 FEEL & LIVE. "HAPPY F'SHIP DAY
posted by RV_GMC at 12:34 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
D purpose of f'ship is nt 2 hav some1 who might complete ur lonliness, bt 2 hav some1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness..
posted by RV_GMC at 12:32 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
One day,monday said to tuesday,to see wednesday and to ask thrusday whether friday said to saturday that next sunday is friendship day.
posted by RV_GMC at 11:01 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship day sms
One day,monday said to tuesday,to see wednesday and to ask thrusday whether friday said to saturday that next sunday is friendship day.
posted by RV_GMC at 10:50 AM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Similar feeling by girls aftr exam & sex: Kitna lamba tha;kash thoda time aur mil jata; phele kitna hard tha; dar lag raha tha; baad me ekdam easy ho gaya. ....
posted by RV_GMC at 10:40 AM 0 comments links to this post Friday, August 04, 2006Friendship
Khuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi,Dilon mein chupi daulat nahin dekhi,Jo bhi kehta hai ki duriyon se mit jati hai dosti, Usne sahyad hamari dosti nahi dekhi..
posted by RV_GMC at 1:17 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Aap se dur kaise reh pate,dil se apko kaise bhula pate,kaash aap sapno k alawa sheeshe main base hote,khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate...
posted by RV_GMC at 1:15 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship/love sms
ANKHO ME Q ANSU JHALAK JATE HAI, TANHAIYON ME Q GAM YAAD AATE HAIN, ANSU POCHKAR KOI BATADE HAME, DOOR REHNE WALE AKSAR Q YAAD AATE HAIN........%..$@
posted by RV_GMC at 1:10 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Manzil hai dur aur safar bahut hai,Chote se is dil ko fikar bahut hai,
Maar dalti kab kiye Duniya hame...
Kambakht,Aap ki duaon me asar bahut Hai.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:09 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Meri har khata pe naraz mat hona.Apni pyari si muskan kabhi mat khona.Sukun milta hai dekh kar apki muskurahat.Mujhe maut bi agar aaye to kabhi mat rona.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:08 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Aankhon ki zubaan wo samaj nahi paate,hoth magar kuch kahe nahi pate,apni bebasi kis tarah kahe hum,koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi paate...
posted by RV_GMC at 1:01 PM 0 comments links to this post Love sms
Kabhi Dil hi me muskura kar dekhiye....Meri gazal ko gunguna kar dekhiye...Hum bhool jayenge tumhe,ek shart hai lekin,khud bhi jara hame bhula kar dekhiye.
posted by RV_GMC at 12:59 PM 0 comments links to this post Thoughtful
Sitaro me chand tanha jagmagata hai, Aadmiakela bhi manzil kopata hai, Gam se na ghabrana a dost, Gulab kanto k bich hi muskurata hai.....
posted by RV_GMC at 12:58 PM 0 comments links to this post Thoughtful
Zindagi ek raat hai..
jis mein na jane kitne khwaab hai..
jo mil gaya wo apna hai..
jo tut gaya wo sapna hai...
so Enjoy every Moment!
posted by RV_GMC at 12:57 PM 0 comments links to this post Thoughtful
Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always. Keep smiling.
posted by RV_GMC at 12:54 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Ek hi NAZAR me AAP hamare MEHMAN ban gaye,Do BATE kya ki sara JAHAN ban gaye, Paas REHKAR bhi LOG hamare ban NA sake,Dur rehkar bhi AAP hamari JAAN ban gaye
posted by RV_GMC at 12:50 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
Bichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge, sote hue ko khawab me kya doge, hum chahte hain umar bhar ki dosti ka waada, kaho is sawal ka jawab kya doge.
posted by RV_GMC at 12:47 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
sardar-tu bata k meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere or ye bata k kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere or agar ye bata de k kis k he to murgi bhi teri. 2nd sard-HINT De.
posted by RV_GMC at 12:42 PM 0 comments links to this post Love/friendship sms
Yu to roz aapko yaad kiya karte hai, Man hi man me dekh liya karte hai, Kya hua agar aap pas nahi, Hum dil hi dil me mulakat kar liya karte hain.
posted by RV_GMC at 12:41 PM 0 comments links to this post Good night sms
Ho chuki raat bahut ab so bhi jayiye,jo hai dil k paas uske khayalo Me kho jayiye,kar raha hoga koi intezaar Apka,khwabo me sahi usse mil to ayiye.
Good night!
posted by RV_GMC at 12:40 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
'' Suna hai aapki ek smile par log marte hai! so keep smiling to reduce population.... SAVE INDIA!
posted by RV_GMC at 12:38 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship sms
D purpose of f'ship is nt 2 hav some1 who might complete ur lonliness, bt 2 hav some1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness..
posted by RV_GMC at 12:37 PM 0 comments links to this post Thursday, August 03, 2006Funny sms
Vo aaye te meri kabr pr diya bujha kar chal diye,kambkath diye me jo tel tha sara ser pr laga kar chal diye.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:05 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
One*special surprise*4 uso close ur eyes
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U cheat! u didnt close ur eyes so no surprise.only Good morning
posted by RV_GMC at 1:02 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
U've got STYLE.
U've got CLASS.
U've got LOOKS.
U've got FACE.
U've got CHARM.
U've got BRAIN.
Oops! galat number pe bhej diya.
posted by RV_GMC at 1:00 PM 0 comments links to this post Friendship
MONEY SAYS"spend me not"TIME SAYS"waste me not"FLOWER SAYS"touch me not"STUDY SAYS"leave me not"SMS SAYS"erase me not"I SAYS"forget me not"
posted by RV_GMC at 12:59 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Sender:extremly cute
Sender:jst 2 amazing
sender:nice,kind,frndly
sender:can b trustd
sender:sweet,adorable
sender:yes u r rite,itz
posted by RV_GMC at 12:56 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
Sender:extremly cute
Sender:jst 2 amazing
sender:nice,kind,frndly
sender:can b trustd
sender:sweet,adorable
sender:yes u r rite,itz
posted by RV_GMC at 12:55 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
U r SweetU r CaringU r Gud lukingU r ArtistU r InteligntU r AtractiveU r SmartThoda aur "IMPROVE" karo. Kabhi na kabhi mere jaise ban jaoge..
posted by RV_GMC at 12:53 PM 0 comments links to this post Funny sms
U r SweetU r CaringU r Gud lukingU r ArtistU r InteligntU r AtractiveU r SmartThoda aur "IMPROVE" karo. Kabhi na kabhi mere jaise ban jaoge..
posted by RV_GMC at 12:51 PM 0 comments links to this post
Posted by Anup Nair at 11:21 PM 0 comments Saturday, June 23, 2007Welcome
person who truly loves you and knows you is someone who still sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else still believe the smile on your face.
• God knows the value of Heart, so He created Luv. He knows the value of Night, so He created Dreams. He knows the value of Friend, so He created U!
• Talk happiness, talk faith, talk health, say you are well, and all is well with you, and God shall hear your words and make them true.
• If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be, don't wish to be someone else because u are wonderful the way you are! Gud Day!
• I wish a wish for you, which is a wish I wish for few, the wish I wish for you is that all your wishes come true. Good Day!
• I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. Understand...?!?
• Success is like a beautiful girl it will leave us at any time, but failure is like a mother it will teach us some important lessons of life! Gud Day!
• There is a golden bridge called friendship that spans the river of time and links our hearts together even if we walk separate roads of life.
• We act as though comfort & luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
• The loveliest day comes when u wakeup each day & find out that luv still colours ur world through friends, who truly care & never fail to remember. Laugh at ur mistakes, but learn from them. Joke over ur troubles, but gather strength from them. Have fun with ur difficulties, but overcome them. Gud Day!
• I thank the Lord for the gift of friendship where I can be myself and be accepted as I am and for finding a home in the heart of a friend.
• Happiness comes not because we do great things, but because we do small things with great love. Be filled with love everyday! Have a Great day!
• In life, we meet a lot of people, but make friendship with few. In those few, some touch our heart in such a way their presence is felt in their absence too!
• Life's like a piano, the white keys represent happiness and black show sadness but as u go through life's journey, remember that the black keys too make music!
• A lover makes you realise, 'how wonderful the world is', but its a friend who makes you realise, 'how wonderful you are!'
• If u wish to succeed in life, make perseverance ur bosom friend, experience ur wise counselor, caution ur elder brother & hope ur guardian genius.
• True friends see u true, believe in things u want to do, feel glad when ur dreams come true. Best of all they don't judge u, they simply luv u coz u r u!
• The wrong kind of people dislike u for the gud in u & the right kind of people like u knowing even the bad in you... that makes a gud Relationship!
• Dream more, think high, analyze twice, choose the best, plan perfect, be confident, work hard, execute well then success is URS. All the best. I kept ur name in my Journal & posted u in the Ledger of my heart. U'll b classified as an Asset, coz ur market value as a friend never Depriciate!
• Happiness keeps u sweet, trails make u strong, sorrows keep u human, failure keeps u humble, success keeps u growing & God keeps u going! Gud Day!
• Mistakes are embarrassing when they happen but years later, you have a collection of mistakes called Experience, which leads u to Success!
• Be true to yourself and others. Do not try to appear better or greater than what you are.
• People are made to be loved and things r made to b used. But there's so much chaos in this world, coz people r being USED and things r being LOVED.!
• Do not attempt to do a thing unless u are sure of urself; but don't relinquish it simply coz someone else is not sure of u. Gud Day!
• Gud relationship is like a tree. It demands attention & care in d beginning. But once it blossoms, it provides shade & protecting in all situations of Life
• U can't make someone to Luv u, all u can do is be someone, who can be loved! The rest is up to the person to realize ur worth!
• Never regret any day in life. Gud days gives us happiness, bad days gives us experiences. Both are essential in life. All are God's Blessings.
• You cannot change yesterday, that's clear nor begin tomorrow until it's here, so all that's left is to make today as sweet as u can. Gud Day! Of all the special joys in life, the big ones and the small, s mother's love and tenderness is the greatest of them all. Hppy Mother's Day!
• Like the fresh dew drops of a New Day may God's loving hands be upon you today to freshen your soul, as you start the day. Gud Morning!
• Love is just like life, it's not always easy and it doesn't always bring happiness, but we don't stop living. So, why should we stop loving?
• Hope u start the day being what u like to be, seeing what u luv to see, doing what u plan to do & having all ur wishes come true!
• Birth was not our choice, death will not be our choice, but the way we live our life is our choice, absolutely ours! So enjoy it and have a nice day.
• Prayer is the right key to open the day & to lock the night, it also leads us the way to God's Heart. So, don't worry, have a Gud Day!
• I may not have given what is expected from a friend. I'm human not perfect but inside this imperfection lies a heart that values u the best way I know.
• If u happen to miss a person whom u loved so much, it's ur fate but if u give a chance to miss a person who loved u so much it's ur mistake.
• If Special means loving, caring and dear... If Special means thoughtful too. If special means tender, gentle and kind. Then Special surely means U!
• Great relationship is not necessarily about finding similarities...In fact it is more about Respecting differences! A highly successful artist was once asked at an award function: Which is ur best painting? He replied: My next painting... So let ur aim & aspiration b always high!
• God never meant for us to face the tough times alone! That's why he gave us friends! Thnx for being my friend.
• By the time you realise what your parents said was right... you will have a kid who begins to think you are WRONG...!!
• Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but'll make climbing easier. Don't ask him for a lighter load but ask him for a stronger back.
• Don't go the way life takes u, take the life the way u go. Remember u are Born to Live, but not living coz u r born. Gud Day!
• Life'll be pleasant, if we r satisfied with what we have. But will b more thrilling if we make efforts to achieve what we desire. Gud Day!
• Instead of feeling inferior coz someone else can do something you can't do, concentrate on what you can do that others can't. Gud Day!
• A friend is not a spare tyre that u pull out when u feel life has gone flat. Friend is the steering wheel who helps u to turn ur life in the right path.
• Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, b patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.
• U can buy gifts, but not luv. U can pretend to smile, but not happy. U can lie to others, but not to urself. U can have many friends, but none as sweet as me. Ur kindness may b treated as ur weakness, still b kind. Ur help to others may go unneeded & unnoticed, still b helpful. Gud Day!
• Someday somehow whatever u prayed for will come true. It may not be in the exact package u wanted but it'll be what God thinks the best for u.
• As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this gud luking sender. May his smartness increases everyday.
• Hope you start the day being what you like to be, seeing what U luv to see, doing what & having all ur wishes come true!
• The true measure of a man is how he treats some1 who can do him ABSOLUTELY no good...Good Morning!
• Gates of memories never close, how much I miss u no one knows, tears in my eyes I'll wipe away, but pain of missing u'll forever stay.
• A beautiful life does not just happen. It's built daily; in prayer, humility, sacrifice & luv. May a beautiful life be yours always.
• Don’t expect much from others and get disappointed, but do not disappoint those who expect much from U.
• No one will manufacture a lock without a key. Similarly, God won’t give problems without solutions. So, go fearless and face it!
• When God solves ur problems, u have faith in his abilities. When he doesn’t solve ur problems, he has faith in ur abilities. On the path of success always lies big O's, many read them as Obstacles, only few read them as Opportunities. Attitude matters a lot. So always be positive.
• Beautiful pictures r devolped from negatives in a dark room. So, if u see darkness in ur life b sure that God is making a beautiful picture 4 U!
• Life isn't a bowl of cherries or peaches. It's more like a jar of chillies. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow! Gud Day!
• Destiny is simply the strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows double. If u laugh at a trouble, it disappears like a bubble!
• A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine how brilliant a Human can be by sustaining pressures of life. Gud Day!
• A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh. But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.
• A butterfly lives only 4 few days, but still it flies joyfully capturing many hearts. Each moment in life is indeed precious, live it fully, live it lively.
• Everything has a day... Every pet has a day... Every fool too has a day! Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
• Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style, attitude... kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.
• Friends are like street lights along the road. They don’t make the distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile!• One beautiful heart is better than thousand beautiful faces! So, choose people having beautiful hearts rather than beautiful faces
• Never walk away from true friends. When u see some faults, be patient & realize that nobody is perfect. It's affection that matters, not perfection.
• If u have a heart that obeys ur mind, u can win the world. If u have a mind that obeys ur heart u can win the luv of so many hearts.
• SMILE:- S-Set u free M-Makes u special I-Increase ur face value L-Lift up ur spirits E-Earse ur all tensions so smile So start ur day with smile. HAVE A NICE DAY
• No one has ever achieved greatness by playing it safe coz when u go in search of honey, it is obvious to be stung by bees!
• We can't stop the waves, but we can learn to surf. Let us surf... surf to welcome the new day.
• Sometimes in life, we tend 2 run so fast that we don’t notice firends r running with us, we only notice them when we fall & they stop 2 pick us up.
• Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut...! Just think about ME...!!
• Either U can complain coz roses hv thorns or U can rejoice coz thorns hv roses...Just a beautiful way 2 say dat Life is d way 'U' look at it.Have a great day!
• Heated Gold becomes ornament; beated Copper becomes wire; depleted stone becomes statue; so, the more pain u get in life, more Valuable u become. Start the Day with a deep breath, inhale all the Luv & Goodness of God, exhale the tears, fears & worries. Have a great day!
• Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, after marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!
• May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love & all other colors you want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.
• Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas & melodious songs r the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wishing U a very happy & colourful Holi.
• When God takes away something from ur hands don't think he's punishing u. He's just leaving u empty handed to receive something better. Gud Day!
• Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile!
• Always try ur best to get whatever u love otherwise you will be forced to love whatever u get! Have a great Day!
• Friendship is a bridge between U n Me, when u r sad & lonely cross it, I'll wait on the other side forever & if u r afraid, just tell me, I'll cross it for U.
• When God leads u to the edge of a cliff Trust him fully & let go coz only one of the 2 things'll happen; either he'll catch u wen u fall or he'll teach u how to fly!
• If people around you, are trying to pull you down, be proud about it! It only means one thing: U are above them! Gud Day! Have a heart that never hardens. A temper that never rises. A touch that never hurts. And a love that never fails... Have a good day!
• When u luv someone truly, u don't luk for faults, u don't luk for answers, u don't luk for mistakes. Instead, u fight the mistakes, accept the faults & overlook the excuses.
• No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send. Just a 'Caring Heart' saying, 'Take Care!' Miss U!
• A cup of hot hello, a plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles, a slice of great success, specially for you... Good Morning. Have a successful day!
• Smile makes the day better. That's the best thing we can do to make life happier, to us and to others. Good Morning!
• Telling a lie is a fault for a child, an art 4 a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!
• People die younger coz God loves them so much. But u r still on earth coz there is someone who loves u more than God.
• To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!
• I m feeling so happy, do u know why? Coz I'm so lucky, do u know how? Coz God luvs me. Do u know how? Coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
• Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS! Morning smile makes the day better. That's the best thing v can do to make life happier, to us and to others. Good Morning!
• Every little smile can touch somebody's heart. May u find 100's of reasons to smile today! May u b the reason for someone else to smile! Happy Smile Day!
• Little keys can open big locks. Simple words can express great thoughts. Hope my simple wish can make this day great. Have a Gr8 Day!
• U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u r the person who can change everything around when it's going bad
• Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every change as a challenge. Some give success & some act as the stepping stone to success.
• Between yesterday's mistakes and tomorrow's hope, there is a fantastic opportunity... That's Today... Live it lively...!
• Be strong to accept the challenges of life. Don't say to God: Why me? Instead say: Try me! Let's live a courageous and challenging life
• If you can't fly, run; if you can't run, walk; if you can't walk, crawl but whatever you do, keep moving. Gud Luck!
• Life is a game. God likes the Winner and loves the Loser, but hates the Viewer. So be the player... God'll always be with U !
• All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else...! Start the Day with a deep breath, inhale all the Luv & Goodness of God, exhale the tears, fears & worries. Have a great day!
• Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, after marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!
• May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love & all other colors you want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.
• Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas & melodious songs r the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wishing U a very happy & colourful Holi.
• When God takes away something from ur hands don't think he's punishing u. He's just leaving u empty handed to receive something better. Gud Day!
• Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile!
• Always try ur best to get whatever u love otherwise you will be forced to love whatever u get! Have a great Day!
• Friendship is a bridge between U n Me, when u r sad & lonely cross it, I'll wait on the other side forever & if u r afraid, just tell me, I'll cross it for U.
• When God leads u to the edge of a cliff Trust him fully & let go coz only one of the 2 things'll happen; either he'll catch u wen u fall or he'll teach u how to fly!
• If people around you, are trying to pull you down, be proud about it! It only means one thing: U are above them! Gud Day!he 4 ways to reach God: Luk back & thank God. Luk forward & trust God. Luk around & serve God. Luk within & find God.
• Never regret any day in life. Gud days gives us happiness, bad days gives us experiences. Both r essential in life. All are God's Blessings. Let's thankful to Him.
• True friends never leave each other, True friends never part. They just sometimes sit silently deep within each others' heart & say: I'm still here.
• To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Luv!
• Commit your life, your plans, your dreams, your fears to God. You will have peace. Have a peaceful day.
• If u can solve ur problem, then what's the need of worrying? If u can't solve it, then what is the use of worrying? Good Luck!
• Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles. So, keep on enjoying the life. Don't lose your smile at any moment!
• God knows ur future. He may not reveal it to u, but he'll walk with u & the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.
• Happiness is the delicate balance between what one is and what one has. Balance it and be happy. Gud Day!
• May the Lohri fire burns all the moments of sadness & brings u warmth of joy n happiness. Wishing U a very happy Lohri.• Have a heart that never hardens. A temper that never rises. A touch that never hurts. And a love that never fails... Have a good day!
• When u luv someone truly, u don't luk for faults, u don't luk for answers, u don't luk for mistakes. Instead, u fight the mistakes, accept the faults & overlook the excuses.
• No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send. Just a 'Caring Heart' saying, 'Take Care!' Miss U!
• A cup of hot hello, a plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles, a slice of great success, specially for you... Good Morning. Have a successful day!
• Smile makes the day better. That's the best thing we can do to make life happier, to us and to others. Good Morning!
• Telling a lie is a fault for a child, an art 4 a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!
• People die younger coz God loves them so much. But u r still on earth coz there is someone who loves u more than God.
• To love is a duty and right. To be loved is a gift and luck. To love someone who loves u is an achievement. To be loved by someone whom u love is LIFE!
• I m feeling so happy, do u know why? Coz I'm so lucky, do u know how? Coz God luvs me. Do u know how? Coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.
• Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails, eyes speak. Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything fails, LOVE SPEAKS!Morning smile makes the day better. That's the best thing v can do to make life happier, to us and to others. Good Morning!
• Every little smile can touch somebody's heart. May u find 100's of reasons to smile today! May u b the reason for someone else to smile! Happy Smile Day!
• Little keys can open big locks. Simple words can express great thoughts. Hope my simple wish can make this day great. Have a Gr8 Day!
• U r the reason I wake up in the morning, u r the reason I find a way to smile, u r the person who can change everything around when it's going bad
• Life is a collection of changes. So don't avoid changes. Take every change as a challenge. Some give success & some act as the stepping stone to success.
• Between yesterday's mistakes and tomorrow's hope, there is a fantastic opportunity... That's Today... Live it lively...!
• Be strong to accept the challenges of life. Don't say to God: Why me? Instead say: Try me! Let's live a courageous and challenging life
• If you can't fly, run; if you can't run, walk; if you can't walk, crawl but whatever you do, keep moving. Gud Luck!
• Life is a game. God likes the Winner and loves the Loser, but hates the Viewer. So be the player... God'll always be with U !
• All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else...! New is the year, New r the hopes & the aspirations, New is the resolution, New r the spirits & forever my warm wishes are for U. Have a promising & fulfilling New Year.
• Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is. Like wise u don't know how good u are, but I know How Special U R.
• When u decide to Create the time rather than Manage the time, u'll notice a dramatic effect on ur stress & happiness level. Gud Day!
• Hardest moment is not that when u lose something & tears come out of ur eyes but it’s the one when u lose something & still manage to smile!
• Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
• May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire to gladden your hearts and fill every desire. Merry Christmas.
• Dreams r not those which r seen during Sleep, dreams r those which'll never let u sleep, so see the Dreams & work hard to make them true.
• In life do the Ordinary & God'll do the Extraordinary; Do the Natural & God'll do the Supernatural; Do the Possible & God'll do the Impossible.
• Luv is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!
• Laughing faces don’t mean that there is absence of sorrow but they mean that there is the ability to deal with it! The 4 ways to reach God: Luk back & thank God. Luk forward & trust God. Luk around & serve God. Luk within & find God.
• Never regret any day in life. Gud days gives us happiness, bad days gives us experiences. Both r essential in life. All are God's Blessings. Let's thankful to Him.
• True friends never leave each other, True friends never part. They just sometimes sit silently deep within each others' heart & say: I'm still here.
• To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to think what is not possible; to understand without even talking is the miracle called Luv!
• Commit your life, your plans, your dreams, your fears to God. You will have peace. Have a peaceful day.
• If u can solve ur problem, then what's the need of worrying? If u can't solve it, then what is the use of worrying? Good Luck!
• Nothing is permanent in this world, not even our troubles. So, keep on enjoying the life. Don't lose your smile at any moment!
• God knows ur future. He may not reveal it to u, but he'll walk with u & the future unfolds. Don't trust the stars, trust the ONE who made them.
• Happiness is the delicate balance between what one is and what one has. Balance it and be happy. Gud Day!
• May the Lohri fire burns all the moments of sadness & brings u warmth of joy n happiness. Wishing U a very happy Lohri.• Cheerfulness is what greases the axles of the world. Don't go through life creaking.
• The word Trust is the basis of all relatioas but a small mistake can change its entire meaning. Like just a missing 'T' can 'RUST' the relation!
• Life is like a flowing river of oppurtunities, it's upto you to stand along with a bucket or with a spoon! Good Morning!
• Life is chemistry. Dilute ur sorrows, evaporate ur worries, filter ur happiness & u'll find crystals of Love. May u get best in the Life.
• Value of relation is not that how much one feels happy with someone, but it is the emptyness that one feel without someone...
• The mist turns to light, Morning takes over the night. Another beautiful day dawning, it's time to wish you a very Good Morning!
• Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day!
• Rules of Life: Assume nothing, Xpect little, Do more, Demand less, Smile often, Dream big, Laugh a lot, Pray always, & Cry once for Missing me.
• Sumday sumone might come into ur life & luv u the way u've always wanted. If ur sumday was yesterday, learn. If ur sumday is tomorrow, hope. If ur sumday is today, cherish.
• I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in July, I have seen things u only imagine to see, but I haven't seen anything sweeter than U. We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us but what we forget is that, paths are made by walking, not by waiting.
• Do all the good u can, by all the means u can, in all the ways u can, in all the places u can, at all the times u can, to all the people u can, as long as U can.
• Tackle life with all ur skill to overcome each & every hill; if u persist with all ur will, u will enjoy ur life & all its thrill... so just chill !!
• Trust shud be like the Feeling that the one year old baby has... When you throw him in the air, he laughs coz he knows u'll catch him, without falling.
• Failures shud find a place in mind, Successes shud find a place in heart coz failures are long term lessons & successes are short-term happiness.
• Start the work in the name of God, Do the work with the help of God, Finish the work with thanks to God coz he decides, gives and makes everything possible.
• A honest smile, smiled from a smiling heart, crossing miles, has just reached your inbox, wishing you a day full of happiness & relaxation.
• All the long year through, the joy that u give to others, is the joy that comes back to u. And the more u spend in blessing the poor, the lonely & sad, the more of ur heart's possessing returns to u glad.
• Faith makes all things possible, hope makes all things work, love makes all things beautiful. May you have all the three for this Year. Happy New Year !
• Happiness keeps U sweet, Trails make U strong, Sorrows keep U human, Failure keeps U humble, Success keeps u glowing & God keeps U going! Keep going! Happy New Year!
<< style=""> ( 131- Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering U!
• Those we Luv never go away, they walk beside us everyday... unseen & unheard, still near... still loved... still Missed & still very dear. Missing U
• The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time coz when u give someone ur time, u have given them a portion of ur life that u'll never get back.
• Whenever I miss U, I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I'll just put my right hand across my chest & will feel U!
• Life is a rope that swings us through hope. Always believe today is better than yesterday & tomorrow will be much better than today. Gud Day.
• So many ways to say 'I Luv You', but not enough words in the world to say how much. I Luv U
• Always have the determination of a Mirror, which never loses its ability to reflect in spite of it being broken into pieces! Keep shining.
• A beautiful life does not just happen... it's built daily, in prayer, humility, sacrifice & Luv. May a beautiful life be yours always.
• A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine how brilliant a Human Being can become by sustaining pressures of life!
• Leave Something for Someone. Never Leave Someone for Something coz in life, Something will leave u but Someone will always live with u. New is the year, New r the hopes & the aspirations, New is the resolution, New r the spirits & forever my warm wishes are for U. Have a promising & fulfilling New Year.
• Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is. Like wise u don't know how good u are, but I know How Special U R.
• When u decide to Create the time rather than Manage the time, u'll notice a dramatic effect on ur stress & happiness level. Gud Day!
• Hardest moment is not that when u lose something & tears come out of ur eyes but it’s the one when u lose something & still manage to smile!
• Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
• May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire to gladden your hearts and fill every desire. Merry Christmas.
• Dreams r not those which r seen during Sleep, dreams r those which'll never let u sleep, so see the Dreams & work hard to make them true.
• In life do the Ordinary & God'll do the Extraordinary; Do the Natural & God'll do the Supernatural; Do the Possible & God'll do the Impossible.
• Luv is what I see in ur smile. Luv is what I feel in every touch u give. Luv is what I hear in every word u say. Luv is what we share everyday. Luv U!
• Laughing faces don’t mean that there is absence of sorrow but they mean that there is the ability to deal with it! The word Trust is d basis of all relatioas but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning. Like just a missing 'T' can 'RUST' d relation!
• Be close with someone who makes you happy. But be closer to that person who can’t be happy without U and feel d difference. Gud Day!
• The loveliest days are when you wake up to find that luv still colors ur world through people who truly care & never fail to forget U. Gud Day.
• Think of difficult people as sandpaper, they may rub & scratch u painfully but u'll end up smooth and polished and the sandpaper ends.
• A foolish man tells a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed!
• Every nice friend is a glimpse of god, as he is one of his blessings & is a priceless gift that can never be bought, sold or forgotten, just like U.
• Problems come to us coz someone up in the sky wants to test our faith knowingly that he would not get disappointed. Gud Day.
• Friends r like street lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile.
• Friends r amazing when they r new, they r wonderful when they r true, but do you know they r a 'Blessing' when they r like U.
• Birth is the start of life; Beauty is the art of life; Mysteries, risks & tensions are part of life but friends like U r Heart of life.• Cheerfulness is what greases the axles of the world. Don't go through life creaking.
• The word Trust is the basis of all relatioas but a small mistake can change its entire meaning. Like just a missing 'T' can 'RUST' the relation!
• Life is like a flowing river of oppurtunities, it's upto you to stand along with a bucket or with a spoon! Good Morning!
• Life is chemistry. Dilute ur sorrows, evaporate ur worries, filter ur happiness & u'll find crystals of Love. May u get best in the Life.
• Value of relation is not that how much one feels happy with someone, but it is the emptyness that one feel without someone...
• The mist turns to light, Morning takes over the night. Another beautiful day dawning, it's time to wish you a very Good Morning!
• Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be difft this time: Let the devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u, Vampires sit beside U. Have a horrible day!
• Rules of Life: Assume nothing, Xpect little, Do more, Demand less, Smile often, Dream big, Laugh a lot, Pray always, & Cry once for Missing me.
• Sumday sumone might come into ur life & luv u the way u've always wanted. If ur sumday was yesterday, learn. If ur sumday is tomorrow, hope. If ur sumday is today, cherish.
• I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in July, I have seen things u only imagine to see, but I haven't seen anything sweeter than U. Our attainments r not the fruits of our efforts alone, but also of others' prayers for us. Gud Morning & have a nice day.
• Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every SMS is a sign of and rememberance.
• Laughing faces don't mean that there is absence of sorrow, but it means that they have the ability to deal with them. Keep smiling.
• Never pray for an easier life, pray to be a stronger person. Never pray for tasks equal to your power but for power equal to conquer your tasks!
• Welcome the new morning with a smile on ur face, luv in ur heart & gud thought in ur mind & u'll have a wonderful day.
• Don't spoil what U have by desiring what U don't have coz what U have now is one of the many things U once desired for. Good Day!
• Trusting God won't make the mountain smaller but it'll make the climb easier. Hope u'll be able to climb all ur mountains today & everyday.
• Live with no excuses and Love with no regrets. When life gives U a 100 reasons to cry, show life that U have a 1000 reasons to Smile. Gud Day!
• Luck is not in ur hands, but work is, ur work can make ur luck, but luck can't do ur work. Gud day & Gud luck!
• Don't expect anything from life, expectations hurt. When u don't expect, every moment is a surprise & surprise brings happiness with it. Gud Day!• Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering U!
• Those we Luv never go away, they walk beside us everyday... unseen & unheard, still near... still loved... still Missed & still very dear. Missing U
• The greatest gift u can give to someone is ur time coz when u give someone ur time, u have given them a portion of ur life that u'll never get back.
• Whenever I miss U, I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I'll just put my right hand across my chest & will feel U!
• Life is a rope that swings us through hope. Always believe today is better than yesterday & tomorrow will be much better than today. Gud Day.
• So many ways to say 'I Luv You', but not enough words in the world to say how much. I Luv U
• Always have the determination of a Mirror, which never loses its ability to reflect in spite of it being broken into pieces! Keep shining.
• A beautiful life does not just happen... it's built daily, in prayer, humility, sacrifice & Luv. May a beautiful life be yours always.
• A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure. So imagine how brilliant a Human Being can become by sustaining pressures of life!
• Leave Something for Someone. Never Leave Someone for Something coz in life, Something will leave u but Someone will always live with u. Never get tired of doing little things to others, coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them. That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
• In happy moments, praise God; In difficult moments, seek God; In painful moments, trust God; In quiet moments, worship God; Every moment, thank God
• Yesterday is but a dream, tomorrow is only a vision, but today well lived makes everyday a dream of happiness & every tom a vision of hope. Luk well, therefore to this day.
• If ur eyes r sweet u wuld like all the people of the world but if ur tongue is sweet all the people of the world will like u. Gud Day.
• Luv urself, flirt with ur understanding, romance with dreams, get engaged with simplicity, marry genuineness, divorce the ego...that's a Gud Life. Gud Day!
• Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes. Gud Morning to one such person.
• In life Luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan for life and ur reason for living.
• No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send, just a..caring heart saying....Take Care always my dear friend.
• Troubles as light as Air, Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold...These are the wishes for you on Diwali
• U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine; the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.• The word Trust is d basis of all relatioas but a small mistake made, can change its entire meaning. Like just a missing 'T' can 'RUST' d relation!
• Be close with someone who makes you happy. But be closer to that person who can’t be happy without U and feel d difference. Gud Day!
• The loveliest days are when you wake up to find that luv still colors ur world through people who truly care & never fail to forget U. Gud Day.
• Think of difficult people as sandpaper, they may rub & scratch u painfully but u'll end up smooth and polished and the sandpaper ends.
• A foolish man tells a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed!
• Every nice friend is a glimpse of god, as he is one of his blessings & is a priceless gift that can never be bought, sold or forgotten, just like U.
• Problems come to us coz someone up in the sky wants to test our faith knowingly that he would not get disappointed. Gud Day.
• Friends r like street lights along the road. They don't make the distance any shorter, but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile.
• Friends r amazing when they r new, they r wonderful when they r true, but do you know they r a 'Blessing' when they r like U.
• Birth is the start of life; Beauty is the art of life; Mysteries, risks & tensions are part of life but friends like U r Heart of life.• What the word IMPOSSIBLE says I M Possible. So every thing which seems impossible is itself says that is possible.
• Past is Experience! Present is Experiement! Future is Expectation! Use your Experience in ur experiment to achieve ur expectations! Have a Nice day
• As I watched the ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they r, they still communicate with each other. Hope we'll be like them, in touch always.
• Dedicate time to enjoy, it's the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it's the path to happiness. Dedicate time to luv n b loved, it's source of joy n satisfaction
• What makes some people dearer is not just the happiness that we feel when we meet them but the emptiness we feel when they are not around us. I Miss U!
• Hearts could only luv for a while, feet cud only walk for a mile, clothes won't forever be in style but having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.
• The more u count ur blessings, the more blessings u'll have, to count! I always do & I count u as the nicest blessing! God Bless u each day!
• Like birds let us leave behind what we don’t need to carry. Grudges, sadness, pain, fear n regrets. Fly light, life is beautiful. Gud Day!
• Be close with someone who makes you happy. But be closer to that person who can't be happy without you! Feel the difference. Gud Day!
• Let luv be the guide to ur dreams, let luv be the light to ur heart, let ur luv be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.• It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his faults. So to love a man that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him, and to speak painful truth through loving words, that is friendship.
• Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together! But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together.
• An simple Bye make us cry, A simple Joke make us laugh, simple Care make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I Miss U
• Some men have have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can.
• I Miss U a little, you could say: A little too much, a little too often and a little more each day.
• Knock!Knock! May I come into ur world? I bring no flowers, no cakes but wishes to keep U fresh, prayer to keep u healthy & luv to keep u smiling. Gud Morning!
• Open ur door when u r alone, Open ur heart when u feel sad... But don't open ur hand when u need a friend, coz I'm already holding ur hand forever
• A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u... Gud Morning!
• Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond. If u get diamond, don't ever forget the gold because to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.
• Difficulties in ur life doesn't come to destroy u, but to help u realisee your hidden potentia. Let difficulties know that u r More Difficult.• Worst thing in life? Someone has tears in eyes because of U. And the best thing? Someone has tears in eyes for U.
• Every failure is a lesson well-learned, Every Success is a battle well-fought, and True Luv is a jewel well-kept, in one's heart.
• On the canvas of life we often go off colour, but as long as people like u are there to add the right shades, life goes on to be a rainbow! Gud Morning.
• Troubles r like washing machine; They twist, turn & knock us around, but in the end we come out brighter than before. Gud Day!
• You are my best friend forever and always we're together too much but far not enough & if you die before I do ask God if heaven is got room for two.
• Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
• A new day, a new sun, makes us to have a new run. Come out of ur dreams & see the world outstide. Waiting for u is a new day. Gud Morning!
• Smile is a lnguage of Luv. Smile is a way to get success, Smile is to win the hearts. Smile improves ur personality. Brush daily. Gud Morning
• Life is never hopeless however great ur sorrow, if you're luking forward to a new tomorrow. Have a blessed, hopeful & perfect day!
• Someday somehow whatever u prayed for will come true. It may not be in the exact package u wanted but it'll b what God thinks is best for U. Gud Day!• Whatever happens to ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem to b solved but a gift to b enjoyed.
• No matter how ugly U think u r, but the who Luvs U believes that U R the most beautiful & irrestiable thing on the Earth & no one can change that
• Sun is very hot... Moon is too far... Stars are unapproachable, so God gave me a friend like u so that I can say: I've my own little Universe
• To Understand a misunderstanding is a an understanding in friendship but to have no misunderstanding is the most understood Friendship
• I miss U when I laugh & cry, coz I know that U r the one who makes my laughter grow & my tears dissapear.
• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Luv is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like river, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
• The mediocre teacher tells, the gud teacher explains, the superior teacher demonstrates & the great teacher inspires, like U. Happy Teacher's Day
• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Luv is like perfume, spread it. Feelings r like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it
• There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, that's the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like I have in U!
• The most beautiful thing is to see a person smiling & even more beautiful is knowing that u r the reason behind it. Be a reason for others to smile. Gud Day!• Wake up & wink those teeny weeny eyes, stretch those inzy winzy bones, wear that jolly winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day. Gud Morning.
• What makes some people Dearer? It's not just the happiness that u feel when u meet them but the pain u feel, when u miss them. Miss U
• Sun glows for a day, candle for an hour, matchstick for a minute, but a good day can glow forever, so start ur day with a smile. Gud Day
• If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u
• Do u know the relation between smile & ur face? Ur face luks gud with a smile but smile luks better when it's on ur face... Keep Smiling.
• The breeze has awakened the Earth & Sun has coloured our world. The birds have added melody to the morning & I hope I'm not late to wish U Gud Morning
• Dreams visit us when we r asleep but God is truely wise, he wakes us up every day & give a chance to make our dreams come true. Gud Morning
• Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering u
• Night has ended 4 another day; Morning has come in special way. May u smile like d blissful rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day. Gud Morning!
• God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So, if u find urself in a mess that's impossible to resolve, take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it. Gud Morning Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, and every sms is a sign of remembrance
• May Lord Krishna bless you with peace, happiness and love on this Janmashtami and always.
• Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
• Hope u have nightmares, coz it's disappointing to wake from a dream but when u wake from a nightmare, u r relieved that it's not true. Gud Day!
• Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
• A part of you has grown in me. And so you see, it's you and me together forever and never apart, maybe in distance, but never in heart.
• I long for the day through the year that u so ceremoniously tie rakhi & pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday
• Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.
• Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive & it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. Happy Friendship Day!
• We spend our days waiting for ideal path to appear in front of us, but we forget that paths r made by walking, not waiting. Gud Morning• If through ur window there is a new day breaking, thank God for the promise, though mind & soul be aching. Gud Morning !
• True friends see u true, believe in things u wanna do, feel glad wen ur dreams come true, best of all they don't judge, they simply luv u coz u r u
• You r the one that I adore; You r everything I asked for & so much more. You r my angel oh so fine, I've found a luv to last a lifetime.
• U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of ur emai id !
• I wish you were here with me, I wish I was there with you, but most of all I wish I didn't have to wish for you!
• If u r in luv, accept it, respect it & njoy it. But if u r not, then don't worry coz sumone, sumwhere must b wrapping up so much luv for u
• Believe it or not, a true friend scolds like a dad, cares like a mom, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother & luvs more than a lover
• If u Love someone then add some wings to ur Love. After having wings if it still decide to stay with u, then it's a True Luv
• Don't luv the luv unless the luv luvs u & if the luv luvs u, luv the luv in such a way that it doesn't luv anybody else!
• In life, do the Ordinary God'll do the Extraordinary; Do the Natural God'll do the Supernatural; Do the Possible & God'll do the Impossible• A Friend's Luv says: If U ever need anything, I'll be there.
True Luv says: U'll never need anything, I'll be there
• Take my hand & lead me from this place. Chase away my doubts & fears, wipe the tears off from my face. I can't stand-alone; I need ur hand to hold
• The human brain is most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hrs, 365 days; it functions right from the time u were born until u fall in luv
• If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain; in order to love you gotta risk the pain.
• Whnever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
• We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship... I can sum up our relationship in those three words....U R Lucky.
• My heart problem has reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 options left...I.C.U or..... U C me.
• Life has its Ups n Downs. Sometimes the sun shines, sometimes the rain lashes, but then it takes both the Sun n Rain to make a Rainbow
• Difficulties in ur life don't come to destroy u but to help u realise ur hidden potential & power. Let difficulties know that u 2 r Difficult.
• Anyone can make u smile & anyone can make u cry but it takes a special person to make u smile with tears. You are such a person to me. The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & Miss U
• The worst part of life is missing a friend and you know what the best of life is... having a friend worth missing. Miss U!
• Dreaming of u makes my night worth while. Thinking of u makes me Smile. Having u is the best thing ever & Loving u is what I plan to do forever
• Always ask God to give u wht u deserve & not what u desire. UR desires may be few but u deserves a lot. Have a Great Day!
• A Smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they r accepted, liked & appreciated. So here's a big Smile 4 U
• My frendship is like sugarcane. You crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp, still all you'll get is Sweetness!
• A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning
• Think of difficult people as sandpaper, they may rub & scratch u painfully but u'll end up smooth and polished & the sandpaper ends
• Be a candle, be a light, be a twinkle in the dark, be a hope, be an inspiration & make a big difference in others heart
• Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz in this world we are just for a while• I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you're the only one who makes my laughter grow and my tears dissapear
• U kept me warm & safe, held my hand to show me the way, supported & inspired me through night & day, Luv U in everyway. Missing u on Father's Day
• Never change your originality for sake of others coz no one can play your role better than yourself. Have a Gud Day
• God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U
• Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
• Close ur eyes .... Relax ur body and stop breathing as long as U can. Now breath...I miss u as much as u missed the air.
• If care is wave i give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself!
• A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. Thanks for being such a lady to me.
• Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
• Friendship is the rainbow between two hearts, sharing seven colors of feelings, love, sadness, happiness, truth, faith & respect. May God stay with u this day & give u peace of mind. May He give u a happy heart & His luv all the time. Gud Day!
• Never think of the past, it brings tears. Never think of the future, it brings fears. Live in the present & drink Chilled beers... Cheers!!!
• Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.
• Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u. Why should only I suffer?
• In life, God doesn't give people u want. Instead he gives u people u need to teach u, to hurt u, to luv u & make u exactly the way he wants u to be- The Best
• Smokers have smoking heart; Drinkers have an alcoholoic heart. I request you don't eat sugar coz you aready have a Sweet Heart
• Luv many things, for therein lies the true strength, & whosoever luvs much performs much, & can accomplish much, & what is done in luv is done well
• Smiles are like birds; they fly from face to face. May ur lips give them a better nest, so that they can stay there forever. Keep Smiling
• 'Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month' is a Chinese proverb. So, feel free to contact me any time. Good Morning
• Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in• Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on
• When u r too fast to get somewhere, u miss the fun of getting there. Life's not a race, so take it slower n enjoy the music before the song's over
• A candle loses nothing of its light by lighting another candle. You are one shining candle. May u never get tired of sharing ur light. Good Morning
• Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It’s not where r u today, but where u’ll reach that counts. Gud Day!
• Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for U will never die
• May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R
• If you fall in river there is a boat .. if you fall in well there is rope .. but if you fall in love there is no hope.
• Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks
• I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue, I'd do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
• Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
<< style=""> (• The world is full of beauty when ur heart is full of luv. So, start ur day with love in ur heart & smile on ur face. Have a peaceful day.
• Medicines & friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date
• Love knows no reasons, love knows no lies; Love defies all reasons, love has no eyes. But love is not blind, Love sees all but doesn't mind
• A strong n positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing coz life is 10% how u make it n 90% how u take it. Good Morning
• When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart, when tears flow in ur eyes, always remember 3 things: I’m with u, U have money & Bar is open
• The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start your day with love & smile in your heart. Have a peaceful day
• Don't let yesterday’s failures ruin the beauty of 2day. God’s blessings r new everyday. Today has its own promise of luv, joy & success. Have a Gr8 day!
• There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it
• Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it’s enough to know they are just standing by.
• Sitting in the loo, thinking about u.. I'm passim this msg to you so that even you know what I feel 4 you. Friend, life is shit without YOU !• May you rise each texting day with fully charged cell phone in your hand, inspiring message in your mind, me in your heart, and a clear signal all day long. Nice day!
• Baby I've an addiction problem. People say I shud go to rehab but I always tell them that I don't wanna go cause I'm addicted to U.
• I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!
• In life when you get troubles, don't get nervous... Just close ur eyes and follow ur heart coz heart may be in left but it is always right
• The texts u send me night & day, like jewels in my heart they stay; And so 2 God I always pray the best of blessings be urs each day.
• As the sky breaks into a beautiful sunrise, may God open the heavens to shower U lots of luv & happiness to make ur day a meaningful one. Good Morning!
• I can appreciate coffee without cream, nights without lights, meals without rice, burger without cheese, but never a day without greeting U. Gud Morning!
• Those who joyfully leave everything in God's hand will eventually see God's hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day
• Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.
• Love is like a war... easy to start... difficult to end... and impossible to forget. So I am having war with you, I hope you don't want peace.• Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed every time we meet. Keep in touch.
• If each leaf of a tree is your Smile then I promise you that I'll water it through out my life to see your Evergreen SMILE Forever
• A strong n positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because Life is 10% how u make it & 90% how u take it. Gud Morning
• Life has no rewinds n forwards. It unfolds itself at its own pace. So never miss a chance to live today to make a beautiful story for tomorrow. Gud Day.
• When you are successful, your wellwishers know who you are but when you are unsuccessful, you know who your wellwishers are!
• Hold a true friend with both your hands; don't let go for true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why I’m holding you tight! Can’t let U go
• If someone says u r ugly, its ok, if someone says u r stupid, its ok, if someone says u r genious slap him as tight as you can n say there is a limit of kidding n u r now crossing the limit.
• Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of it..."
• May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be forever... Then we'll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
• In the rythm of life, we sometimes find oureslves out of tune, but as long as there r friends like u to provide the melody the music plays on.• When we sigh about our problem, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E, but when we laugh about them they become o o o o o o bubbles! Have a bubbly life!
• If you are stressed, you'll get pimples... if you cry, you'll get wrinkles... So, why don't you smile & get dimples? Keep smiling.
• Hi to a cute, sweet, lovely, charming and the most adorable person in this world. Happy kya? Ok let me go, I have to fool others too...
• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya 'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS
• Once upon a time a great legend used to send funny messages, fools used to enjoy & forward them. The great legend is back & the saga continues...
• Happiness is not something you postpone for the future. It is something you design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I have by remembering U!
• Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be. It was a fantasy, a dream come true it was the day I met you.
• Today if anyone praises u for ur beauty, personality, style or attitude, just kick him... How dare he fool u before April 1st
• Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need U. Years may fly, tears may dry, but my Love for u'll never die.
• Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks. To be as rich as his child believes. To have as many women as his wife suspects• May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright. May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light. May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how Special U R
• Love is not how long u've been together; not how much u've given or receive; Not how many times u've helped each other – It’s how u value each other
• U make me feel so right, every day n every night. Let me tell u how much I luv u, from the moment I saw ur face I never ever thought about u being replaced
• Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.
• Tears can sometimes be more special than smiles..... For smiles can be given to any one but tears are only shed for people we love...
• Good friends care for each other. Close friends understand each Other. And true friends staty forever beyond words, beyond time.
• Never blame a day in ur life. Good Days Give u happiness. Bad days give u Experience. Both are essential in life! All are Gods blessings! Have a nice day.
• Ever since you've left, I have realised that a part of one's Life is made of someone else's life. I miss that PART. I Miss U.
• Happy holi to you and your family. Celebrate with crackers and diyas... fly kites! Get drunk.. Just like I am right now... Merry Christmas once again.
• May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.• In ur darkest hour, when u r fed up n blue, just remember: I'll always b there 4 u, I'm no angel n I can't change ur fate but I'd do anything 4 u coz u r my mate
• Morning is God's way of saying 1 more time... Go, live life, make a difference, touch one's heart, encourage 1's mind inspire 1's soul & enjoy the day
• As days go by, my feelings get stronger, to be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, day & night my thoughts r of U
• It's a fallacy that alcohol makes you fat. It doesn't. It makes you lean.... against bars, poles, walls and other drunks!
• Women is symbol of Shakti, God's finest & beautiful creation without whom no creation is possible. One who gives birth n nurtures. Happy women's day
• U luk sweet when u read my message. U luk sweeter when u read my message & smile. U luk sweetest when u read my message, smile & reply. So, try to look sweetest.
• No shadows to depress u, only joys to surround u, friends to luv u, and God himself to bless u. These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday. Gud Morning
• Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes. 3rd Prize: Lots of Luv. 2nd Prize: Longlasting friendship. 1st Prize: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.
• What’s luv? Those who don't like it call it a responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't hv it call it a dream. And for me it’s U.
• Life may bring failures, hardships, tears & lots of pain.... but there's always a reason to smile as long as you are there.• I believe that God above created you for me to luv. He picked me out from all the rest coz he knew I'd luv you the best!
• Ur words r Antibiotics, ur smile is Analgesic, ur touch is Anti-Inflammatory, ur presence is Antiseptic & ur SMS is Anti-Pyretic that's why I never fall ill
• Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!
• We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we njoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv
• God said: Don't look around coz u'll be Impressed. Don't look down coz u'll be Depressed. Just look up to me all the time & u'll be Blessed
• Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute criss cross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U
• I think you are very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left? U just came in my mind and left a smile on my face.
• Have a Heart that never breaks; Have a Smile that never fades; Have a touch that never hurts; Have a Friendship that never ends, Like Ours!
• Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.
• Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it's not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
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Wat is d main reason for India
losing in d World Cup?
Mrs.Indira Gandhi
How?
coz she was d one who created
Bangladesh!

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Maana ki "pyaar" ka pehla akshar hi adhura hai
Lekin 'pyaar' me se 'p' ko nikal do to 'yaar' reh jata hai
aur aap jaisa yaar ho to zindagi se pyaar ho jata hai
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Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat
kaun ho tum batlao..
Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat
kaun ho tum batlao...
Jagaao jagaao... Nescafe pilaao !!
Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
Sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...

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Arz kiya hai....
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Majnu itna naacha,ki langda ho gaya!!
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Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge,
Ek naya itihaas banayenge,
Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh,
Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge..!!
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Emotional Comedy:
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur ayegi,
dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..
par kabhi socha na tha ke surprise
mey wo apna Husband saath layegi
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Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana..
Itni Hogayi Ho Tum Purani..
Ab To Bas Kardo Ladko Ko Patana..!!
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Mudkar na dekh mujhe,
yun haste haste,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,
keh denge BHABHI Namaste

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chaal teri morni jaisi
awaaz teri koyel jaisi
gussa tera sherni jaisa
ankhein teri hirni jaisi
dimag tera lomdi jaisa.
kitna achha hota agar 2-3
adatein insaano wali bhi hoti to!
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Mangta hun toh deti nahi ho
JAWAB MERI BAAT KA

Deti ho toh khada ho jata hai
ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyun bolti ho k dheere se daalo
BALON ME PHOOL GULAB KA
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kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din toh kal kaali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hai
ye msg ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega
jab tak free sms ka saath hai..!!
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Bahut kuch lut chuka mera tujhse
ishq farmane ke baad
bahut kuch lut chuka mera tujhse
ishq farmane ke baad.
isliye main apne kamre ki har ek
cheez check kakta hun
tere aane se pehle, aur tere jane ke baad.
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College ki galiyon mey ajeeb khel hota hai
Class ke bahane dilon ka mel hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hota hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai..!
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Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha,
izhaar-e-mohabbat kiya tha SMS se,
jo unki Shaadi tak pending tha..!!
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Charcha hai Ab aap haseeno ka didar nahi karte
Aisa nahi ki aap unse pyar nahi karte
Darte hai kharcha-bekaabu na ho jaye
kahin mohabat par bhi tax lagu na ho jaye
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Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai
Kya pyar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mey bolta hai
Abey patli gali pakad
peeche uska baap hai
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Naari ke chakkar mey
bhool na jaana yaari
Jab chod degi naari toh
yaad ayegi hamari..
Purush bachao samiti ki
taraf se Janhit mein jaari..!
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Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,
bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!
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Twinkle twinkle little star
Teri girlfriend gayi bazaar
Uss ko mil gaya doosra yaar
Ab tu baith kar makhiyaan maar
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Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So?
What's the big deal?
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Jab hota hai tera didar
Dil dhadakta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar
Dil dhadakta hai baar-baar
Aadat se majboor hun..
tum jane kab maang lo udhaar!
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Zindagi mein kabhi tension na lena,
bindaas hoke 'I Love U' kehna
Agar rose k badle sandal mile,toh kehna
'Pyari Behna sada khush rehna...'

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Dekhkar Tajmahal bola ShahJehan
ka pota
Dekhkar Tajmahal bola ShahJehan
ka pota
Apna bhi Bank Balance hota
agar Daada deewana na hota!
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Meri nazar mey tum duniya k sabse
sache dost ho.
yakin nahi hai tho suraj ki
roshni ki kasam...
Aila! Andhera kaise ho gaya?
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Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa Aya Hoga.
Hasi Di Bachon Wali
Surat Di Bholi Bhali
Mizaaz Diya Cool
aur Dimaag gaya bhool..!
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Dil ki baat dil mey mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usey ILU kehna.
Agar wo gusse mey aa jaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaalna aur kehna
'Pyari Behna' milti rehna.
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Tum Apun Ko Itna SmS Karta Hai!
Apun Ko REPLY Karne Ko Majboor Karta Hai!
Kya Iske Peeche Koi PLAN Hai?
Ya Auro Ki TarAh Tum Bhi Apun Ka FAN Hai?
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Mera dil hain titanic ship nahin, mera dil hain titanic ship nahin,
sirf ek ke liye jagah hain,
hazaroon ke liye nahin!
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exam shuru hote hi tension ka sama hota hai,
ashi masoom mein hi to pyarr jawa hota hai,
likh nahi pate hai paper pe kuch bhi,
yeh fashana to marksheet pe bayan hota hai.
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega?

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hai,
tum bin bahut akele hai,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hai,
dekho hum kitne wele hai
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
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Ho gayi galti humse,
click ho gaya Mouse!
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,
ban jaao meri Spouse!
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2 birds sitting on a tree.
A shikari came & shot 1 of them.
The other flew away.. why?
Saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega??
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole 'Darling,how ru?'
Na karo to bole 'Brother,who ru?.

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Unka aashiyan dil mey basa rakha hai,
unki yaadon ko seene se laga rakha hai
Pata nahin aap hi yaad aate hai kyon?
Dost to humne hazaaron ko bana rakha hai!
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Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi PEE LE CHAI,
then u call and say me HI!
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Duniya me bewafaon ki kami nahi
Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo..
aata hai USHA k saath
rehta hai KIRAN ke saath
jata hai SANDHYA ke saath
aur sota hai NISHA ke saath.!
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Hoton se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur saanson mey aag ab tak hain..
Aur kyon na ho?
Khayi Bhi to 'HARI MIRCH' hai!
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Macchar aur makkhi ki ho gayi shaadi
Pehli raat se ho gayi macchar ki barbadi
kehta hai ki meri kismat khoti hai
kyunki makkhi JET lagakar Soti Hai..!
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Unki gali se hum nikle..
Ajeeb ittefaq tha...
Phool to pheka unhone...
Lekin..
Gamla bhi saath tha..!
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Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
har chehre me kuch Khaas hai,
apse dosti yunhi nahi kar baithe,
kya kare hamari pasand hee kuch KHAAS hai
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Moon ne Band ki Lighting,
Sun ne shuru ki shining
Murge ne di hai warning
ki ho gayi hai Morning,
toh Hum bhi bol de aap ko
Good Morning!
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Mausaam mastana
dil hai deewana,
Aise may tum..
Aise may tum..
Tum..
Haan tum,tum,
Lux se do baar nahakar aana..!
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1 dost ne apne dost ko janmdin
par fevicol gift kiya
Ispar uske dost ne yeh gaana gaaya
'Dushman na kare dost ne vo kaam kiya hai
Umr bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai.'
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Shaadi se pehle
Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad
Baaki sab Sukhi Ho Jayenge

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Nikah ke pehle
chal chaiyya chaiyya
Nikah ke baad
aah ab laut chale..!

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Zuban khamosh ho jati hai
jab tum samne ati ho
Dil zor-zor se dhadakta hai
jab nigahe milati ho
Sans ruk jati hai
jab tum hasti ho
Bhoot ho kya jo darane
chali ati ho.
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Apke liye film me baat ki hai
Chhota sa role hai,
John Abraham apko paani me le jayega.
Film ka naam hain..
GAYI BHAINS PANI ME
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Aap Bahut door tak jaoge
aap Bahut door tak jaoge
Pata hai kyon?
kyonki jahan bhi jaoge
log kahenge chal chal aage ja.
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Namskar! Aajka tapmaan 44
degree hone ki sambhavna hai.
Kripya apne demaag wali jagah pe
baraf (ice) laga k rakhe kyunki
BHUSA JALDI AAG PAKDTA HAI..!
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If U Love Someone,
Just Dont Tell It
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Bcoz issmey us masoom ki kya
galti hai,
woh kyon sazaa bhugtey?
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Most Innocent Dhamki:
As d thief was leaving d house,
D kid woke up & sed 2 d Thief -
'Mera School Bag bhi lekar jao Varna,
Main Mummy ko utha doonga.
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Pichkari ki Dhaar,
Gulaal ki bauchaar,
Apno ka pyaar,
Yehi hai yaaron holi ka tyohaar.
Happy Holi..!!
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True Bravery:
2 arrive hme..fully drunk.
A late night out & Mom
waitin with Jhaadu & u ask:
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' Hey Mom abhi tak safaai kar
rahi ho? '..!!
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Hum ho gaye tumhare bohut sochne k baad
Ab kisko dekhein tumhe dekhne k baad
Dunya chod denge tujhe chodne k baad
Khuda maaf karey.. itna jhoot bolne k baad..!
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega
Chand Lamhon Mey Exam Sar Pe Ajayega
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo
Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwaye Ga?
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Tum chale gaye to
bagh se titliyaan chali gayi.
Phool murjha gaye aur
Patte bhi jhad gaye
Ab toh Garden Mey
Paani Dalne aaja RAMU
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Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,
Jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Bheegi main phir bhi teri yaad aayi,
Ab nahin raha jata,
CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...

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Kaoun thavo jo aya zindagi me ek band lifafa lekar!
Apna bananae khuda ne bheaj deya ek pari ko dosti ka paigam dekar!!
Jamanae ki sari khushi apne daman me sameatkar!!!
Apnoo ke beach eak raazdar bane rahneka inam lekar!!!!
Logo ki nazar se doston ko bachanae, Allaha ne bhaeja usko "MAHI" banakar!!!!!

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Dil mein Khuda hai,Program mein Mazaa hai,Andaaz bhi Judaa hai,
Dosti mein Wafaa hai,Isiliye to "MAHI" ji hum aap par Fidaa hain.
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Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
apka pyar hamesha is dil me rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho.!

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Khuda bhi najane kaise kaise rishte
bana deta hai, Jin ko hum kabhi jaante bhi nahi the, Unko jaan se bhi pyaara bana deta hai.
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Wo Waqt wo lamhe Kuch ajeeb Honge Duniya me hum khush Naseeb honge Door se jab Itna Yaad karte hai aapko Kya Hoga Jab aap humare Kareeb honge?
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According 2 newtons law sugar melts in water. A Kind request 4 u is dont walk in rain Bec., "Ill miss a sweet friend like u".
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi ha

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Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai,
pade bhi to kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai
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Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai, dono mein farakh sirf itna hai, lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane, Dil tute to Maikhane bane, Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein.. Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...
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Aap hi se dosti
Aap hi ka intezar
Aap hi se milne ko
Dil reheta hai bekarar
Aap ki ye saadgi
Aap ka ye pyar
Jeevan bhar na bhul payenge
Is dosti ko mere yaar

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Na BOTTEL me,
Na JAAR me,
Na HOTEL me,
Na BAR me,
Na BIKE pe,
Na CAR me,
Ab to din guzarta hai apke ke SmS ke INTEZAR me.
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pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye
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Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
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Baadal garaja magar barasaat nahi aayi, Dil dhadaka magar aawaj nahi aayi, Pura din gujarane ko hai dost,
Kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi...
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Nazar humari,
Nazar tumhari,
Nazar ney dilki nazar utari.....
Nazar ney dekha nazar ko aisey,
Key kavi nazar na lagey,
Dosti ko humari....
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Apni zindagi main muj ko Shareek samjna.. Koi Gham Aa Jai tou Kareeb Samjna..
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Daey Dengay Muskrahtain Ansoo kay badlay main ..
Magar hazaroo ! Dostoo main thora Aziz samjana ..
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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
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Pal bhar mein tut jaye woh Kasam nahi, Apko bhul jaye woh Hum nahi,
Tum hume bhul jao is baat me dum nahi, kyonki Tum hume bhul jao itne bhi bure hum nahi…
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Log mohabt ko khuda ka nam dete hai,
agr koi krta hai to ilzam dete hai,
kehte hai ki pathardil roya nahi karte,
to pahado se jharne kyon gira karte hain!
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college ki galyoon main ajeeb khail hota hai,
class k bahane dilon ka mail hota hai,
notes ki jagah love exchange hota hai,
isi liye to her aashiq her saal fail hota hai..
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Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah.
Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah.
Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balanc ki trah.
Par tum busy na rhna network ki trah
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Eak to apse mulakaat nahi hoto.
Phir hoti hai to baat nahi hoto.
SMS karke dil nahin bharta kyunki
usmein tumhari Awaj nahin hoti!
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Pyar karne ka andaaz ana chahiye,
yaad karne ke liye mithi yaad Ani chahiye,
Aap roz call karo ya na karo,
vpar pyara sa SmS roz ana chahiye...
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Chala ja msg tu banke gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab
agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas
samaj lena k hamare liye waqt
hi nahi hai unke pass.
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Na chaaho kisiko itna ki,
Tumhari chaahat tumhari majboori banjaye,
Par chaho kisi ko itna,
Ki tumhari chahat uske liye zaroori banjaye
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Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lagay
Koi Achha Bhi Is Qadar Na Lagay
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Say
Jis Nazar Say Aap Ko Nazar Na Lagay
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Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,
Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...
Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,
Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...
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Phoolon Ki Mahek Ko Churaya Nahi Jata
Suraj Ki Kirno Ko Chupaya Nahi Jata
Kitni Bhi Duriya Hon Doston Mein
Aap Jaisa Dost Bhulaya Nahi Jata
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jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye,
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja haiAn old man stared @ a guy wid red,green
n blue hair.
Guy asked:Wat oldie,nevr done
nothng wild?
Oldie: F*cked a peacock once..
Wonderin if ur my son!!
Luv ur luv in such a way
tht she finds no bettr place
than ur heart 2 stay
But if she stil manages
2 get away
Srry Dude,
its time 2 turn G*Y!!
On a wedding nght a nervous Husband
tells his Wife
'Im just 5 Ft 6 inches!
& ur..?'
Wife: 'Forget the 5ft.Lets
Concentrate on d 6 inches!..
What indicates the color of panty?
Black: Sexy
Blue: Charming
Red: Danger
White: Not tonight
Brown: Never Washed
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed!

Judge: Y do u want divorce?
He: She doesn't satisfy me in bed
She: The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has a problem!
Why is a cucumber and a beer better than men?
Coz beer comes in a can not in ur mouth, and a cucmber stays hard for weeks.
Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA.
A: VAGINA cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA... So respect the seniors!
What's the difference between men and women?
Women must play hard to get, men must get hard to play!
Doing business wid u is like wearing a condom, it gives 1 a feeling of faith n security while getting screwed...
In a hospital 2 nurses were discussing about the new doctor.
1st say he dresses so well, 2nd says yes, and wears so quickly too!!
ppl wasted a lot of time talking abt who came 1st, the chicken or the egg.
But it was surely the cock!
To make it straight, she pulls it.
2 make it stand, she rubs it.
2 make it stiff, she licks it.
2 let it "IN" she pushes it.
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 luv & 2 *uck,
All these r free but
all depends on LUCK!
Hickery Dickery Dock this bitch
was sucking my cock the clock
struck 2 I dropped my glue and
left her at the end of the block.
Sex - Symbol of Love
PENIS - Length of Love
PUSSY - Depth of Love..
BOOBS - Shape of Love...
BUTTS - Base of Love...
Latest rhymes in SCHOOL...
Twinkle, twinkle little STAR,
I just went to ROYAL BAR.
Quater rates r up so HIGH,
So drink a beer with Chicken FRY !!!
johnnny johnnny yes papa
fucking girls yes papa
useing condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa
Women's life is very hard.
Moring-wash clothes.
Noon-Dry clothes.
Evening-Iron clothes
Night-Remove clothes
Late Midnight Searching clothes
Sexual Thoughts of the day
Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
how often u can make it spit!
Q: Why are condoms transparent ?
A: So that the sperm can at
least enjoy the scenery!
fashion karti ho,
ankhon me chasma lagati ho
auro se Karwati ho
aur hamse sharmati ho.
Why is golf a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the
ball in the hole instead of
holding the ball n putting
the stick in the hole!
4 toothpaste ad they show teeth
4 hair oil they show hair
4 face cream they show face
But 4 Whisper & Condoms
they r not showing anything,
that's cheating.
Jaago Grahak Jaago

What do a woman and an
airplane have in common?
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A: They both have a cockpit.
Joe: Y is reading a Playboy mag
like reading National Geographic?
More >> Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney laga
Ladki: Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?
Ladka: Dekha hai par Doodh ki rakhwali karte paheli baar dekh raha hoon.
Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ke dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaanay nahee dayte!
Prostitute left her profession
and goes 2 a school 4 a job,
Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.
Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung:
Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Jeeto touched his penis and said:
Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS
to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH,
jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to
laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS
bole to ekdam FRESH!!
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.
Ist woman: manne chat.
2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki).
3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!
Husband: Darling good night
Wife Aise kasie good night?
Pehle band kar light,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then i feel right,
phir good night!
On first night
Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai!
Husband slaped his wife and said
kya mere lund par aata laga hai
jo tera upwas toot jayega.
Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4
threatening u with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing
him 4 threatening me every night
with a dead weapon!
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.
Santa: Wanna try it?
Banta: No way. I was born coz
of broken rubber & I don't
wanna die because of it.
Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar,
Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha,
ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh ??
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
non VEG
noN VEG
nON VEG
NON VEG
NON VEg
NON Veg
NON veg
NOn veg
Non veg
non veg
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Muskura do yaar
non veg
message hai...
Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor,
Doctor, itni garmi mein,
Shooting, partying etc
Main nahate waqt sabun
Lagau ya shampoo?
Ji, nahate waqt bathroom
Ka kunda zaroor lagaye
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gaherai me,
hamein mat dhoondo duniya ke bhich me
hum milenge tumhari girlfriend ki rajai me..
A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.
Man:Do-Do-Ek-Sat Choda?
Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat Choda, 331714
Beta kya kaam karte ho?
"Ji samaj seva karta Hoon."
Matlab?
"Gire huve ko uthata hoon,
Bichade huye ko Milata hoon"
Woh Kaise?
"Bra banata hoon."
A man was pressing lady's boobs in a crowded bus.
Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!"
Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta"
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha..
"tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"
Insaan bola
"Tum daal par uchhalte ho..
hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
Kaho Sunil Suhag Raat kaisi rahi
Sunil: Kuch mat poocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar toh Missed call
lagi aur jab sahi number laga
toh balance Nil ho gaya!
Husband: Darling good night
Wife: Aise kaise good night?
Pehle band kar ligh,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then I feel right,
phir good night!
Common dialogue on Exams &
1st wedding night -
" Kaisa Hua" ??
"Acha hua, thoda bada tha,
thoda choota gaya,
aata tha par theek se hua nahi
Son Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?
Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun
Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi
uncle bhi TANK FULL kar kay gaye hai.
Chota SEX-RECHARGE
Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs
kissing k sath balling -50Rs
Full game -199Rs
kya soch raha hai?
kutta mahenga pad jayega.
Mother: Do u know the
meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is theRainy season and meWish u happy rainy season. Let there be shower of love, greenery of money, thunder of fame, lightning of power, and a small drop of memory 2 remember 'me' !!posted by RV_GMC at 2:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Isko bolte hain shana bchha..Tum,acche,imandaar,sanskarwan,sundar,sushil,sabhya,dimagdar,logon se dur rehna, warna wo bhi BIGAD jayenge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:52 AM 0 comments links to this post
Good oneUr a good runner b'coz ur always running in my mind,ur a good thief b'coz u have stolen my heart & i'm a bad shooter b'coz i always miss u.posted by RV_GMC at 1:48 AM 0 comments links to this post
Kitna tasty luv letter hai...Biscutwala's luv letter:Dear PARLE G,2day is GOODDAY.U've KRACK-JACKED my LITLE HEART I'M in 50-50 position.Plz dnt play HIDE&SEEK.MARIE meposted by RV_GMC at 1:47 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ek ldki bheegi bhagi si..Barsaat ki raatek bhigi ladki,bhiga badan,bhigi zulfe,bhige honthmujhse uski nazrein milidekh kar aisa lagakal ye 100% bimar hogi..!posted by RV_GMC at 1:45 AM 0 comments links to this post Saturday, August 12, 2006
Sun lo shane logon I am the best..ApNe JEEVAN Ke paap mitane ke liye 101 Bar is maNtra ka jaap karo"east or west RV_GMC is d best"Ab edit kar apna naam daal kar ek aur paap mat karna.posted by RV_GMC at 7:16 PM 0 comments links to this post
Isko bolte hain senti sardar..Sardar's wife dies,he is calm but his wife's lover is furiously crying... finally sardar consoles him " don't worry yaar I will marry again".posted by RV_GMC at 7:14 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ab smjh aya kyun bolte hain "teri ek muskan pe meri jan nisar."Bus nazaro se dekh liya hota agar tamana thi darane ki.hum toh yu hi behosh ho jate kya jaroorat thi muskurane ki.posted by RV_GMC at 7:12 PM 0 comments links to this post
Yar menu smjh nai aya ki rama or khargosh ka ki relation hai..Dabbe me dabba,dabbe me khargoss,Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargoss,Ramesh ne aankh maari rama behoss.posted by RV_GMC at 7:11 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oye senti kr ditta yar..Ur the best heart surgeon in this world.bcoz u made a place in my heart without cutting & spilling any blood.THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDposted by RV_GMC at 7:07 PM 0 comments links to this post
Dosti downpayment nhi installment hai, ise zindgi bhr chukane ka..Dosti naam h sukh dukh ki kahani ka,Dosti raz h sada muskurane ka,ye koi pal do pal ki pehchan nahi dosti farz h umar bhar saath nibhane kaposted by RV_GMC at 7:03 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kya gjb dosti hai yar. Jaise kutte sang haddi or baniyan sang chaddi...Tor mor YaariJaise Pallu au sari,kachra au kabadiJaise engine au gaadi,maali au baadi,Jaise machis au kaadiEla kono alag nai kar sakay. ....posted by RV_GMC at 7:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Hathi ko chinti se prem kyun hai? Dono ka rang ek jaisa hai na.Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko chhed diya,chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna mard hamare ghar me bhi hai.posted by RV_GMC at 12:21 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ae smjh jane ka. Nai to abhi tera starter ukhad dalega apun..Today is EDISON's birth day so remember him by sending a msg to each and every tube light as i did....!posted by RV_GMC at 12:18 AM 0 comments links to this post
Moh ka to pta nhi pr hm to isliye pdte hain taki khoobsurat si "maya" mile.Exam ka saya hai exam k dino me sukh kisne paya hai,duniya wale kehte hai achche number lao, par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab to moh maya hai..posted by RV_GMC at 12:14 AM 0 comments links to this post
Yar sardar sachme itne "intelligent" hote hain kya?Sardarji,aap darwaje pe khade hokar xam paper kyo likh rahe ho?sardar bole"bevkuf dekhta nahi,enterance test de raha hu.posted by RV_GMC at 12:08 AM 0 comments links to this post
Oye msg kyun nai karda menu?Agar apko hum par gussa aata hai to,tajmahal ko fodo,4minar ko todo,kutubminar ko modo,titanic ko fevicol se jodo,magar sms karna mat chodo.posted by RV_GMC at 12:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
He.. he..New style of proposing a girl- I hv spent many sleepless nites in ur luv n i dont want my son 2 Do d same 4 ur daughter,so lets make them bro n sis..posted by RV_GMC at 12:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
Sala ek machhar sardar ko ____ bna deta hai.Try2understd me &don't disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last nite i didnt sleep thinkin of u.So don't play wid my life,Plz Santa says 2 Mosquitoe.posted by RV_GMC at 12:01 AM 0 comments links to this post Friday, August 11, 2006
Sheesha ho ya sardar ka sir ho, akhir toot jata hai.Sardarji at an art gallery:-Wah!Kinni dravni cheez banai hai is artist ne..Host:- sir, sorry per eh tah sheesha hai..posted by RV_GMC at 11:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kismat se zyada mt mang nai to bhagwan jgh dekhkar kan k niche bjaega.Rab kare Apko sab mile jaiseshaktibhaktirupayebanglastylesmilepersonalitypopularitycarPyarAur kya dekh rahe ho, kuch reh gaya kya?Laalchi..posted by RV_GMC at 11:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
Sun be shane tu god ki mistake se dharti pe girela hai.Samjha na?Look at the sun-God's wonder, look at the moon God's wonder, look at the mountain God's wonder.Look in the mirror- GOD'S BLUNDER.posted by RV_GMC at 11:52 PM 0 comments links to this post
Menu smajh nai anda ye chinese bat km or ldai zyada kyun krde hain.A chinese was in hspitalSardar went 2meet himChinese said"CHING CHONG,MOU..CHU CHA"& diedSardar went CHINA 2knw d meanin :-KAMINE OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATAposted by RV_GMC at 11:47 PM 0 comments links to this Mein keya soniyo Tussi sade dil vich bil bna k rhende ho. Aho..Birth is the"START OF LIFE"Beauty is the"ART OF LIFE"Love is the"PART OF LIFE"Death is the"LAST OF LIFE"BUT Friendship is the"HEART OF LIFE"posted by RV_GMC at 11:44 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ek tera hi intezaar...Kitni Rate Beet Gai,Kitne Din Beet Gaye,Bus Beeta Nahi ToYado Ka Vo Pal,Vo Guzra Hua Kal,Beeti Nahi To Ankho Ki NamiOr Apki Kami.posted by RV_GMC at 11:42 PM 0 comments links to this---------------------------Hey guy had a long break but now I am again starting this blog and that too in new style, new template and offcourse new energy. So hope good for it.posted by RV_GMC at 12:00 AM 0 comments links to this post Monday, August 14, 2006
No comment on godIf God answers ur prayer,he is increasing ur faith.If he delays,he is increasing ur patience.If he doesnt answers,he knows u can handle it.posted by RV_GMC at 2:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
This one is really trueTruth of life:-"We make them cry who care for us""We cry for them who never care for us"&"We care for them who will never cry for us.."posted by RV_GMC at 2:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Rainy season and meWish u happy rainy season. Let there be shower of love, greenery of money, thunder of fame, lightning of power, and a small drop of memory 2 remember 'me' !!posted by RV_GMC at 2:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Isko bolte hain shana bchha..Tum,acche,imandaar,sanskarwan,sundar,sushil,sabhya,dimagdar,logon se dur rehna, warna wo bhi BIGAD jayenge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:52 AM 0 comments links to this post
Good oneUr a good runner b'coz ur always running in my mind,ur a good thief b'coz u have stolen my heart & i'm a bad shooter b'coz i always miss u.posted by RV_GMC at 1:48 AM 0 comments links to this post
Kitna tasty luv letter hai...Biscutwala's luv letter:Dear PARLE G,2day is GOODDAY.U've KRACK-JACKED my LITLE HEART I'M in 50-50 position.Plz dnt play HIDE&SEEK.MARIE meposted by RV_GMC at 1:47 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ek ldki bheegi bhagi si..Barsaat ki raatek bhigi ladki,bhiga badan,bhigi zulfe,bhige honthmujhse uski nazrein milidekh kar aisa lagakal ye 100% bimar hogi..!posted by RV_GMC at 1:45 AM 0 comments links to this post Saturday, August 12, 2006
Sun lo shane logon I am the best..ApNe JEEVAN Ke paap mitane ke liye 101 Bar is maNtra ka jaap karo"east or west RV_GMC is d best"Ab edit kar apna naam daal kar ek aur paap mat karna.posted by RV_GMC at 7:16 PM 0 comments links to this post
Isko bolte hain senti sardar..Sardar's wife dies,he is calm but his wife's lover is furiously crying... finally sardar consoles him " don't worry yaar I will marry again".posted by RV_GMC at 7:14 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ab smjh aya kyun bolte hain "teri ek muskan pe meri jan nisar."Bus nazaro se dekh liya hota agar tamana thi darane ki.hum toh yu hi behosh ho jate kya jaroorat thi muskurane ki.posted by RV_GMC at 7:12 PM 0 comments links to this post
Yar menu smjh nai aya ki rama or khargosh ka ki relation hai..Dabbe me dabba,dabbe me khargoss,Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargoss,Ramesh ne aankh maari rama behoss.posted by RV_GMC at 7:11 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oye senti kr ditta yar..Ur the best heart surgeon in this world.bcoz u made a place in my heart without cutting & spilling any blood.THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDposted by RV_GMC at 7:07 PM 0 comments links to this post
Dosti downpayment nhi installment hai, ise zindgi bhr chukane ka..Dosti naam h sukh dukh ki kahani ka,Dosti raz h sada muskurane ka,ye koi pal do pal ki pehchan nahi dosti farz h umar bhar saath nibhane kaposted by RV_GMC at 7:03 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kya gjb dosti hai yar. Jaise kutte sang haddi or baniyan sang chaddi...Tor mor YaariJaise Pallu au sari,kachra au kabadiJaise engine au gaadi,maali au baadi,Jaise machis au kaadiEla kono alag nai kar sakay. ....posted by RV_GMC at 7:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Hathi ko chinti se prem kyun hai? Dono ka rang ek jaisa hai na.Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko chhed diya,chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna mard hamare ghar me bhi hai.posted by RV_GMC at 12:21 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ae smjh jane ka. Nai to abhi tera starter ukhad dalega apun..Today is EDISON's birth day so remember him by sending a msg to each and every tube light as i did....!posted by RV_GMC at 12:18 AM 0 comments links to this post
Moh ka to pta nhi pr hm to isliye pdte hain taki khoobsurat si "maya" mile.Exam ka saya hai exam k dino me sukh kisne paya hai,duniya wale kehte hai achche number lao, par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab to moh maya hai..posted by RV_GMC at 12:14 AM 0 comments links to this post
Yar sardar sachme itne "intelligent" hote hain kya?Sardarji,aap darwaje pe khade hokar xam paper kyo likh rahe ho?sardar bole"bevkuf dekhta nahi,enterance test de raha hu.posted by RV_GMC at 12:08 AM 0 comments links to this post
Oye msg kyun nai karda menu?Agar apko hum par gussa aata hai to,tajmahal ko fodo,4minar ko todo,kutubminar ko modo,titanic ko fevicol se jodo,magar sms karna mat chodo.posted by RV_GMC at 12:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
He.. he..New style of proposing a girl- I hv spent many sleepless nites in ur luv n i dont want my son 2 Do d same 4 ur daughter,so lets make them bro n sis..posted by RV_GMC at 12:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
Sala ek machhar sardar ko ____ bna deta hai.Try2understd me &don't disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last nite i didnt sleep thinkin of u.So don't play wid my life,Plz Santa says 2 Mosquitoe.posted by RV_GMC at 12:01 AM 0 comments links to this post Friday, August 11, 2006
Sheesha ho ya sardar ka sir ho, akhir toot jata hai.Sardarji at an art gallery:-Wah!Kinni dravni cheez banai hai is artist ne..Host:- sir, sorry per eh tah sheesha hai..posted by RV_GMC at 11:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kismat se zyada mt mang nai to bhagwan jgh dekhkar kan k niche bjaega.Rab kare Apko sab mile jaiseshaktibhaktirupayebanglastylesmilepersonalitypopularitycarPyarAur kya dekh rahe ho, kuch reh gaya kya?Laalchi..posted by RV_GMC at 11:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
Sun be shane tu god ki mistake se dharti pe girela hai.Samjha na?Look at the sun-God's wonder, look at the moon God's wonder, look at the mountain God's wonder.Look in the mirror- GOD'S BLUNDER.posted by RV_GMC at 11:52 PM 0 comments links to this post
Menu smajh nai anda ye chinese bat km or ldai zyada kyun krde hain.A chinese was in hspitalSardar went 2meet himChinese said"CHING CHONG,MOU..CHU CHA"& diedSardar went CHINA 2knw d meanin :-KAMINE OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATAposted by RV_GMC at 11:47 PM 0 comments links to this post
Mein keya soniyo Tussi sade dil vich bil bna k rhende ho. Aho..Birth is the"START OF LIFE"Beauty is the"ART OF LIFE"Love is the"PART OF LIFE"Death is the"LAST OF LIFE"BUT Friendship is the"HEART OF LIFE"posted by RV_GMC at 11:44 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ek tera hi intezaar...Kitni Rate Beet Gai,Kitne Din Beet Gaye,Bus Beeta Nahi ToYado Ka Vo Pal,Vo Guzra Hua Kal,Beeti Nahi To Ankho Ki NamiOr Apki Kami.posted by RV_GMC at 11:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
Uff...Ye Badal ye Bijli Sirf ApkeLiyeYe Mausam ye Hawa Sirf ApkeLiyeMahine bit gaye Apko Nahaye hueIsliye ye lagatar Barish sirf apke liyeposted by RV_GMC at 11:40 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oye!Tussi bhoot to nai ho?Pichhe ande ho te dikhte bhi nai ho.Zindgi ke har mod par jab jab aage jaoge,peechhe ek saya hardam paoge,mudke dekhoge to kuch nahi hoga,mahsoos karoge to hume paoge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Oye ki bat hai?Mein suneya aag saag lga ditti. Oye hoye...Aaj hum unko bevafa kah aye,unke sare khato ko pani me baha aye.koi padh na le un khato ko,is dar se aaj pani me bhi aag laga aye.posted by RV_GMC at 1:13 AM 0 comments links to this post Thursday, August 10, 2006
Sahi bol rela hai bidu. MAD bole to jhakas wala pagal. Kya?Before Marriage MAD for each other,After Marriage MADE for eachother and after sometime MAD Because of each other.posted by RV_GMC at 4:40 PM 0 comments links to this post
Chhupana bhi nhi ata.. Jatana bhi nhi ata..Chup rehte hai ki koi khafa na ho jaye,hm se koi ruswai na ho jaye,badi mushkil se koi apna bna hai,dar lgta hai kahi juda na ho jaye...posted by RV_GMC at 4:37 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oye pitega. Tu dost hai apun ka. Kya? Smjha na?Heart Receive=L=O=V=E=Mind Receiv=W=I=S=D=O=M=Hands Receiv=G=I=F=T=S=And.Only Special FRIEND like U Receive my=S=M=S=.posted by RV_GMC at 4:34 PM 0 comments links to this post
Thats my sis.. So sweet!It's so pleasant ! sun smilng 4 u Trees dancng 4 u Bird singng 4 u bcz i requstd them all 2 wish u. HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN.---@--- y rakhi mereSWEETBROTHER k liyeposted by RV_GMC at 4:29 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ooooo.. Ek bar aja aja aja aja aaaa ja.Har gali phoolo se saja rakhi hai,har chowk par ladkiya bitha rakhi hai,na jane kis raste se aap aoge,is liye hr ladki ko 1-1 Rakhi thama rakhi hai.posted by RV_GMC at 4:28 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oooo... Pl pl yad sataye teri..Har bat samjhane ke liye nhi hoti,zindgi hamesha pane ke liye nhi hoti,yaad aksar ati hai apki,par har yaad jatane ke liye nhi hoti.........posted by RV_GMC at 4:26 PM 0 comments links to this post
Good oneIs se pahle ki rat ho jaye.. Jaroori hai ki bat ho jaye.. Apne cell se ek sms kar do taki.. Shor bhi na ho aur mulaqat ho jaye..posted by RV_GMC at 4:24 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsKismat par aitbaar kisko hai,khushiyon se inkaar kisko hai,zindagi mein hai aap jaise DOST,warna zindagi se pyaar kisko hai.posted by RV_GMC at 4:23 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsChehare par ashkon ki lakeer ban gai,Jo na socha tha wo takdeer ban gai.Hamne to yu hi pheri thi ret par ungliyan,Gaur se dekha to tumhari tasveer ban gai.posted by RV_GMC at 4:21 PM 0 comments links to this post Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Funny smsArz hai..Arz hai..Arz hai..Arz hai..Arz hai..Arz hai..Arz hai..aapko satana hamara farz hai..posted by RV_GMC at 8:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsHi.was up? Can u do me a favour? Can i get 1 snap of urz by 2moro eve?I need it coz I m workin on a Photo Exibtn on topic NATURAL DISASTERSposted by RV_GMC at 7:58 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsApne roz hmse 1 umid laga rkhi heapne dil me asha ki kiran jaga rakhi hehm roz kahan se nye sms bhejehmne kya sms ki factry laga rakhi heposted by RV_GMC at 7:54 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsA sardar was getting bitten by mosqtos d whole night. He got iritated ... drank poison and said "ab kaato saalo, maroge" !!!posted by RV_GMC at 7:53 PM 0 comments links to this post
A puzzleMatar,Tamatar tisri sabji ka naam batao jisme Tar aata ho,Kabutar,Titar tisre pakshi ka naam batao jisme Tar aata ho...its chalange 4 u...posted by RV_GMC at 7:48 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsQ: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?A: A Moti-vaiting.posted by RV_GMC at 7:47 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsWho Said English Is Easy?Fill in the blanks with YES or NO..1: ___ I don't have BRAIN.2: ___ I dont have SENSE.3: ___ I'm STUPID.posted by RV_GMC at 7:44 PM 0 comments links to this post
He.. He.. He.. He..O meinu vekhi janda si,Mein onhu vekhi janda si.O meinu vekhi janda si,mein onhu veki janda si, Na paper onhu anda si na paper menu anda si..posted by RV_GMC at 7:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
Very funny Ha.. Ha..Rok deo mere janaze nu,mere vich jan a gyi hai.Rok deo mere janaze nu,mere vich jan a gyi hai.Saleyo mud k dekho sharab di dukan a gai hai.posted by RV_GMC at 7:40 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsKabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jaati hai,tadapne k liye sirf yaad rah jati hai,kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya GOLDFLAKE jalne k baad sirf rakh rah jati hai.posted by RV_GMC at 7:38 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsI luv you Do you love me Shahjahan told these words more dan 1000 times 2 mumtaj but she dint reply.U know y? Pagal,gawar use english nahi ati thi!posted by RV_GMC at 7:36 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsMaine apko Fon kiya to netwrk bola,Namskar!Murkho ki duniya me apka swagat hai,Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF hai..posted by RV_GMC at 7:35 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsA rose Rs.7A card Rs.25A Lunch Rs.200Movie Rs.150But a Friend like u is "Priceless"Zyada udo matpriceless bole to "FOKAT"posted by RV_GMC at 7:34 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsLamhe Suhane Sath ho na ho, kal mein aaj jaisi baat ho na ho, apki dosti hamesha is dil mein rahegi, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na hoposted by RV_GMC at 7:31 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsKismat par aitbaar kisko hai,khushiyon se inkaar kisko hai,zindagi mein hai aap jaise DOST,warna zindagi se pyaar kisko hai.posted by RV_GMC at 7:30 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsGod gave us 86,400 valuable seconds each day. May I use a few seconds to say thanks for giving me the gift of knowing someone like you..posted by RV_GMC at 7:28 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsDosti mein dost hi dost ka khuda hota hai,Yeh ehsaas jab hota hai jab dost hi dost se juda hota hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:03 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsHaqiqat pehchan lo bichad jane se pehle, Meri sunlo apni sunane se pehle, Yeh sonch lena bhulane se pehle, Bahut royi hain ye ankhen muskurane se pehle !!posted by RV_GMC at 12:32 AM 0 comments links to this post Monday, August 07, 2006
Friendship smsApaki dosti ko ehasan mante haindosti nibhana apna eman mante hainham vo nahi jo dosti me jan dedekyo ki dosto ko ham apni jan mante hainposted by RV_GMC at 5:24 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsWhats wrong with ur cell? I Tried calling lots of times..... Everytime i called up, it said- ''the person u r trying 2 reach is in ur HEART'posted by RV_GMC at 5:21 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsHumse na milo, koi gum nahi, bus bat karo ye milne se kam nahi, dosti me dhoka de wo hum nahi, aur humari dosti rang de basanti se kam nahi... !!posted by RV_GMC at 5:18 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsAe khuda...aaj barsat ho jaye,Kam se kamek katori panibhar jaye,Jo mujhe SMSna karta ho,Uska mobileusme doob jaye."NA RAHEGA PHONENA BAJEGI TONE"posted by RV_GMC at 2:01 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDosti ager buri he to hone mat do, ho gayi he to use khone mat do, or ager Dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do. JAGTE RAHO... sona matposted by RV_GMC at 1:57 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsMachhar marne ka nya tarika. Pehle1 zinda mchr pkde fir use zaminpe litaye.Fir use gudgudi kare & jaise hi hsne kliye mchr mukhole use ALLOUT pila de.posted by RV_GMC at 1:49 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsMere SMS ko tere mobile me panah mil jaye,Mere SMS ko tere mobile me panah mil jaye,Jo mujhe sms nahin karta uska mobile FANAA ho jaye.posted by RV_GMC at 1:27 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms1Raat bijli chali gayi.Sardar- oye biwi kam se kam fan to on kar. Sardarni kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jaygei..posted by RV_GMC at 1:25 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsLatest Shayari-jo muje sms kare uske inbox me msg JAMAA hojaye,aur jo na kare uska mobile FANAA hojaye.. ....Subhaaaan allaah...posted by RV_GMC at 1:24 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsAs yrs pas on,u may lose ur hair ur tooth, ur healthy skin etc,but u'l never lose ur smartnes & inteligence bcaz.U can lose only wat u havposted by RV_GMC at 1:22 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsU say & he listens is a FRIEND.U say, he listens & understds is a GOOD FRIEND.But U dont say & he hears & understds is a TRUE FRIEND........Happy friendship Dayposted by RV_GMC at 1:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms3 sardars on one scooter wer going, so trafic police showed his hand. sardar said sorry paaji already 3 bhaithe hai bilkul jagah nahi haiposted by RV_GMC at 1:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsEk msg roz,keep d frnds close.Ek din me panch,dosti pe na aye anch.Ek din me dus,mile yari ka rus.Ek din me bees,pehle ek to bhej badtmeez.posted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsThere is an urgent meeting in jungle, every ones there lions,tigers,cheetas@ ape but the meeting cant start b'coz the MONKEY is reading this text.posted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ohhhh...Ishq ne insan ko kya kya bana diya kisi ko kavi kisi ko kayar bana diya phoolo ka vazen nahi utha sakti thi mumtaz sahzahaan ne uspe taj mahal banva diya....posted by RV_GMC at 1:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIs umar me to aisa hota hai,Neend udti hai chain khota hai jaan jati hai dard hota hai doctor ko dikhao,Budhapa aisa hi hota hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:00 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIn love boys r like kidney and girls r like liver;if liver fails kidney fails, if kidney fails liver manages with other kidney....Its true...posted by RV_GMC at 12:57 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsA Rajasthani version of"Jony Jony yes papa"Rhyme:=Kalu kalu,kae bapu,jardo khayo,na bapu,jooth bolyo,na bapu,mundo khol,thu thu thu!posted by RV_GMC at 12:54 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsWaade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye, Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye, Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi, Maut se pehle hi dost kafan le aye...posted by RV_GMC at 12:52 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDil ka Ashiya nahi sajate,Bago mein phool nahi khilate,Hamari ek pasand se tut jayenge Hazaro dil,Yaro tabhi to Hum koi girlfriend nahi banate...!!!posted by RV_GMC at 12:43 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsJanaza mera, uth raha tha, phir bhi taklif thi unko aane me, Bewafa ghar me baithi puchh rahi thi,aur kitni der he jalane me ..posted by RV_GMC at 12:34 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsDosti to sirf itefaq hai,ye to do dilon ki mulakat hai, dosti nahi dekti din hai ki raat hai, ismein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 12:24 AM 0 comments links to this post Sunday, August 06, 2006
Friendship smsZindagi Mein Bahut SeYaar Milenge,Hum Kya Hum Se BhiAchhe Hazar Milenge,In Achho MeinHamein Na Bhula Dena,Hum Kahan AapkoBaar-Baar Milenge!posted by RV_GMC at 11:35 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsJo CHIZ mang k mile wo MANNAT he,CHAH kar mile wo CHAHAT,PAS he wo AMANAT he,DIL se mile wo REHMAT he,par AAP jaisa koi SHAKS mile wo kismat hai.posted by RV_GMC at 6:06 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsDosti ka haq hum yu ada karte hai, apeke naam ye jaan fida karte hain,Apko mile manzile phuloki ye dua sada karte hain..posted by RV_GMC at 6:02 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsJo socha wo hua nahi, Jo hua kabhi socha nahi, Kya hoga ye soch kar ghabra jate hai, bus aapka saath hai, yehi soch kar sambhal jate hai.posted by RV_GMC at 6:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKhud ko khud ki khabar na lage, koi achha b is kadar na lage, aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se, jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage......posted by RV_GMC at 5:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsTalash karoge to shayad koi mil jayega, par mujh sa dost wo kahan ban payega.Mana dosti nibhayega wo sath apke,par kaya humari tarah aap par jaan lutayega.posted by RV_GMC at 5:57 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAsman Ko nind aye to sulaye kaha ,jamin ko maut aye to dafnaye kaha,sagar me laher aye to chupaye kaha, hame apki yad aye to jaye kaha.....posted by RV_GMC at 5:55 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsWafao me meri itna asar to aaye, Jinhe dhundte hai wo nazar to aaye. Hum aayenge palak jhapakne se pehle,Aapne yaad kiya ye khabar to aaye.posted by RV_GMC at 5:53 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAaj hum unko bevafa kah aye,unke sare khato ko pani me baha aye.koi padh na le un khato ko,is dar se aaj pani me bhi aag laga aye.posted by RV_GMC at 5:52 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day sms--;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ I,m sending u 3 Flowers 4 remind ing u 3 things U, ME, & our FRIENDSHIP. -*-*-HAPPY-*-*- *FRIENDSHIP DAY* posted by RV_GMC at 4:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsU know y god made eyes in pair,ears in pair,hands in pair,legs in pair,n HEART as single?it just 2 find a heart of ur choice n make a pair..HAPPY FRNDSHP DAY.posted by RV_GMC at 4:57 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsMuskurna hi to khushi nahi hoti. Umar bitana hi to zindagi nahi hoti. Khud ko mitana padta hai dosti me kyuki dost kehna hi to dosti nhi hoti haiposted by RV_GMC at 2:46 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsWen u became my friend there ws a strike in heaven..u know y???They wer protesting y i'm being offered heaven benefits on earth b4 dying..posted by RV_GMC at 2:42 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love/friendship smsAapki dosti apki wafa hi kaafi hai,Tamaam umar ye aasra hi kaafi hai,Khin par bhi milna,mil kar muskura dena,Meri khushi k lye ye silsila kafi HaI.posted by RV_GMC at 2:37 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulPrayer is not 2 lighten ur burden but 2 strengthen ur back. Have faith in GOD. Faith dosn't moves mountains but gives the power 2 climb one!posted by RV_GMC at 2:36 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAgar zindagi me judai na hoti,to kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,sath hi guzarte har lamhe,to shayad rishto me ye gehrai aayi na hoti.!...posted by RV_GMC at 2:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKahi dhop kahi chhau yhi kudrat ke njare hai,kbhi hame bhi yad kiya kare ham bhi to tumare hai...........posted by RV_GMC at 2:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsLog kehte hai ki cigrate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi dil me kisi ki tasvir hai kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".posted by RV_GMC at 2:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsWqt guzarta raha par saansen thami si thi, hum muskurate rahe par aankhon me nami si thi,sath to sara zamana tha hamare, par na jane quon aapki kami si thi.posted by RV_GMC at 2:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsHum nazaro se dur hai ankhose nahi hum khabo se dur hain khyalo se nahi Hum dil se dur hain dadkan se nahi, hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi..posted by RV_GMC at 2:24 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsZindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:23 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsZindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:20 AM 0 comments links to this post
Motivational smsParindon ko milegi manzil ek din, yeh faile hue unke par bolte hain... Wahi log rehte hai khamosh aksr, zamane mein jinke hunr bolte hain ! Be Winner..posted by RV_GMC at 2:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulYaadein woh nahi jo tanhai me aati hain.Yaadein woh nahi jo judai me aati hain.Yaadein to woh hai jo bheed me bhi tanha kar jaati hain..posted by RV_GMC at 2:18 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAnjaneme dilgawaabaithe,ishq medhokakhhabaithe,unse kyagila kare?khataa tohumari thi,jo binaDiL walose apna dillaga baithe.!posted by RV_GMC at 2:17 AM 0 comments links to this postLove smsKhamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare na hote, In rukhi aankho me rangeen nazare na hote. Hum bhi na karte parwah itni agar aap itne pyare na hote.posted by RV_GMC at 2:16 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smschaman ko chaman ki bharo ne luta,sahil ko kashti or kenaron ne luta,wo to 1 hi kasam se dar gayi-hume to uski kasam deke hzaro ne luta.posted by RV_GMC at 2:15 AM 0 comments links to this post
Senti smsIf I were to be anything in this world,. I'd be ur tears!!!A, So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!posted by RV_GMC at 2:13 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love sms!Waqt to aata hai phir chala jata hai....Iska aitbar kabhi mat karna....Jo juda hokar bar-bar yaad aaye....Itna pyaar kisise kabhi mat karna....it's real!posted by RV_GMC at 2:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsKahaa se aati hai Hichkiya....Kaun fariyad karta hai......Khuda use hamesha salaamat rakhe....Jo hume itna yad karta hai....posted by RV_GMC at 2:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulAlways ask god 2 giv u wat u deserve & not wat u desire. Ur desire may b few but u deserves a lot.posted by RV_GMC at 2:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsKripya Dhyan Dein,Dhyan Dene Ke liye Shukriya..! Ab apna kaam kijiye.posted by RV_GMC at 2:03 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsLife is full of probelms Face it, Anger Dump it,Decisions Make it,i know u r good but i m Tooo.. Good accept itposted by RV_GMC at 2:01 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDosti ki kadar karte hai itna, aasman me sitare ho jitna, yakin na hoto call kar k dekhlo, baat karenge aapke mobil me balance ho jitna.posted by RV_GMC at 1:48 AM 0 comments links to this post
Cool smsSMS har pal karu to sharart hogi,har din karu to pareshani hogi,kabhi bhi nhi karu to kanjusi hogi,par dilse karu to shayad apko khushi hogiposted by RV_GMC at 1:47 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms10msgrcvd1Hi!2Gud Mrng3How r u?4Hope u r ok5Miss u!6Miss me?7Be happy!8Take care9Bye10Ab mat kehna ki SMS nahi karteposted by RV_GMC at 1:46 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIf sum 1 say u ugly b patient , if he say u fool,b relax, if he say u stupid,b cool,BUT he say u "CUTE" : to thappad mar jhoot bol raha hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:43 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIf u hav any problms- Bindas tel me, i'll help u.If u don't hav any problms-Bindas tel me, i'll create sum4u!After all, "dost hote kis liye hain.posted by RV_GMC at 1:42 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsAndhe K HathMe TORCHBehre K HathMe RADIOGunge K HathMe MIKELangde K HathMe BIKEor>BEVAKUF K HathMe MOBILEHe ishvar! Kya zamana aa gaya.posted by RV_GMC at 1:41 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDunia ki sabse dard bhari shayri-Dil me chubhi sui,dil me chubhi sui,dil me chubhi sui,woh boli 'uui uui uui uui'!!!posted by RV_GMC at 1:40 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsTere gam me tadap k mar jayenge,margaye to tera naam lenge, rabko-rishwat de k tujhe bhi bulaenge,aur-uper sath baith k kurkure khayenge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:39 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade ashchary ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai,lekin saali OURAT marne k bad b CHUDEL ki CHUDEL hi rahti hai...$....posted by RV_GMC at 1:38 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsPaji=Oy murge di tang kithe gai? Waiter=Paji murga to langda tha,paji-AUR DIL kithe gaya? Paji wo Murgi le gayi.Abe Dimag to hoga?sorry paji Murga sardar tha!posted by RV_GMC at 1:37 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsJis toofan me logo k aashiyan ooud jate hai, Ues toofan me hum aapne kapde sukhate hai. ....posted by RV_GMC at 1:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsPyar to hame bhi karna tha, Par khuch khaas hua nahi, Tajmahal to hame bhi banana tha..par afsoss ke..loan pass hua nahi.posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsUparwale ne 1 dost mere liye banaya hai,jise tere roop mai maine paya hai.tu mere dil me aise samaya hai,jaise bajre k khet me saand ghus aya hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDekha !Dekha Na???Chashma Du Kya???Dekho !Dekho !Dekh Liya??? Thik Se Dekhna Phir Mat Kehna , Ki main SMS NAHI KARTA !posted by RV_GMC at 1:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsOn this friendship day lets not think abt past,it bring tears. And not think of future,it brings fear.Live in present& drink chilled beers....cheers!!! Happy friendship dayposted by RV_GMC at 1:22 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsA dost zindgi ki asli udan abhi baki he zindgi k kai emtihan abhi baki he abhi to naapi he muuthi bhar zami aage abhi sara asma baki he.with my best wishes HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day sms=====$'$=====I am the first friend of u 2 tie the friendship band so early.. Happy friendship dayposted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsA dost zindgi ki asli udan abhi baki he zindgi k kai emtihan abhi baki he abhi to naapi he muuthi bhar zami aage abhi sara asma baki he.with my best wishes HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsFRIENDSHIP is not a DEGREE to START & FINISH within 3 or 4 Yrs,Its a LIFETIME Course Not Just 2 Study But...Also 2 FEEL & LIVE. "HAPPY F'SHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 1:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsD purpose of f'ship is nt 2 hav some1 who might complete ur lonliness, bt 2 hav some1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness..posted by RV_GMC at 1:02 AM 0 comments links to this post Saturday, August 05, 2006
Friendship day smsOne day,monday said to tuesday,to see wednesday and to ask thrusday whether friday said to saturday that next sunday is friendship day.posted by RV_GMC at 11:31 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsOne day,monday said to tuesday,to see wednesday and to ask thrusday whether friday said to saturday that next sunday is friendship day.posted by RV_GMC at 11:20 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSimilar feeling by girls aftr exam & sex: Kitna lamba tha;kash thoda time aur mil jata; phele kitna hard tha; dar lag raha tha; baad me ekdam easy ho gaya. ....posted by RV_GMC at 11:10 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKhuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi,Dilon mein chupi daulat nahin dekhi,Jo bhi kehta hai ki duriyon se mit jati hai dosti, Usne sahyad hamari dosti nahi dekhi..posted by RV_GMC at 1:47 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAap se dur kaise reh pate,dil se apko kaise bhula pate,kaash aap sapno k alawa sheeshe main base hote,khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate...posted by RV_GMC at 1:45 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsANKHO ME Q ANSU JHALAK JATE HAI, TANHAIYON ME Q GAM YAAD AATE HAIN, ANSU POCHKAR KOI BATADE HAME, DOOR REHNE WALE AKSAR Q YAAD AATE HAIN........%..$@posted by RV_GMC at 1:40 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsManzil hai dur aur safar bahut hai,Chote se is dil ko fikar bahut hai,Maar dalti kab kiye Duniya hame...Kambakht,Aap ki duaon me asar bahut Hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:39 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsMeri har khata pe naraz mat hona.Apni pyari si muskan kabhi mat khona.Sukun milta hai dekh kar apki muskurahat.Mujhe maut bi agar aaye to kabhi mat rona.posted by RV_GMC at 1:38 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAankhon ki zubaan wo samaj nahi paate,hoth magar kuch kahe nahi pate,apni bebasi kis tarah kahe hum,koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi paate...posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKabhi Dil hi me muskura kar dekhiye....Meri gazal ko gunguna kar dekhiye...Hum bhool jayenge tumhe,ek shart hai lekin,khud bhi jara hame bhula kar dekhiye.posted by RV_GMC at 1:29 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulSitaro me chand tanha jagmagata hai, Aadmiakela bhi manzil kopata hai, Gam se na ghabrana a dost, Gulab kanto k bich hi muskurata hai.....posted by RV_GMC at 1:28 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulZindagi ek raat hai..jis mein na jane kitne khwaab hai..jo mil gaya wo apna hai..jo tut gaya wo sapna hai...so Enjoy every Moment!posted by RV_GMC at 1:27 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulSilence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always. Keep smiling.posted by RV_GMC at 1:24 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsEk hi NAZAR me AAP hamare MEHMAN ban gaye,Do BATE kya ki sara JAHAN ban gaye, Paas REHKAR bhi LOG hamare ban NA sake,Dur rehkar bhi AAP hamari JAAN ban gayeposted by RV_GMC at 1:20 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsBichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge, sote hue ko khawab me kya doge, hum chahte hain umar bhar ki dosti ka waada, kaho is sawal ka jawab kya doge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:17 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smssardar-tu bata k meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere or ye bata k kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere or agar ye bata de k kis k he to murgi bhi teri. 2nd sard-HINT De.posted by RV_GMC at 1:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love/friendship smsYu to roz aapko yaad kiya karte hai, Man hi man me dekh liya karte hai, Kya hua agar aap pas nahi, Hum dil hi dil me mulakat kar liya karte hain.posted by RV_GMC at 1:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
Good night smsHo chuki raat bahut ab so bhi jayiye,jo hai dil k paas uske khayalo Me kho jayiye,kar raha hoga koi intezaar Apka,khwabo me sahi usse mil to ayiye.Good night!posted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms'' Suna hai aapki ek smile par log marte hai! so keep smiling to reduce population.... SAVE INDIA!posted by RV_GMC at 1:08 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsD purpose of f'ship is nt 2 hav some1 who might complete ur lonliness, bt 2 hav some1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness..posted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post Friday, August 04, 2006
Funny smsVo aaye te meri kabr pr diya bujha kar chal diye,kambkath diye me jo tel tha sara ser pr laga kar chal diye.posted by RV_GMC at 1:35 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsOne*special surprise*4 uso close ur eyes10987654321U cheat! u didnt close ur eyes so no surprise.only Good morningposted by RV_GMC at 1:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsU've got STYLE. U've got CLASS.U've got LOOKS.U've got FACE.U've got CHARM.U've got BRAIN. Oops! galat number pe bhej diya.posted by RV_GMC at 1:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMONEY SAYS"spend me not"TIME SAYS"waste me not"FLOWER SAYS"touch me not"STUDY SAYS"leave me not"SMS SAYS"erase me not"I SAYS"forget me not"posted by RV_GMC at 1:29 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSender:extremly cuteSender:jst 2 amazingsender:nice,kind,frndlysender:can b trustdsender:sweet,adorablesender:yes u r rite,itzposted by RV_GMC at 1:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSender:extremly cuteSender:jst 2 amazingsender:nice,kind,frndlysender:can b trustdsender:sweet,adorablesender:yes u r rite,itzposted by RV_GMC at 1:25 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsU r SweetU r CaringU r Gud lukingU r ArtistU r InteligntU r AtractiveU r SmartThoda aur "IMPROVE" karo. Kabhi na kabhi mere jaise ban jaoge..posted by RV_GMC at 1:23 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsU r SweetU r CaringU r Gud lukingU r ArtistU r InteligntU r AtractiveU r SmartThoda aur "IMPROVE" karo. Kabhi na kabhi mere jaise ban jaoge..posted by RV_GMC at 1:21 AM 0 comments links to this post
Good morning smsMORNING TIME: A cup of hot hello,a plate of crispy wishes,a spun of swet smiles n a slice of great success specially 4 u. ENJOY D Day, Gud mrng.posted by RV_GMC at 1:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.WHY?His Wife Deliverd a Baby.Doctor sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".Sardar forwarded it 2 all.posted by RV_GMC at 1:17 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsBeshaq kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko,Par khuda se badkar yar mila humko.Na rahi tamanna kisi jannat ki,Teri dosti se vo pyar mila humkoposted by RV_GMC at 1:14 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day sms=-=-=-=(*)=-=-=-=I give you this band as a sign of our friendship dont lose until u lose me. Send it to all ur friends even to me. Advance friendship dayposted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsQyamt ke din jab frishtain ne sab se kaha apne apne gunah paper pe likho.sab ne apne gunah likhe,"k achanak ap ki awaz aai .!XTRA SHEETposted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post Thursday, August 03, 2006
Funny smsMay our friendship turn into SILVER,silver into GOLD,gold into DIAMONDS,..... & may our diamonds be forever.... Then we'll sale it & take 50-50 amount.Ok?posted by RV_GMC at 1:16 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsREACTION of people who LOSE their purse;OLD man:My thousand rupees!RICH man:My credit cards!Beautiful girls:Oh RV_GMC's photo.posted by RV_GMC at 1:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsTeacher- oxygen is must for breathing & For life,it was discover in 1773 sardar-thank GOD i have born after that nahi to mar he jata.posted by RV_GMC at 1:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSardar on bike with his sister. They stop at a sinal when sum one comments: Oye kitnie sunder biwi hai! Sardar gets angry: Oye biwi hogi teri sadi te behen hai!posted by RV_GMC at 1:09 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsKoi bhi cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.Agr sundar dikhna hai to khoob rootho...Kyunki...Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to or bhi haseen hoposted by RV_GMC at 1:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsImportance of thumb- child use it 4 chewing. illiterate people use it 4 sign, winners 4 victory & my fans r using it 4 reading my msgs...posted by RV_GMC at 1:03 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsHUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO.MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI.BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK HAI,MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP dimag se.posted by RV_GMC at 1:02 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSardar had twins, he named thm tara& sitara. Again had twins&namd Peter&Repeater.again twns&namd Max&Climax.agn d same.disgusted sardar namd thm TIRED&RETIRED.posted by RV_GMC at 1:00 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsImran Hasmi ne apni grlfrnd ko pahle"AASHIQ BANAYA"phir"CHOCHLATE"me"ZEHER"dalkar"MURDER"kar diya aur kaha"KALYUG"me "AKSAR"aisa hi hota hai.posted by RV_GMC at 12:58 AM 1 comments links to this post
Funnysardar roz Hanuman murti pe matha tekta thaPujari ne badi murti ki jagah choti murti rakh di.Sardar aya aur bola"Chotu Daddy kithe hai".posted by RV_GMC at 12:55 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsJindgi me kuchbanna hai to?102030405060aise hi 60 feet gehre gaddhe me kud jao.Prince jaise hero Ban jaoge..posted by RV_GMC at 12:42 AM 0 comments links to this post Wednesday, August 02, 2006
FriendshipBichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge, sote hue ko khawab me kya doge, hum chahte hain umar bhar ki dosti ka waada, kaho is sawal ka jawab kya doge.posted by RV_GMC at 4:04 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipDil me intezar Ki lakir chhod jaenge, ankho me yado ki nami chhod jaenge, dhundte firoge hume 1 din, zindagi me 1 DOST ki kami chhod jaenge....posted by RV_GMC at 3:58 PM 0 comments links to this post
Good MorningPyari si subah mein, Pyare se panchhi, Pyare se kinare, Pyari si oas ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein, Ek Pyare se insaan ko Pyara sa din de jayein.. * Gud Morning *posted by RV_GMC at 3:53 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna,hamari yaadon ke sms zarur aayenge aap bas apna inbox khali rakhna.posted by RV_GMC at 3:48 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship3 tHINGS IN lIFE ONCE GONE WIL NVR COM BACK-time,words & opportunity.3 tHINGS IN lIFE SHOULD NVR B lOST-hope,lUv & cum on how can u 4gt me.posted by RV_GMC at 3:48 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKahan se aati hain hichkiyan...Kaun fariyad karta hai...Khuda hamesha unhen salamat rakhe,jo hamen hamesha itna yaad karta hai.posted by RV_GMC at 3:43 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipEk din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge.Mat sochna apko bhul jayenge.Bas ek bar asman k taraf dekna.Mere 'sms'sitaro par likhe nazar ayenge..posted by RV_GMC at 3:43 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMUSHKILON SE APKI MULAKAT NA HO,UDAS BAITHO KABHI AISI KOI BAAT NA HO.DUA HAI KI MEHFILON SE SAJE APKI ZINDAGI, BAS HAMEIN PUKAR LENA AGAR KOI SATH NA HO.posted by RV_GMC at 3:35 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulThe hardest moments are not when u lose something n cry, they are the ones which come when u lose somethin n still manage to smile.posted by RV_GMC at 3:32 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipTeri dosti teri wafa hi kafi he,Tamam umar ye Asra hi kafi he,Jaha kahi bi milo mil-k muskra dena,Mere Jine-k lie ye silsila hi kafi hai.posted by RV_GMC at 3:28 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny21 yr. girl-Dr. sahab tabiyat kharab hai. Dr.-Andar jao aur kapde utar kar late jao.pora checkup karna padega. G- Mera nahi Mummy ka. Dr.-Maaji mooh kholiye.posted by RV_GMC at 3:25 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyAaj khush to bohot hoge tum,kyonkibarish jo ho rahi haiAurbarish meinsabi MENDAK khush hi hote hai.posted by RV_GMC at 3:23 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyBefore ujudge a person,walk a mile inhis shoes.After dat,.....who cares?.He"s a mile away & d shoes r urs. So run!posted by RV_GMC at 3:21 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyYeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise samne khade ho aurPOONCH HILA rahe ho..!.!posted by RV_GMC at 3:18 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny>---->>---->Ja meri missile ja,Jo muje sms na kare unke Dimagme ghusja Aur bad me fat ja<----posted by RV_GMC at 12:43 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyJise koyel samjha, vo kauwa nikla, Dosti ke nam per hauwa nikla ,Jo roka karte the hume sharab piney se, sala uski jeb se hi pauaa nikla.posted by RV_GMC at 12:40 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyToday is Donald Duck's birthday so wish him a very happy birthday by sending a msg to every cartoon as i did..posted by RV_GMC at 12:34 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyKya ho gayaKuch chahiye?Kya dhundh rahe hai?SMSROZ ROZ LANGAR LAGA HAI KYA?posted by RV_GMC at 12:29 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyWhat is the reason of the problem between Saas & Bahu?Underwear!Mom has spent 5 yrs helping her son to wear it, but wife pulls it down in 5 seconds!posted by RV_GMC at 12:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyAati ho galiyo me hir ki tarah.samai ho dil me teer ki tarah.lagti ho meethi kheer ki tarah.bhik mangwaogi mujhse tum fakir ki tarah.posted by RV_GMC at 12:15 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyKBC,2nd(English)Amitabh:Ur last question 4 1 crore..Watz ur dads name?Sardar:(laughs)Amitabh:Why ru laughing?Sardar:U didn't giv option.posted by RV_GMC at 12:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
LoveGod does everything with purpose. He created you, a beautiful angel, without wings only to make you stay with me forever.posted by RV_GMC at 12:10 AM 0 comments links to this post Tuesday, August 01, 2006
FriendshipKnock on my heart & the door will be opened for cute friend.ButThis doesnt apply to U!So U don't knock anymore.CozU are already inside itposted by RV_GMC at 11:58 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipTumse door rahkar tumhe miss kiya hamne.tumhare liye god se wish kiya hamne.tumhari yaad jab aayi to bade pyar k sath sms kiya hamne.posted by RV_GMC at 11:54 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipOpen ur door when u r alone. Open ur heart when u feel sad. But dont open ur hand when u need a frnd bcoz i am already holding ur hand.posted by RV_GMC at 11:49 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipZindgi kisi ki Amanat Nahi Hoti.Amanat Ki yanha hifazat Nahi Hoti.Khud Ko Bachakar Rakhna Ae Dost Meri Dosti Ki Kaid Me Zamamat Nahi Hotiposted by RV_GMC at 11:45 PM 0 comments links to this post
LoveSaans lene se teri yad aati hai,na lene se meri jaan jati hai, kaise keh doon sirf saans se main zinda hoon,Qambakht saans bhi to teri yaad ke baad aati hai.posted by RV_GMC at 11:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
DostiGajal ki zarurat mehfil me hoti hai pyar ki zarurat dil me hoti hai bin dost ke adhuri hai ye zindgi kyunki dost ki zarurat har pal hoti hai .posted by RV_GMC at 11:37 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyLatest rhymes in SCHOOL.Twinkle twinkle little STAR,I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.So drink a pauva with pappad FRY.posted by RV_GMC at 6:47 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyThis time i m sure about what i feel & i m gonna say it....ii li loi lovi lovei love yi love yoi love yoga. it keeps us healthy.posted by RV_GMC at 6:45 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyApki ada,Apki smile,Apka chehra,Apka chalna,Apka bolna,Apka sharmana,Apki ankhen,Apka andaaz ....UFF KOI CHEEZ TO SAHI HOTI 0! ! !posted by RV_GMC at 6:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyROZ logo se tere pange honge.ROZ tere ghar me dange honge.AGAR muje sms nahi kiya to yad rakhna,tere 12bachche honge or sare lafange honge.?posted by RV_GMC at 6:38 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyJAB BARISH HOTI HAI TUM YAD AATE HO,JAB KALI GHATA CHATI HAI TUM YAAD AATE HO JAB HUM BHEEGTE HAI TUM YAD AATE HO..AB BATAO MERA CHAATA KAB DOGE?posted by RV_GMC at 6:34 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyWOH TERE LABON KI AJAB SI MUSKAN,WO ADHURA SA PALKON KA JHUKNA,MATHE PE ADHURE SE SHIKAN, TERI TIRCHHI NAZARYE oR KUCH NHIBELL'S PALSY Heposted by RV_GMC at 6:29 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyChand par kali ghata chati to hogi, taron ko bhi nind ati to hogi.Lakh chopao tum magar akele main apko, apni shakal par hansi ati to hogiposted by RV_GMC at 6:27 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyVishvas rakhna meri dosti par,Hum akhir tak dosti nibaynge,Zarurat padi agar dosti me imtihaan dene ki,To Tum exam dena hum chit fekne ayenge.posted by RV_GMC at 6:25 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyMere sms mile KYA?AGAR NAHI TO LOSMS SMS SMSYe Lo Chhote-2smssms sms sms smsYE LO,REMIX SMS:SmS sMs sMSab sabk reply bhejo.posted by RV_GMC at 6:14 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyNew punishment 4 mobile owners Miss call K Liye jail. Sms k Liye Faasi. Call K Liye Umarkaid Tum mat Daar KANJUSO Ko To "1 LAKH KA INAAM Hai GMposted by RV_GMC at 6:11 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKhuda ne dost ko dost se milaya, doston ke liye dosti ka rishta banaya, par kahate hai dosti rahegi uski kayam,jisne dosti ko dil se nibhaya.posted by RV_GMC at 6:09 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipTamannao se bhari ho zindgi,khawhishon se bhara ho har pal... Daman bhi chota lage itni khushiyan de aapko aane vala kal...posted by RV_GMC at 6:04 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipDo lamhon se bani hai ye "zindagi" ek khushi aur ek gum...do logon se bani hai ye "dosti" ek "aap" aur ek "hum"! iposted by RV_GMC at 6:02 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipUs din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, jis din aapko apne hathon se banaya hoga, usne bhi bahaye honge ansu, jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga.posted by RV_GMC at 5:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMoney says earn me lot.Time says'plan me lot.Flower says'lov me lot.studdy says'learn me lot.SMS says send me lot& a frnd says forget me notposted by RV_GMC at 5:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMoney says earn me lot.Time says'plan me lot.Flower says'lov me lot.studdy says'learn me lot.SMS says send me lot& a frnd says forget me notposted by RV_GMC at 5:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulIs patthar ki Duniyame aksar dil tut jaya karte hai,Aankhen b sambhal kar band karna mere dost,Palko k bich b sapne tut jaya karte hai...posted by RV_GMC at 5:54 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKahin andhera to kahi sham hogi, Meri har khushi tere naam hogi, Kuch maang ke to dekh humse, Honthon pe hansi aur hatheli pe jaan hogi.posted by RV_GMC at 5:51 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulIs kadar na har baat yaaron se pucho,Jo baat raaz ki ho,ishaaro se pucho,Lehro se khelna to samandar ka shouk hai,Lagti hai chot kaisi,Kinaro se poochho..posted by RV_GMC at 5:48 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulNaamo ko kaun yaad rakhta hai,log chehro ko bhul jaate hai.Tum samandar ki baat karte ho,log aankho me dub jaate hai.posted by RV_GMC at 5:46 PM 0 comments links to this post
LoveTo Love someone is madness and 2 be luved by someone is a gift,loving someone who loves u is duty, but being loved by someone whom u luv is LIFE...posted by RV_GMC at 5:43 PM 0 comments links to this post
Good morningPyari si morning mein, pyari si oos ki bunde, pyari si koyal ki awaz, pyari si hawaoo mein subse pyare dost ko Suprabhat !!GOOD MORNING.posted by RV_GMC at 2:48 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyABCD ATI HAI... AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI . . .. A-AristocrateB-BagpiperC-ContessaD-Director specialE-Eight PmF-Fun dropG-God fatherH-HaywardsI-Imperial blueJ-Joney walkerK-King fisherL-Lime dropM-Mughal monarch N Nicolase No !O-Old monkP-Peter scotR-Royal stagS-SignatureT-Teacher's scottU-Uni boulV-Vat 69W-White hallX-XXX rumY-YankeyZ-ZingaroBhagwan sada aapko tunn rakhe.....posted by RV_GMC at 2:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
MotivationalWining horse dsnt know why it runs in race.it runs bcoz of beats&pain.life is a race;god is ur rider.So if u r in pain then think,GOD wants u to win...posted by RV_GMC at 2:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyMunna Bhai:Abey Circuit ye bata,agr bina daanto ka kutta kaate to kya krne ka?Circuit:Simple h bhai,bole to bina sui k 14 injection lene ka.posted by RV_GMC at 2:13 AM 0 comments links to this post
Senti* Mein roya pardes mein, bhiga maa ka pyaar..Dukh ne dukh se baat ki bin chitthi bin taar.. *posted by RV_GMC at 2:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
LoveUnki mohobbat k abhi nishan baki hai,Nam lab par hai abhi jaan baki hai,Kya hua dekh kar muh fair lete hain woh,Tasalli to hai ki chere ki pehchan baki hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyMe-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Ahista bolo yaha tak awaj aa rahi haiposted by RV_GMC at 2:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyGabbar-Are O Sambha!Ye SMS padne wala Insan hai ke Langur? Sambha-Sardar agar reply kiya to Insan,nahi kiya to Langur.Abhi pata Chal jayega.posted by RV_GMC at 2:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyFreeBreakfast FreeLunch FreeDinner FreeStay And FreePick upDont mis chance Just Dial 100&sayI M RESPONSIBLE 4 MUMBAI BLASTposted by RV_GMC at 2:02 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyWhat is a difference between a kiss, a car & a monkey A Kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is u dearposted by RV_GMC at 2:00 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulIn life,God doesn't give u people u want.Instead he gives u people u need.To teach u,2 hurt u,2 luv u & make u exactly the way he wants u 2 be-"THE BEST"posted by RV_GMC at 1:58 AM 0 comments links to this post
LoveTo luv some1 ls madness, 2b loved by some1 is a gift, loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is life.posted by RV_GMC at 1:56 AM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMy frndship is like an onion which has many layers it add taste to ur life if u cut it u will have tears in ur lifeposted by RV_GMC at 1:54 AM 0 comments links to this post
SentiCare for the one who shares with you, share with the one who knows you, know the one who misses you and miss the one who well wishes for you.posted by RV_GMC at 1:52 AM 0 comments links to this post Oye senti kr ditta yar..Ur the best heart surgeon in this world.bcoz u made a place in my heart without cutting & spilling any blood.THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDposted by RV_GMC at 7:07 PM 0 comments links to this post
Dosti downpayment nhi installment hai, ise zindgi bhr chukane ka..Dosti naam h sukh dukh ki kahani ka,Dosti raz h sada muskurane ka,ye koi pal do pal ki pehchan nahi dosti farz h umar bhar saath nibhane kaposted by RV_GMC at 7:03 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kya gjb dosti hai yar. Jaise kutte sang haddi or baniyan sang chaddi...Tor mor YaariJaise Pallu au sari,kachra au kabadiJaise engine au gaadi,maali au baadi,Jaise machis au kaadiEla kono alag nai kar sakay. ....posted by RV_GMC at 7:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Hathi ko chinti se prem kyun hai? Dono ka rang ek jaisa hai na.Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko chhed diya,chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna mard hamare ghar me bhi hai.posted by RV_GMC at 12:21 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ae smjh jane ka. Nai to abhi tera starter ukhad dalega apun..Today is EDISON's birth day so remember him by sending a msg to each and every tube light as i did....!posted by RV_GMC at 12:18 AM 0 comments links to this post
Moh ka to pta nhi pr hm to isliye pdte hain taki khoobsurat si "maya" mile.Exam ka saya hai exam k dino me sukh kisne paya hai,duniya wale kehte hai achche number lao, par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab to moh maya hai..posted by RV_GMC at 12:14 AM 0 comments links to this post
Yar sardar sachme itne "intelligent" hote hain kya?Sardarji,aap darwaje pe khade hokar xam paper kyo likh rahe ho?sardar bole"bevkuf dekhta nahi,enterance test de raha hu.posted by RV_GMC at 12:08 AM 0 comments links to this post
Oye msg kyun nai karda menu?Agar apko hum par gussa aata hai to,tajmahal ko fodo,4minar ko todo,kutubminar ko modo,titanic ko fevicol se jodo,magar sms karna mat chodo.posted by RV_GMC at 12:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
He.. he..New style of proposing a girl- I hv spent many sleepless nites in ur luv n i dont want my son 2 Do d same 4 ur daughter,so lets make them bro n sis..posted by RV_GMC at 12:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
Sala ek machhar sardar ko ____ bna deta hai.Try2understd me &don't disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last nite i didnt sleep thinkin of u.So don't play wid my life,Plz Santa says 2 Mosquitoe.posted by RV_GMC at 12:01 AM 0 comments links to this post Friday, August 11, 2006
Sheesha ho ya sardar ka sir ho, akhir toot jata hai.Sardarji at an art gallery:-Wah!Kinni dravni cheez banai hai is artist ne..Host:- sir, sorry per eh tah sheesha hai..posted by RV_GMC at 11:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kismat se zyada mt mang nai to bhagwan jgh dekhkar kan k niche bjaega.Rab kare Apko sab mile jaiseshaktibhaktirupayebanglastylesmilepersonalitypopularitycarPyarAur kya dekh rahe ho, kuch reh gaya kya?Laalchi..posted by RV_GMC at 11:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
Sun be shane tu god ki mistake se dharti pe girela hai.Samjha na?Look at the sun-God's wonder, look at the moon God's wonder, look at the mountain God's wonder.Look in the mirror- GOD'S BLUNDER.posted by RV_GMC at 11:52 PM 0 comments links to this post
Menu smajh nai anda ye chinese bat km or ldai zyada kyun krde hain.A chinese was in hspitalSardar went 2meet himChinese said"CHING CHONG,MOU..CHU CHA"& diedSardar went CHINA 2knw d meanin :-KAMINE OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATAposted by RV_GMC at 11:47 PM 0 comments links to this post
Mein keya soniyo Tussi sade dil vich bil bna k rhende ho. Aho..Birth is the"START OF LIFE"Beauty is the"ART OF LIFE"Love is the"PART OF LIFE"Death is the"LAST OF LIFE"BUT Friendship is the"HEART OF LIFE"posted by RV_GMC at 11:44 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ek tera hi intezaar...Kitni Rate Beet Gai,Kitne Din Beet Gaye,Bus Beeta Nahi ToYado Ka Vo Pal,Vo Guzra Hua Kal,Beeti Nahi To Ankho Ki NamiOr Apki Kami.posted by RV_GMC at 11:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
Uff...Ye Badal ye Bijli Sirf ApkeLiyeYe Mausam ye Hawa Sirf ApkeLiyeMahine bit gaye Apko Nahaye hueIsliye ye lagatar Barish sirf apke liyeposted by RV_GMC at 11:40 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oye!Tussi bhoot to nai ho?Pichhe ande ho te dikhte bhi nai ho.Zindgi ke har mod par jab jab aage jaoge,peechhe ek saya hardam paoge,mudke dekhoge to kuch nahi hoga,mahsoos karoge to hume paoge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Oye ki bat hai?Mein suneya aag saag lga ditti. Oye hoye...Aaj hum unko bevafa kah aye,unke sare khato ko pani me baha aye.koi padh na le un khato ko,is dar se aaj pani me bhi aag laga aye.
FriendshipYakin pe yakin dilate he dost,Raah chalte ko bewakuf banate he dost,Sharbat bol kar daru pilate he dost,Par kuch b kaho bahut yad ate heDOSTposted by RV_GMC at 1:46 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship/love smsJo CHIZ mang k mile wo MANNAT he,CHAH kar mile wo CHAHAT,PAS he wo AMANAT he,DIL se mile wo REHMAT he,par AAP jaisa koi SHAKS mile wo kismat hai.posted by RV_GMC at 6:06 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsDosti ka haq hum yu ada karte hai, apeke naam ye jaan fida karte hain,Apko mile manzile phuloki ye dua sada karte hain..posted by RV_GMC at 6:02 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsJo socha wo hua nahi, Jo hua kabhi socha nahi, Kya hoga ye soch kar ghabra jate hai, bus aapka saath hai, yehi soch kar sambhal jate hai.posted by RV_GMC at 6:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKhud ko khud ki khabar na lage, koi achha b is kadar na lage, aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se, jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage......posted by RV_GMC at 5:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsTalash karoge to shayad koi mil jayega, par mujh sa dost wo kahan ban payega.Mana dosti nibhayega wo sath apke,par kaya humari tarah aap par jaan lutayega.posted by RV_GMC at 5:57 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAsman Ko nind aye to sulaye kaha ,jamin ko maut aye to dafnaye kaha,sagar me laher aye to chupaye kaha, hame apki yad aye to jaye kaha.....posted by RV_GMC at 5:55 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsWafao me meri itna asar to aaye, Jinhe dhundte hai wo nazar to aaye. Hum aayenge palak jhapakne se pehle,Aapne yaad kiya ye khabar to aaye.posted by RV_GMC at 5:53 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAaj hum unko bevafa kah aye,unke sare khato ko pani me baha aye.koi padh na le un khato ko,is dar se aaj pani me bhi aag laga aye.posted by RV_GMC at 5:52 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day sms--;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ I,m sending u 3 Flowers 4 remind ing u 3 things U, ME, & our FRIENDSHIP. -*-*-HAPPY-*-*- *FRIENDSHIP DAY* posted by RV_GMC at 4:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsU know y god made eyes in pair,ears in pair,hands in pair,legs in pair,n HEART as single?it just 2 find a heart of ur choice n make a pair..HAPPY FRNDSHP DAY.posted by RV_GMC at 4:57 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsMuskurna hi to khushi nahi hoti. Umar bitana hi to zindagi nahi hoti. Khud ko mitana padta hai dosti me kyuki dost kehna hi to dosti nhi hoti haiposted by RV_GMC at 2:46 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsWen u became my friend there ws a strike in heaven..u know y???They wer protesting y i'm being offered heaven benefits on earth b4 dying..posted by RV_GMC at 2:42 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love/friendship smsAapki dosti apki wafa hi kaafi hai,Tamaam umar ye aasra hi kaafi hai,Khin par bhi milna,mil kar muskura dena,Meri khushi k lye ye silsila kafi HaI.posted by RV_GMC at 2:37 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulPrayer is not 2 lighten ur burden but 2 strengthen ur back. Have faith in GOD. Faith dosn't moves mountains but gives the power 2 climb one!posted by RV_GMC at 2:36 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAgar zindagi me judai na hoti,to kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,sath hi guzarte har lamhe,to shayad rishto me ye gehrai aayi na hoti.!...posted by RV_GMC at 2:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKahi dhop kahi chhau yhi kudrat ke njare hai,kbhi hame bhi yad kiya kare ham bhi to tumare hai...........posted by RV_GMC at 2:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsLog kehte hai ki cigrate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi dil me kisi ki tasvir hai kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".posted by RV_GMC at 2:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsWqt guzarta raha par saansen thami si thi, hum muskurate rahe par aankhon me nami si thi,sath to sara zamana tha hamare, par na jane quon aapki kami si thi.posted by RV_GMC at 2:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsHum nazaro se dur hai ankhose nahi hum khabo se dur hain khyalo se nahi Hum dil se dur hain dadkan se nahi, hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi..posted by RV_GMC at 2:24 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsZindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:23 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsZindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:20 AM 0 comments links to this post
Motivational smsParindon ko milegi manzil ek din, yeh faile hue unke par bolte hain... Wahi log rehte hai khamosh aksr, zamane mein jinke hunr bolte hain ! Be Winner..posted by RV_GMC at 2:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulYaadein woh nahi jo tanhai me aati hain.Yaadein woh nahi jo judai me aati hain.Yaadein to woh hai jo bheed me bhi tanha kar jaati hain..posted by RV_GMC at 2:18 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAnjaneme dilgawaabaithe,ishq medhokakhhabaithe,unse kyagila kare?khataa tohumari thi,jo binaDiL walose apna dillaga baithe.!posted by RV_GMC at 2:17 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKhamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare na hote, In rukhi aankho me rangeen nazare na hote. Hum bhi na karte parwah itni agar aap itne pyare na hote.posted by RV_GMC at 2:16 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smschaman ko chaman ki bharo ne luta,sahil ko kashti or kenaron ne luta,wo to 1 hi kasam se dar gayi-hume to uski kasam deke hzaro ne luta.posted by RV_GMC at 2:15 AM 0 comments links to this post
Senti smsIf I were to be anything in this world,. I'd be ur tears!!!A, So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!posted by RV_GMC at 2:13 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love sms!Waqt to aata hai phir chala jata hai....Iska aitbar kabhi mat karna....Jo juda hokar bar-bar yaad aaye....Itna pyaar kisise kabhi mat karna....it's real!posted by RV_GMC at 2:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsKahaa se aati hai Hichkiya....Kaun fariyad karta hai......Khuda use hamesha salaamat rakhe....Jo hume itna yad karta hai....posted by RV_GMC at 2:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulAlways ask god 2 giv u wat u deserve & not wat u desire. Ur desire may b few but u deserves a lot.posted by RV_GMC at 2:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsKripya Dhyan Dein,Dhyan Dene Ke liye Shukriya..! Ab apna kaam kijiye.posted by RV_GMC atFunny smsThere is an urgent meeting in jungle, every ones there lions,tigers,cheetas@ ape but the meeting cant start b'coz the MONKEY is reading this text.posted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ohhhh...Ishq ne insan ko kya kya bana diya kisi ko kavi kisi ko kayar bana diya phoolo ka vazen nahi utha sakti thi mumtaz sahzahaan ne uspe taj mahal banva diya....posted by RV_GMC at 1:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIs umar me to aisa hota hai,Neend udti hai chain khota hai jaan jati hai dard hota hai doctor ko dikhao,Budhapa aisa hi hota hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:00 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIn love boys r like kidney and girls r like liver;if liver fails kidney fails, if kidney fails liver manages with other kidney....Its true...posted by RV_GMC at 12:57 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsA Rajasthani version of"Jony Jony yes papa"Rhyme:=Kalu kalu,kae bapu,jardo khayo,na bapu,jooth bolyo,na bapu,mundo khol,thu thu thu!posted by RV_GMC at 12:54 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsWaade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye, Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye, Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi, Maut se pehle hi dost kafan le aye...posted by RV_GMC at 12:52 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDil ka Ashiya nahi sajate,Bago mein phool nahi khilate,Hamari ek pasand se tut jayenge Hazaro dil,Yaro tabhi to Hum koi girlfriend nahi banate...!!!posted by RV_GMC at 12:43 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsJanaza mera, uth raha tha, phir bhi taklif thi unko aane me, Bewafa ghar me baithi puchh rahi thi,aur kitni der he jalane me ..posted by RV_GMC at 12:34 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsDosti to sirf itefaq hai,ye to do dilon ki mulakat hai, dosti nahi dekti din hai ki raat hai, ismein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 12:24 AM 0 comments links to this post Sunday, August 06, 2006
Friendship smsZindagi Mein Bahut SeYaar Milenge,Hum Kya Hum Se BhiAchhe Hazar Milenge,In Achho MeinHamein Na Bhula Dena,Hum Kahan AapkoBaar-Baar Milenge!posted by RV_GMC at 11:35 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsJo CHIZ mang k mile wo MANNAT he,CHAH kar mile wo CHAHAT,PAS he wo AMANAT he,DIL se mile wo REHMAT he,par AAP jaisa koi SHAKS mile wo kismat hai.posted by RV_GMC at 6:06 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsDosti ka haq hum yu ada karte hai, apeke naam ye jaan fida karte hain,Apko mile manzile phuloki ye dua sada karte hain..posted by RV_GMC at 6:02 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsJo socha wo hua nahi, Jo hua kabhi socha nahi, Kya hoga ye soch kar ghabra jate hai, bus aapka saath hai, yehi soch kar sambhal jate hai.posted by RV_GMC at 6:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKhud ko khud ki khabar na lage, koi achha b is kadar na lage, aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se, jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage......posted by RV_GMC at 5:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsTalash karoge to shayad koi mil jayega, par mujh sa dost wo kahan ban payega.Mana dosti nibhayega wo sath apke,par kaya humari tarah aap par jaan lutayega.posted by RV_GMC at 5:57 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAsman Ko nind aye to sulaye kaha ,jamin ko maut aye to dafnaye kaha,sagar me laher aye to chupaye kaha, hame apki yad aye to jaye kaha.....posted by RV_GMC at 5:55 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsWafao me meri itna asar to aaye, Jinhe dhundte hai wo nazar to aaye. Hum aayenge palak jhapakne se pehle,Aapne yaad kiya ye khabar to aaye.posted by RV_GMC at 5:53 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAaj hum unko bevafa kah aye,unke sare khato ko pani me baha aye.koi padh na le un khato ko,is dar se aaj pani me bhi aag laga aye.posted by RV_GMC at 5:52 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day sms--;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ I,m sending u 3 Flowers 4 remind ing u 3 things U, ME, & our FRIENDSHIP. -*-*-HAPPY-*-*- *FRIENDSHIP DAY*posted by RV_GMC at 4:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsU know y god made eyes in pair,ears in pair,hands in pair,legs in pair,n HEART as single?it just 2 find a heart of ur choice n make a pair..HAPPY FRNDSHP DAY.posted by RV_GMC at 4:57 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsMuskurna hi to khushi nahi hoti. Umar bitana hi to zindagi nahi hoti. Khud ko mitana padta hai dosti me kyuki dost kehna hi to dosti nhi hoti haiposted by RV_GMC at 2:46 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsWen u became my friend there ws a strike in heaven..u know y???They wer protesting y i'm being offered heaven benefits on earth b4 dying..posted by RV_GMC at 2:42 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love/friendship smsAapki dosti apki wafa hi kaafi hai,Tamaam umar ye aasra hi kaafi hai,Khin par bhi milna,mil kar muskura dena,Meri khushi k lye ye silsila kafi HaI.posted by RV_GMC at 2:37 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulPrayer is not 2 lighten ur burden but 2 strengthen ur back. Have faith in GOD. Faith dosn't moves mountains but gives the power 2 climb one!posted by RV_GMC at 2:36 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAgar zindagi me judai na hoti,to kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,sath hi guzarte har lamhe,to shayad rishto me ye gehrai aayi na hoti.!...posted by RV_GMC at 2:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKahi dhop kahi chhau yhi kudrat ke njare hai,kbhi hame bhi yad kiya kare ham bhi to tumare hai...........posted by RV_GMC at 2:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsLog kehte hai ki cigrate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi dil me kisi ki tasvir hai kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".posted by RV_GMC at 2:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsWqt guzarta raha par saansen thami si thi, hum muskurate rahe par aankhon me nami si thi,sath to sara zamana tha hamare, par na jane quon aapki kami si thi.posted by RV_GMC at 2:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsHum nazaro se dur hai ankhose nahi hum khabo se dur hain khyalo se nahi Hum dil se dur hain dadkan se nahi, hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi..posted by RV_GMC at 2:24 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsZindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:23 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsZindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:20 AM 0 comments links to this post
Motivational smsParindon ko milegi manzil ek din, yeh faile hue unke par bolte hain... Wahi log rehte hai khamosh aksr, zamane mein jinke hunr bolte hain ! Be Winner..posted by RV_GMC at 2:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulYaadein woh nahi jo tanhai me aati hain.Yaadein woh nahi jo judai me aati hain.Yaadein to woh hai jo bheed me bhi tanha kar jaati hain..posted by RV_GMC at 2:18 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAnjaneme dilgawaabaithe,ishq medhokakhhabaithe,unse kyagila kare?khataa tohumari thi,jo binaDiL walose apna dillaga baithe.!posted by RV_GMC at 2:17 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKhamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare na hote, In rukhi aankho me rangeen nazare na hote. Hum bhi na karte parwah itni agar aap itne pyare na hote.posted by RV_GMC at 2:16 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smschaman ko chaman ki bharo ne luta,sahil ko kashti or kenaron ne luta,wo to 1 hi kasam se dar gayi-hume to uski kasam deke hzaro ne luta.posted by RV_GMC at 2:15 AM 0 comments links to this post
Senti smsIf I were to be anything in this world,. I'd be ur tears!!!A, So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!posted by RV_GMC at 2:13 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love sms!Waqt to aata hai phir chala jata hai....Iska aitbar kabhi mat karna....Jo juda hokar bar-bar yaad aaye....Itna pyaar kisise kabhi mat karna....it's real!posted by RV_GMC at 2:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsKahaa se aati hai Hichkiya....Kaun fariyad karta hai......Khuda use hamesha salaamat rakhe....Jo hume itna yad karta hai....posted by RV_GMC at 2:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulAlways ask god 2 giv u wat u deserve & not wat u desire. Ur desire may b few but u deserves a lot.posted by RV_GMC at 2:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsKripya Dhyan Dein,Dhyan Dene Ke liye Shukriya..! Ab apna kaam kijiye.posted by RV_GMC at 2:03 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsLife is full of probelms Face it, Anger Dump it,Decisions Make it,i know u r good but i m Tooo.. Good accept itposted by RV_GMC at 2:01 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDosti ki kadar karte hai itna, aasman me sitare ho jitna, yakin na hoto call kar k dekhlo, baat karenge aapke mobil me balance ho jitna.posted by RV_GMC at 1:48 AM 0 comments links to this post
Cool smsSMS har pal karu to sharart hogi,har din karu to pareshani hogi,kabhi bhi nhi karu to kanjusi hogi,par dilse karu to shayad apko khushi hogiposted by RV_GMC at 1:47 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms10msgrcvd1Hi!2Gud Mrng3How r u?4Hope u r ok5Miss u!6Miss me?7Be happy!8Take care9Bye10Ab mat kehna ki SMS nahi karteposted by RV_GMC at 1:46 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIf sum 1 say u ugly b patient , if he say u fool,b relax, if he say u stupid,b cool,BUT he say u "CUTE" : to thappad mar jhoot bol raha hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:43 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIf u hav any problms- Bindas tel me, i'll help u.If u don't hav any problms-Bindas tel me, i'll create sum4u!After all, "dost hote kis liye hain.posted by RV_GMC at 1:42 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsAndhe K HathMe TORCHBehre K HathMe RADIOGunge K HathMe MIKELangde K HathMe BIKEor>BEVAKUF K HathMe MOBILEHe ishvar! Kya zamana aa gaya.posted by RV_GMC at 1:41 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDunia ki sabse dard bhari shayri-Dil me chubhi sui,dil me chubhi sui,dil me chubhi sui,woh boli 'uui uui uui uui'!!!posted by RV_GMC at 1:40 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsTere gam me tadap k mar jayenge,margaye to tera naam lenge, rabko-rishwat de k tujhe bhi bulaenge,aur-uper sath baith k kurkure khayenge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:39 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade ashchary ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai,lekin saali OURAT marne k bad b CHUDEL ki CHUDEL hi rahti hai...$....posted by RV_GMC at 1:38 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsPaji=Oy murge di tang kithe gai? Waiter=Paji murga to langda tha,paji-AUR DIL kithe gaya? Paji wo Murgi le gayi.Abe Dimag to hoga?sorry paji Murga sardar tha!posted by RV_GMC at 1:37 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsJis toofan me logo k aashiyan ooud jate hai, Ues toofan me hum aapne kapde sukhate hai. ....posted by RV_GMC at 1:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsPyar to hame bhi karna tha, Par khuch khaas hua nahi, Tajmahal to hame bhi banana tha..par afsoss ke..loan pass hua nahi.posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsUparwale ne 1 dost mere liye banaya hai,jise tere roop mai maine paya hai.tu mere dil me aise samaya hai,jaise bajre k khet me saand ghus aya hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDekha !Dekha Na???Chashma Du Kya???Dekho !Dekho !Dekh Liya??? Thik Se Dekhna Phir Mat Kehna , Ki main SMS NAHI KARTA !posted by RV_GMC at 1:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsOn this friendship day lets not think abt past,it bring tears. And not think of future,it brings fear.Live in present& drink chilled beers....cheers!!! Happy friendship dayposted by RV_GMC at 1:22 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsA dost zindgi ki asli udan abhi baki he zindgi k kai emtihan abhi baki he abhi to naapi he muuthi bhar zami aage abhi sara asma baki he.with my best wishes HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day sms=====$'$=====I am the first friend of u 2 tie the friendship band so early.. Happy friendship dayposted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsA dost zindgi ki asli udan abhi baki he zindgi k kai emtihan abhi baki he abhi to naapi he muuthi bhar zami aage abhi sara asma baki he.with my best wishes HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsFRIENDSHIP is not a DEGREE to START & FINISH within 3 or 4 Yrs,Its a LIFETIME Course Not Just 2 Study But...Also 2 FEEL & LIVE. "HAPPY F'SHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 1:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsD purpose of f'ship is nt 2 hav some1 who might complete ur lonliness, bt 2 hav some1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness..posted by RV_GMC at 1:02 AM 0 comments links to this post Saturday, August 05, 2006
Friendship day smsOne day,monday said to tuesday,to see wednesday and to ask thrusday whether friday said to saturday that next sunday is friendship day.posted by RV_GMC at 11:31 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsOne day,monday said to tuesday,to see wednesday and to ask thrusday whether friday said to saturday that next sunday is friendship day.posted by RV_GMC at 11:20 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSimilar feeling by girls aftr exam & sex: Kitna lamba tha;kash thoda time aur mil jata; phele kitna hard tha; dar lag raha tha; baad me ekdam easy ho gaya. ....posted by RV_GMC at 11:10 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKhuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi,Dilon mein chupi daulat nahin dekhi,Jo bhi kehta hai ki duriyon se mit jati hai dosti, Usne sahyad hamari dosti nahi dekhi..posted by RV_GMC at 1:47 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAap se dur kaise reh pate,dil se apko kaise bhula pate,kaash aap sapno k alawa sheeshe main base hote,khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate...posted by RV_GMC at 1:45 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsANKHO ME Q ANSU JHALAK JATE HAI, TANHAIYON ME Q GAM YAAD AATE HAIN, ANSU POCHKAR KOI BATADE HAME, DOOR REHNE WALE AKSAR Q YAAD AATE HAIN........%..$@posted by RV_GMC at 1:40 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsManzil hai dur aur safar bahut hai,Chote se is dil ko fikar bahut hai,Maar dalti kab kiye Duniya hame...Kambakht,Aap ki duaon me asar bahut Hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:39 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsMeri har khata pe naraz mat hona.Apni pyari si muskan kabhi mat khona.Sukun milta hai dekh kar apki muskurahat.Mujhe maut bi agar aaye to kabhi mat rona.posted by RV_GMC at 1:38 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAankhon ki zubaan wo samaj nahi paate,hoth magar kuch kahe nahi pate,apni bebasi kis tarah kahe hum,koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi paate...posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKabhi Dil hi me muskura kar dekhiye....Meri gazal ko gunguna kar dekhiye...Hum bhool jayenge tumhe,ek shart hai lekin,khud bhi jara hame bhula kar dekhiye.posted by RV_GMC at 1:29 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulSitaro me chand tanha jagmagata hai, Aadmiakela bhi manzil kopata hai, Gam se na ghabrana a dost, Gulab kanto k bich hi muskurata hai.....posted by RV_GMC at 1:28 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulZindagi ek raat hai..jis mein na jane kitne khwaab hai..jo mil gaya wo apna hai..jo tut gaya wo sapna hai...so Enjoy every Moment!posted by RV_GMC at 1:27 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulSilence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always. Keep smiling.posted by RV_GMC at 1:24 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsEk hi NAZAR me AAP hamare MEHMAN ban gaye,Do BATE kya ki sara JAHAN ban gaye, Paas REHKAR bhi LOG hamare ban NA sake,Dur rehkar bhi AAP hamari JAAN ban gayeposted by RV_GMC at 1:20 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsBichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge, sote hue ko khawab me kya doge, hum chahte hain umar bhar ki dosti ka waada, kaho is sawal ka jawab kya doge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:17 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smssardar-tu bata k meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere or ye bata k kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere or agar ye bata de k kis k he to murgi bhi teri. 2nd sard-HINT De.posted by RV_GMC at 1:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love/friendship smsYu to roz aapko yaad kiya karte hai, Man hi man me dekh liya karte hai, Kya hua agar aap pas nahi, Hum dil hi dil me mulakat kar liya karte hain.posted by RV_GMC at 1:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
Good night smsHo chuki raat bahut ab so bhi jayiye,jo hai dil k paas uske khayalo Me kho jayiye,kar raha hoga koi intezaar Apka,khwabo me sahi usse mil to ayiye.Good night!posted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms'' Suna hai aapki ek smile par log marte hai! so keep smiling to reduce population.... SAVE INDIA!posted by RV_GMC at 1:08 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsD purpose of f'ship is nt 2 hav some1 who might complete ur lonliness, bt 2 hav some1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness..posted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post Friday, August 04, 2006
Funny smsVo aaye te meri kabr pr diya bujha kar chal diye,kambkath diye me jo tel tha sara ser pr laga kar chal diye.posted by RV_GMC at 1:35 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsOne*special surprise*4 uso close ur eyes10987654321U cheat! u didnt close ur eyes so no surprise.only Good morningposted by RV_GMC at 1:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsU've got STYLE. U've got CLASS.U've got LOOKS.U've got FACE.U've got CHARM.U've got BRAIN. Oops! galat number pe bhej diya.posted by RV_GMC at 1:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMONEY SAYS"spend me not"TIME SAYS"waste me not"FLOWER SAYS"touch me not"STUDY SAYS"leave me not"SMS SAYS"erase me not"I SAYS"forget me not"posted by RV_GMC at 1:29 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSender:extremly cuteSender:jst 2 amazingsender:nice,kind,frndlysender:can b trustdsender:sweet,adorablesender:yes u r rite,itzposted by RV_GMC at 1:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSender:extremly cuteSender:jst 2 amazingsender:nice,kind,frndlysender:can b trustdsender:sweet,adorablesender:yes u r rite,itzposted by RV_GMC at 1:25 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsU r SweetU r CaringU r Gud lukingU r ArtistU r InteligntU r AtractiveU r SmartThoda aur "IMPROVE" karo. Kabhi na kabhi mere jaise ban jaoge..posted by RV_GMC at 1:23 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsU r SweetU r CaringU r Gud lukingU r ArtistU r InteligntU r AtractiveU r SmartThoda aur "IMPROVE" karo. Kabhi na kabhi mere jaise ban jaoge..posted by RV_GMC at 1:21 AM 0 comments links to this post
Good morning smsMORNING TIME: A cup of hot hello,a plate of crispy wishes,a spun of swet smiles n a slice of great success specially 4 u. ENJOY D Day, Gud mrng.posted by RV_GMC at 1:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.WHY?His Wife Deliverd a Baby.Doctor sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".Sardar forwarded it 2 all.posted by RV_GMC at 1:17 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsBeshaq kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko,Par khuda se badkar yar mila humko.Na rahi tamanna kisi jannat ki,Teri dosti se vo pyar mila humkoposted by RV_GMC at 1:14 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day sms=-=-=-=(*)=-=-=-=I give you this band as a sign of our friendship dont lose until u lose me. Send it to all ur friends even to me. Advance friendship dayposted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsQyamt ke din jab frishtain ne sab se kaha apne apne gunah paper pe likho.sab ne apne gunah likhe,"k achanak ap ki awaz aai .!XTRA SHEETposted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post Thursday, August 03, 2006
Funny smsMay our friendship turn into SILVER,silver into GOLD,gold into DIAMONDS,..... & may our diamonds be forever.... Then we'll sale it & take 50-50 amount.Ok?posted by RV_GMC at 1:16 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsREACTION of people who LOSE their purse;OLD man:My thousand rupees!RICH man:My credit cards!Beautiful girls:Oh RV_GMC's photo.posted by RV_GMC at 1:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsTeacher- oxygen is must for breathing & For life,it was discover in 1773 sardar-thank GOD i have born after that nahi to mar he jata.posted by RV_GMC at 1:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSardar on bike with his sister. They stop at a sinal when sum one comments: Oye kitnie sunder biwi hai! Sardar gets angry: Oye biwi hogi teri sadi te behen hai!posted by RV_GMC at 1:09 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsKoi bhi cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.Agr sundar dikhna hai to khoob rootho...Kyunki...Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to or bhi haseen hoposted by RV_GMC at 1:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsImportance of thumb- child use it 4 chewing. illiterate people use it 4 sign, winners 4 victory & my fans r using it 4 reading my msgs...posted by RV_GMC at 1:03 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsHUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO.MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI.BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK HAI,MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP dimag se.posted by RV_GMC at 1:02 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSardar had twins, he named thm tara& sitara. Again had twins&namd Peter&Repeater.again twns&namd Max&Climax.agn d same.disgusted sardar namd thm TIRED&RETIRED.posted by RV_GMC at 1:00 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsImran Hasmi ne apni grlfrnd ko pahle"AASHIQ BANAYA"phir"CHOCHLATE"me"ZEHER"dalkar"MURDER"kar diya aur kaha"KALYUG"me "AKSAR"aisa hi hota hai.posted by RV_GMC at 12:58 AM 1 comments links to this post
Funnysardar roz Hanuman murti pe matha tekta thaPujari ne badi murti ki jagah choti murti rakh di.Sardar aya aur bola"Chotu Daddy kithe hai".posted by RV_GMC at 12:55 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsJindgi me kuchbanna hai to?102030405060aise hi 60 feet gehre gaddhe me kud jao.Prince jaise hero Ban jaoge..posted by RV_GMC at 12:42 AM 0 comments links to this post Wednesday, August 02, 2006
FriendshipBichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge, sote hue ko khawab me kya doge, hum chahte hain umar bhar ki dosti ka waada, kaho is sawal ka jawab kya doge.posted by RV_GMC at 4:04 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipDil me intezar Ki lakir chhod jaenge, ankho me yado ki nami chhod jaenge, dhundte firoge hume 1 din, zindagi me 1 DOST ki kami chhod jaenge....posted by RV_GMC at 3:58 PM 0 comments links to this post
Good MorningPyari si subah mein, Pyare se panchhi, Pyare se kinare, Pyari si oas ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein, Ek Pyare se insaan ko Pyara sa din de jayein.. * Gud Morning *posted by RV_GMC at 3:53 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna,hamari yaadon ke sms zarur aayenge aap bas apna inbox khali rakhna.posted by RV_GMC at 3:48 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship3 tHINGS IN lIFE ONCE GONE WIL NVR COM BACK-time,words & opportunity.3 tHINGS IN lIFE SHOULD NVR B lOST-hope,lUv & cum on how can u 4gt me.posted by RV_GMC at 3:48 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKahan se aati hain hichkiyan...Kaun fariyad karta hai...Khuda hamesha unhen salamat rakhe,jo hamen hamesha itna yaad karta hai.posted by RV_GMC at 3:43 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipEk din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge.Mat sochna apko bhul jayenge.Bas ek bar asman k taraf dekna.Mere 'sms'sitaro par likhe nazar ayenge..posted by RV_GMC at 3:43 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMUSHKILON SE APKI MULAKAT NA HO,UDAS BAITHO KABHI AISI KOI BAAT NA HO.DUA HAI KI MEHFILON SE SAJE APKI ZINDAGI, BAS HAMEIN PUKAR LENA AGAR KOI SATH NA HO.posted by RV_GMC at 3:35 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulThe hardest moments are not when u lose something n cry, they are the ones which come when u lose somethin n still manage to smile.posted by RV_GMC at 3:32 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipTeri dosti teri wafa hi kafi he,Tamam umar ye Asra hi kafi he,Jaha kahi bi milo mil-k muskra dena,Mere Jine-k lie ye silsila hi kafi hai.posted by RV_GMC at 3:28 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny21 yr. girl-Dr. sahab tabiyat kharab hai. Dr.-Andar jao aur kapde utar kar late jao.pora checkup karna padega. G- Mera nahi Mummy ka. Dr.-Maaji mooh kholiye.posted by RV_GMC at 3:25 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyAaj khush to bohot hoge tum,kyonkibarish jo ho rahi haiAurbarish meinsabi MENDAK khush hi hote hai.posted by RV_GMC at 3:23 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyBefore ujudge a person,walk a mile inhis shoes.After dat,.....who cares?.He"s a mile away & d shoes r urs. So run!posted by RV_GMC at 3:21 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyYeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise samne khade ho aurPOONCH HILA rahe ho..!.!posted by RV_GMC at 3:18 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny>---->>---->Ja meri missile ja,Jo muje sms na kare unke Dimagme ghusja Aur bad me fat ja<----posted by RV_GMC at 12:43 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyJise koyel samjha, vo kauwa nikla, Dosti ke nam per hauwa nikla ,Jo roka karte the hume sharab piney se, sala uski jeb se hi pauaa nikla.posted by RV_GMC at 12:40 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyToday is Donald Duck's birthday so wish him a very happy birthday by sending a msg to every cartoon as i did..posted by RV_GMC at 12:34 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyKya ho gayaKuch chahiye?Kya dhundh rahe hai?SMSROZ ROZ LANGAR LAGA HAI KYA?posted by RV_GMC at 12:29 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyWhat is the reason of the problem between Saas & Bahu?Underwear!Mom has spent 5 yrs helping her son to wear it, but wife pulls it down in 5 seconds!posted by RV_GMC at 12:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyAati ho galiyo me hir ki tarah.samai ho dil me teer ki tarah.lagti ho meethi kheer ki tarah.bhik mangwaogi mujhse tum fakir ki tarah.posted by RV_GMC at 12:15 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyKBC,2nd(English)Amitabh:Ur last question 4 1 crore..Watz ur dads name?Sardar:(laughs)Amitabh:Why ru laughing?Sardar:U didn't giv option.posted by RV_GMC at 12:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
LoveGod does everything with purpose. He created you, a beautiful angel, without wings only to make you stay with me forever.posted by RV_GMC at 12:10 AM 0 comments links to this post Tuesday, August 01, 2006
FriendshipKnock on my heart & the door will be opened for cute friend.ButThis doesnt apply to U!So U don't knock anymore.CozU are already inside itposted by RV_GMC at 11:58 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipTumse door rahkar tumhe miss kiya hamne.tumhare liye god se wish kiya hamne.tumhari yaad jab aayi to bade pyar k sath sms kiya hamne.posted by RV_GMC at 11:54 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipOpen ur door when u r alone. Open ur heart when u feel sad. But dont open ur hand when u need a frnd bcoz i am already holding ur hand.posted by RV_GMC at 11:49 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipZindgi kisi ki Amanat Nahi Hoti.Amanat Ki yanha hifazat Nahi Hoti.Khud Ko Bachakar Rakhna Ae Dost Meri Dosti Ki Kaid Me Zamamat Nahi Hotiposted by RV_GMC at 11:45 PM 0 comments links to this post
LoveSaans lene se teri yad aati hai,na lene se meri jaan jati hai, kaise keh doon sirf saans se main zinda hoon,Qambakht saans bhi to teri yaad ke baad aati hai.posted by RV_GMC at 11:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
DostiGajal ki zarurat mehfil me hoti hai pyar ki zarurat dil me hoti hai bin dost ke adhuri hai ye zindgi kyunki dost ki zarurat har pal hoti hai .posted by RV_GMC at 11:37 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyLatest rhymes in SCHOOL.Twinkle twinkle little STAR,I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.So drink a pauva with pappad FRY.posted by RV_GMC at 6:47 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyThis time i m sure about what i feel & i m gonna say it....ii li loi lovi lovei love yi love yoi love yoga. it keeps us healthy.posted by RV_GMC at 6:45 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyApki ada,Apki smile,Apka chehra,Apka chalna,Apka bolna,Apka sharmana,Apki ankhen,Apka andaaz ....UFF KOI CHEEZ TO SAHI HOTI 0! ! !posted by RV_GMC at 6:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyROZ logo se tere pange honge.ROZ tere ghar me dange honge.AGAR muje sms nahi kiya to yad rakhna,tere 12bachche honge or sare lafange honge.?posted by RV_GMC at 6:38 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyJAB BARISH HOTI HAI TUM YAD AATE HO,JAB KALI GHATA CHATI HAI TUM YAAD AATE HO JAB HUM BHEEGTE HAI TUM YAD AATE HO..AB BATAO MERA CHAATA KAB DOGE?posted by RV_GMC at 6:34 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyWOH TERE LABON KI AJAB SI MUSKAN,WO ADHURA SA PALKON KA JHUKNA,MATHE PE ADHURE SE SHIKAN, TERI TIRCHHI NAZARYE oR KUCH NHIBELL'S PALSY Heposted by RV_GMC at 6:29 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyChand par kali ghata chati to hogi, taron ko bhi nind ati to hogi.Lakh chopao tum magar akele main apko, apni shakal par hansi ati to hogiposted by RV_GMC at 6:27 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyVishvas rakhna meri dosti par,Hum akhir tak dosti nibaynge,Zarurat padi agar dosti me imtihaan dene ki,To Tum exam dena hum chit fekne ayenge.posted by RV_GMC at 6:25 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyMere sms mile KYA?AGAR NAHI TO LOSMS SMS SMSYe Lo Chhote-2smssms sms sms smsYE LO,REMIX SMS:SmS sMs sMSab sabk reply bhejo.posted by RV_GMC at 6:14 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyNew punishment 4 mobile owners Miss call K Liye jail. Sms k Liye Faasi. Call K Liye Umarkaid Tum mat Daar KANJUSO Ko To "1 LAKH KA INAAM Hai GMposted by RV_GMC at 6:11 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKhuda ne dost ko dost se milaya, doston ke liye dosti ka rishta banaya, par kahate hai dosti rahegi uski kayam,jisne dosti ko dil se nibhaya.posted by RV_GMC at 6:09 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipTamannao se bhari ho zindgi,khawhishon se bhara ho har pal... Daman bhi chota lage itni khushiyan de aapko aane vala kal...posted by RV_GMC at 6:04 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipDo lamhon se bani hai ye "zindagi" ek khushi aur ek gum...do logon se bani hai ye "dosti" ek "aap" aur ek "hum"! iposted by RV_GMC at 6:02 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipUs din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, jis din aapko apne hathon se banaya hoga, usne bhi bahaye honge ansu, jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga.posted by RV_GMC at 5:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMoney says earn me lot.Time says'plan me lot.Flower says'lov me lot.studdy says'learn me lot.SMS says send me lot& a frnd says forget me notposted by RV_GMC at 5:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMoney says earn me lot.Time says'plan me lot.Flower says'lov me lot.studdy says'learn me lot.SMS says send me lot& a frnd says forget me notposted by RV_GMC at 5:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulIs patthar ki Duniyame aksar dil tut jaya karte hai,Aankhen b sambhal kar band karna mere dost,Palko k bich b sapne tut jaya karte hai...posted by RV_GMC at 5:54 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKahin andhera to kahi sham hogi, Meri har khushi tere naam hogi, Kuch maang ke to dekh humse, Honthon pe hansi aur hatheli pe jaan hogi.posted by RV_GMC at 5:51 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulIs kadar na har baat yaaron se pucho,Jo baat raaz ki ho,ishaaro se pucho,Lehro se khelna to samandar ka shouk hai,Lagti hai chot kaisi,Kinaro se poochho..posted by RV_GMC at 5:48 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulNaamo ko kaun yaad rakhta hai,log chehro ko bhul jaate hai.Tum samandar ki baat karte ho,log aankho me dub jaate hai.posted by RV_GMC at 5:46 PM 0 comments links to this post
LoveTo Love someone is madness and 2 be luved by someone is a gift,loving someone who loves u is duty, but being loved by someone whom u luv is LIFE...posted by RV_GMC at 5:43 PM 0 comments links to this post
Good morningPyari si morning mein, pyari si oos ki bunde, pyari si koyal ki awaz, pyari si hawaoo mein subse pyare dost ko Suprabhat !!GOOD MORNING.posted by RV_GMC at 2:48 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyABCD ATI HAI... AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI . . .. A-AristocrateB-BagpiperC-ContessaD-Director specialE-Eight PmF-Fun dropG-God fatherH-HaywardsI-Imperial blueJ-Joney walkerK-King fisherL-Lime dropM-Mughal monarch N Nicolase No !O-Old monkP-Peter scotR-Royal stagS-SignatureT-Teacher's scottU-Uni boulV-Vat 69W-White hallX-XXX rumY-YankeyZ-ZingaroBhagwan sada aapko tunn rakhe.....posted by RV_GMC at 2:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
MotivationalWining horse dsnt know why it runs in race.it runs bcoz of beats&pain.life is a race;god is ur rider.So if u r in pain then think,GOD wants u to win...posted by RV_GMC at 2:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyMunna Bhai:Abey Circuit ye bata,agr bina daanto ka kutta kaate to kya krne ka?Circuit:Simple h bhai,bole to bina sui k 14 injection lene ka.posted by RV_GMC at 2:13 AM 0 comments links to this post
Senti* Mein roya pardes mein, bhiga maa ka pyaar..Dukh ne dukh se baat ki bin chitthi bin taar.. *posted by RV_GMC at 2:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
LoveUnki mohobbat k abhi nishan baki hai,Nam lab par hai abhi jaan baki hai,Kya hua dekh kar muh fair lete hain woh,Tasalli to hai ki chere ki pehchan baki hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyMe-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Ahista bolo yaha tak awaj aa rahi haiposted by RV_GMC at 2:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyGabbar-Are O Sambha!Ye SMS padne wala Insan hai ke Langur? Sambha-Sardar agar reply kiya to Insan,nahi kiya to Langur.Abhi pata Chal jayega.posted by RV_GMC at 2:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
Posted by Anup Nair at 4:01 AM 0 comments
With my 1 heart.. 2 eyes.. 5 litter bloodâ€¦206 bones.. 1.2 million red cells.. 60 trillion D.N.A.â€™s.. I wish u â€œvery GOOD DAYâ€�â€¦!
FRIENDSHIP is:=, vast likeâ€¦â€�Universeâ€� , Deep like.. â€œOceanâ€�, high like.. â€œSkyâ€�, strong like.. â€œIronâ€�, kind like.. â€œMotherâ€�, cute likeâ€¦â€�Meâ€�, and sweet like..â€�Uâ€�!
10 messages received, 1, HI, 2, Hello, 3, I miss U, 4 How r U?, 5, hope ur fine, 6, keep smilling, 7, Take Care, 8, God bless U, 9, Be happy, 10, Gud night.!
I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you
you konw what? I like u!! you know why?becoz u r dâ€™best,you know why?in ur own simple ways ,u make me feel special u know when?since the day we became=f=r=n=d=s=
Dear Customer,We would like to inform you that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing u a lot. Thank you.Sender:Helpline
Vacancy Post-True Friend.Eligiblity-Loving & caringDuty-To loveExperience-Not reqiured.Salary- Never Ending Love.Joining-Immediately.Are you interestedâ€¦
Eveything in this world is so fine, but everything in this world is not mine, but there is one thing that is pure & divineâ€¦ ur friendship & lucky to be mineâ€¦
Sabse intelligent koun: TUMsabse smart koun: TUMsabse strong koun: TUMin sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUMLekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:HUM TUM
Sabse intelligent koun: TUMsabse smart koun: TUMsabse strong koun: TUMin sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUMLekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:HUM TUM
Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story.It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friendwith beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality& stylish looks. So learn to value me!
Sometimes in life we think we don"t need anyone.But sometime we don"t have anyone when we need...So don"t let your best buddies go ever...
When does a friend become a best friend?When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into"I will kill you if you don"t care for me"
Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it.Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it.Write your name on hearts of your friends,thats where it will stay.
The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you,but again he is the only one who feels your pain.
For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa...butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake...water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree..a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA,IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ STRONG LIKE ROKE,IT IZ KIND LIKE MOTHER, AND IT IZ SWEET LIKE U.
FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA,IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ STRONG LIKE ROKE,IT IZ KIND LIKE MOTHER, AND IT IZ SWEET LIKE U.
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Minutes r small,Hrs are less,Days are short,Months are few,Years r not enough to be with you,i can take 10 more Briths if I get a cool friend like you

Few realation in Earth Never Die.Want to know What is it ? Read again..(F) Few (R) Realation (I) In (E) Earth (N) Never (D) Die
The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track.They never meet but has go together to save the derailmentof the Train called Friendship.
In The Flower My Rose Is You,In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,In The Sky My Moon Is You,I"m Only Body My Heart Is You,That"s Why I Always MISS YOU
Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art....It has no survival value; rather it is one of those thingsthat give value to survival.
Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn"t start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow,yesterday, today and everyday.
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dontyou leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said doesur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
Age appears to be best in some things.Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read.Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW,lovingly touched it which turned in to u,and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
God picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW,lovingly touched it which turned in to u,and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.
F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!..I: ISLAND of GOD!..E: END of SoRROW!..N: NAME of HOPE!..D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING!dats YOU my FRIEND..
;";;/ ("v")"; /";"//;./ "v" "./ %./is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!
A deep friend is like rainbow,when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
FRIENDSHIP isn"t how U forGet but how U forGive,Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand,Not what U see but how U feel,and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one.U sacrifice A lot To keep them.I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u...tbut in my HEART I swear I"m keeping U..
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits.As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
Its not an achievement to make 1000"s friends in a year,but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000"s years.
To live a life i need heartbeat,2 have heartbeat i need a heart,2 have heart i need happiness,to have happiness i need a friend,and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dontyou leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur skyever leave u when u dont shine.
FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn"T Be BoUgHtOr SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iSFaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!
Without humor, life sux.Without courage, life is hard.Without love, life is hopeless.Without friends like you, life is impossible!
I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling,but I realised tat loving a friend is even better,we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.
Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.Face is a book, try 2 read it.Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it& Friendship is like a mirror never break it!
Friendship is a language spoken by heart...not written on paper, not given by pledge...it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...Take Care...
There is "And" bitween Sky and Earth, But there isnothing bitween Me and You,but this "And" bitween Meand You is "Anybody Not Disturb
If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest,if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,If u are a Star u r the Brightest,and since u r my "FRIEND" u r the "BEST"!!!!!!!!!
A friend gives hope when life is low,a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,a friend is honest, a friend is true.A friend is precious a friend is u
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT".When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION".Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
We met it was Luck!We talked it was CHANCE!We became friends it was DESTINY!We are still friends it is FAITH!We will always be friends its a PROMISE!
Friends are like shoes,some loose some tight,some fit just right,they help u as u walk through life.thanks for being my size!
Koi dost aisa banaya jaye,jiske aasuo ko palko me chupaya jaye,rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa,agar wo rahe udas to hamase bi na muskuraya jaye
girl: what do you like in me?boy: Those two white big balls having black dots in it...girl: what???boy: yes i like your eyes. its really beautiful
Sweetness can be defined without honey.
Fragnance can be defined without Rose.
But, friendship can"t be defined without YOU.
Friend is one, who(F)inds you in a(R)ush of people,(I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your(E)motions and(N)ever leaves you till(D)eath.
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof,it never has a happy ending too simply cozit doesn"t end as long as friends r true, just like U!
If ur friendship be money, I"ll be richest man.If ur friendship be pounds, I"ll be heaviest man.If ur friendship be luv, I"ll be luckiest man.But ur friendship is trust & I"m the happiest man
I have open n emotional bank account in my heart.Plz deposit ur FRIENDSHIP in it.I make u sure that U will receive interest as long as I am live
Not the lack of love,but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
One tree can start a forest,One Smile can start Friendship ,One touch can show luv n care,& One friend like u can make life worth-living!
If u drop me, i "ll break, If u hold me, i "ll shake,If u need me, i"ll hurry, If u don"t call me, i "ll worry,If u hurt me, i"ll cry, but friend , If u leave me, i "ll die...
When God open the windows of Heaven he saw me & asked"what is ur wish 2 day?"i said "Lord Take Care of the Dear One who is reading this SMS"!
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day!7 Sweet day! makes 1 Sweet week!4 Sweet weaks make 1 seet month1 Sweet person like u meakes the life sweet!
What is the difference between BLOOD and FRIEND.BLOOD enters the heart and flows out.But FRIEND enter the HEART and Stays inside Forever.
Never abandon an old friend...you"ll never find one who can take his place,friendship is like wine it gets better as it grow older.
We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care,we laugh with whom we enjoy & we become angry with whomwe feel is our own. That"s Friendship, that"s Luv
A truly toching frnd understands wen u say im sad,forgives wen u say im sorry,feels hapy wen u say i luv u,smiles wen u say i mis u.but dies wen u say forget me
Longest Love Is Mothers Love....Shortest Love Is Others Love....Sweetest Loves Is Lovers Love...But Strongest Love Is Friends Love...
Keep me as a friend and I will keep you in my heartand lock it up.I"ll throw away the key so that no one can take you away from me
I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling,but I realized that loving a friend is even better.We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends
IfA is 1B is 2C is 3.....................Z is 26 thenL+O+V+E=54AndF+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P=108.Interesting hai naa...Friendship is twice stronger than Love...
friends may be old friends may be new.real friends are very few.so when ever you are rember one thing thatsome one may be thing oo you.....
Friends r like street lights along the road.They don"t make the distance any shorter,but they light up the path & make the walk worthwhile
Friends are those who take care without any hesitation,Who remember you without limitation andWho love you without any communication.
F R I E N D S H I P,;*"*;, is like*; ,;* a__)(____ TRee.....It is not MEASUREDby how TALL it could be,but how deeply the roots have grown
True friends are rare to findTrue friends are always very kind.True friends are ornaments so beautifulTrue friends always make us cheerful.True friends are the work of perfectionTrue friends give us right directionTrue friends always shine like moonTrue friends are the greatest boon
Life is a railway station, where love is a train,it will come and go any time, but freindship is a track,it will remain.........................for ever.
if it is Head means. You are my friend. If it isTail means. I am your Friend...!
6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred;Free your mind from worries; Live simply;Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND
How friends break? both frnd will think the other isbusy and will not contact thinking it may be disturbing .As time passes both will think let the other contact.After that each will think y should i contact.Here ur love will be converted to hate.Finally with out contact the memmory becomes weak.They forget each other .Finally 1 fine day they willmeet and blame 1 another.So keep in touch with all our frnds
Meaning of Friendship :F-------FOREVERR-------RESPONCIBLEI--------INTELLIGENTE-------EAGER TO MAILN-------NICED-------DIVINES--------SIMPLEH-------HEARTLYI--------INTERSTEDP-------PEACEFUL
There is a gift that gold cannot buy,a blessing dats rare & true, dats =the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u
Words begin with ....A....B....C....Number begin with....1....2....3....Music begin with....SA....RE....GA....BUT....?FRIENDSHIP begins with....""You&Me""
Leave SOMETHING for friend..
Never Leave FRIEND for something..
coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u butFRIENDS will always live with u
If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower.If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour.If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree.If u need a friend, u already have me.
When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reachda end of da road.. But when u r walking with me,I wish the road never ends..
Friend"s forever..
Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge,tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge.Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi,milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.
Making a million friends is not a miracle,the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by youwhen millions are against you.
Whenever I look at my palm,I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines mademe so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
Friendship is vast like Universe,deep like Ocean, high like Sky,strong like Iron, kind like Mother,cute like Me, and sweet like U!
A friend is like gas blown from the ass,which creates noise n nuisance to othersbut gives me a great comfort.Thanks for being gas of my ass.
1 Advice- Donâ€™t change,1 request- take care,1 wish- Don"t forget me,1 Lie- I hate U,1 truth- I Miss U,1 hope- We"ll always be Gud Friends.
Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen.Don"t make friends bfore understanding &don"t break a friendship after misunderstanding.
Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge,kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge.Aitbaar zara soch kar karna,mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.
I canâ€™t find a reason why God gave U to me,but that is not the question to b asked;May b the question is how did God knew thatI needed a friend like U.
Ek achha dost agar 100 baar roothe to use 100 baar manao,kyunki keemti motiyon ki maala jitni baar hbi tooteuse pirona hi padta hai..
Hamaare to daaman mein kaanto ke siva kuch nahin.Aap to phoolon ke kharid-daar nazar aate hain.Jahan mein kitne dost mile hume par sabse acheaap nazar aate hain..
Tum banke dost aise aye zindagi me,ke hum ye zamana hi bhool gaye,tumhe yaad aye na aye hamari kabhi,par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhool gaye.
Andhere me rasta banana mushkil hota hai.Tufan mein deepak jalana mushkil hota hai.DOSTI kisi se bhi kar lena mushkil nahi,Ise bas nibhana mushkil hota hai..
Apki dosti Ki ek nazar chahiye,dil hai beghar use ek ghar chahiye,bas yuhi sath chalte raho e dost,yeh dosti hamein umar bhar chahiye
Aasman humse naraaz hai....,taaron ka gussa behisab hai..Log humse jalte hain..Kyunki chand se pyara DOST hamare paas hai

Posted by Anup Nair at 3:17 AM 0 comments

Wat is d main reason for India
losing in d World Cup?
Mrs.Indira Gandhi
How?
coz she was d one who created
Bangladesh!

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Maana ki "pyaar" ka pehla akshar hi adhura hai
Lekin 'pyaar' me se 'p' ko nikal do to 'yaar' reh jata hai
aur aap jaisa yaar ho to zindagi se pyaar ho jata hai
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Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat
kaun ho tum batlao..
Khwaab ho tum ya koi haqeeqat
kaun ho tum batlao...
Jagaao jagaao... Nescafe pilaao !!
Yeh Exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rehte hai jo nigaho se door,
Sale wahi Question compulsory hote hai...

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Arz kiya hai....
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Laila ki shadi mey lafda ho gaya
Majnu itna naacha,ki langda ho gaya!!
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Hum tum dono jab mil jayenge,
Ek naya itihaas banayenge,
Aur agar hum naa mil paaye toh,
Kisi aur ke itihaas ko padh lenge..!!
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Emotional Comedy:
Dil ko pata tha wo zarur ayegi,
dil ko pata tha wo jarur ayegi..
par kabhi socha na tha ke surprise
mey wo apna Husband saath layegi
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Dekh Ke Roop Tera Suhana
Yaad Agaya Dadi Amma Ka Khil Khilana..
Itni Hogayi Ho Tum Purani..
Ab To Bas Kardo Ladko Ko Patana..!!
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Mudkar na dekh mujhe,
yun haste haste,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,
keh denge BHABHI Namaste

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chaal teri morni jaisi
awaaz teri koyel jaisi
gussa tera sherni jaisa
ankhein teri hirni jaisi
dimag tera lomdi jaisa.
kitna achha hota agar 2-3
adatein insaano wali bhi hoti to!
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Mangta hun toh deti nahi ho
JAWAB MERI BAAT KA

Deti ho toh khada ho jata hai
ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyun bolti ho k dheere se daalo
BALON ME PHOOL GULAB KA
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kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din toh kal kaali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hai
ye msg ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega
jab tak free sms ka saath hai..!!
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Bahut kuch lut chuka mera tujhse
ishq farmane ke baad
bahut kuch lut chuka mera tujhse
ishq farmane ke baad.
isliye main apne kamre ki har ek
cheez check kakta hun
tere aane se pehle, aur tere jane ke baad.
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College ki galiyon mey ajeeb khel hota hai
Class ke bahane dilon ka mel hota hai,
Padne ki jagah luvmail hota hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai..!
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Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka ajab ending tha,
izhaar-e-mohabbat kiya tha SMS se,
jo unki Shaadi tak pending tha..!!
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Charcha hai Ab aap haseeno ka didar nahi karte
Aisa nahi ki aap unse pyar nahi karte
Darte hai kharcha-bekaabu na ho jaye
kahin mohabat par bhi tax lagu na ho jaye
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Ladka apni dilruba se puch raha hai
Kya pyar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mey bolta hai
Abey patli gali pakad
peeche uska baap hai
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Naari ke chakkar mey
bhool na jaana yaari
Jab chod degi naari toh
yaad ayegi hamari..
Purush bachao samiti ki
taraf se Janhit mein jaari..!
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Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,
bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!
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Twinkle twinkle little star
Teri girlfriend gayi bazaar
Uss ko mil gaya doosra yaar
Ab tu baith kar makhiyaan maar
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Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So?
What's the big deal?
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Jab hota hai tera didar
Dil dhadakta hai baar-baar
Jab hota hai tera didar
Dil dhadakta hai baar-baar
Aadat se majboor hun..
tum jane kab maang lo udhaar!
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Zindagi mein kabhi tension na lena,
bindaas hoke 'I Love U' kehna
Agar rose k badle sandal mile,toh kehna
'Pyari Behna sada khush rehna...'

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Dekhkar Tajmahal bola ShahJehan
ka pota
Dekhkar Tajmahal bola ShahJehan
ka pota
Apna bhi Bank Balance hota
agar Daada deewana na hota!
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Meri nazar mey tum duniya k sabse
sache dost ho.
yakin nahi hai tho suraj ki
roshni ki kasam...
Aila! Andhera kaise ho gaya?
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Jab Apko uparwale Ne Banaya Hoga,
Tab Usko Bhi Bahut Mazaa Aya Hoga.
Hasi Di Bachon Wali
Surat Di Bholi Bhali
Mizaaz Diya Cool
aur Dimaag gaya bhool..!
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Dil ki baat dil mey mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usey ILU kehna.
Agar wo gusse mey aa jaye to darna mat,
Raakhi nikaalna aur kehna
'Pyari Behna' milti rehna.
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Tum Apun Ko Itna SmS Karta Hai!
Apun Ko REPLY Karne Ko Majboor Karta Hai!
Kya Iske Peeche Koi PLAN Hai?
Ya Auro Ki TarAh Tum Bhi Apun Ka FAN Hai?
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Mera dil hain titanic ship nahin, mera dil hain titanic ship nahin,
sirf ek ke liye jagah hain,
hazaroon ke liye nahin!
>
exam shuru hote hi tension ka sama hota hai,
ashi masoom mein hi to pyarr jawa hota hai,
likh nahi pate hai paper pe kuch bhi,
yeh fashana to marksheet pe bayan hota hai.
>
Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega...
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega?

>
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
>
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hai,
tum bin bahut akele hai,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hai,
dekho hum kitne wele hai
>

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

>
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
.
>
Ho gayi galti humse,
click ho gaya Mouse!
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo,
ban jaao meri Spouse!
>
2 birds sitting on a tree.
A shikari came & shot 1 of them.
The other flew away.. why?
Saala POLICE ke lafde me kaun padega??
>

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole 'Darling,how ru?'
Na karo to bole 'Brother,who ru?.

>
Unka aashiyan dil mey basa rakha hai,
unki yaadon ko seene se laga rakha hai
Pata nahin aap hi yaad aate hai kyon?
Dost to humne hazaaron ko bana rakha hai!
>
Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uthja yaar,
up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky,
uthke jaldi PEE LE CHAI,
then u call and say me HI!
>
Duniya me bewafaon ki kami nahi
Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo..
aata hai USHA k saath
rehta hai KIRAN ke saath
jata hai SANDHYA ke saath
aur sota hai NISHA ke saath.!
>
Hoton se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Ab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai,
Aur saanson mey aag ab tak hain..
Aur kyon na ho?
Khayi Bhi to 'HARI MIRCH' hai!
>
Macchar aur makkhi ki ho gayi shaadi
Pehli raat se ho gayi macchar ki barbadi
kehta hai ki meri kismat khoti hai
kyunki makkhi JET lagakar Soti Hai..!
>
Unki gali se hum nikle..
Ajeeb ittefaq tha...
Phool to pheka unhone...
Lekin..
Gamla bhi saath tha..!
>
Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
har chehre me kuch Khaas hai,
apse dosti yunhi nahi kar baithe,
kya kare hamari pasand hee kuch KHAAS hai
>
Moon ne Band ki Lighting,
Sun ne shuru ki shining
Murge ne di hai warning
ki ho gayi hai Morning,
toh Hum bhi bol de aap ko
Good Morning!
>
Mausaam mastana
dil hai deewana,
Aise may tum..
Aise may tum..
Tum..
Haan tum,tum,
Lux se do baar nahakar aana..!
>
1 dost ne apne dost ko janmdin
par fevicol gift kiya
Ispar uske dost ne yeh gaana gaaya
'Dushman na kare dost ne vo kaam kiya hai
Umr bhar ka GUM hame inaam diya hai.'
>
Shaadi se pehle
Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad
Baaki sab Sukhi Ho Jayenge

>
Nikah ke pehle
chal chaiyya chaiyya
Nikah ke baad
aah ab laut chale..!

>
Zuban khamosh ho jati hai
jab tum samne ati ho
Dil zor-zor se dhadakta hai
jab nigahe milati ho
Sans ruk jati hai
jab tum hasti ho
Bhoot ho kya jo darane
chali ati ho.
>
Apke liye film me baat ki hai
Chhota sa role hai,
John Abraham apko paani me le jayega.
Film ka naam hain..
GAYI BHAINS PANI ME
>
Aap Bahut door tak jaoge
aap Bahut door tak jaoge
Pata hai kyon?
kyonki jahan bhi jaoge
log kahenge chal chal aage ja.
>
Namskar! Aajka tapmaan 44
degree hone ki sambhavna hai.
Kripya apne demaag wali jagah pe
baraf (ice) laga k rakhe kyunki
BHUSA JALDI AAG PAKDTA HAI..!
>
If U Love Someone,
Just Dont Tell It
.
.

Bcoz issmey us masoom ki kya
galti hai,
woh kyon sazaa bhugtey?
>
Most Innocent Dhamki:
As d thief was leaving d house,
D kid woke up & sed 2 d Thief -
'Mera School Bag bhi lekar jao Varna,
Main Mummy ko utha doonga.
>
Pichkari ki Dhaar,
Gulaal ki bauchaar,
Apno ka pyaar,
Yehi hai yaaron holi ka tyohaar.
Happy Holi..!!
>
True Bravery:
2 arrive hme..fully drunk.
A late night out & Mom
waitin with Jhaadu & u ask:
>
' Hey Mom abhi tak safaai kar
rahi ho? '..!!
>
Hum ho gaye tumhare bohut sochne k baad
Ab kisko dekhein tumhe dekhne k baad
Dunya chod denge tujhe chodne k baad
Khuda maaf karey.. itna jhoot bolne k baad..!
>
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega
Chand Lamhon Mey Exam Sar Pe Ajayega
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo
Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwaye Ga?
>
Tum chale gaye to
bagh se titliyaan chali gayi.
Phool murjha gaye aur
Patte bhi jhad gaye
Ab toh Garden Mey
Paani Dalne aaja RAMU
>
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,
Jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Bheegi main phir bhi teri yaad aayi,
Ab nahin raha jata,
CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...

.

Kaoun thavo jo aya zindagi me ek band lifafa lekar!
Apna bananae khuda ne bheaj deya ek pari ko dosti ka paigam dekar!!
Jamanae ki sari khushi apne daman me sameatkar!!!
Apnoo ke beach eak raazdar bane rahneka inam lekar!!!!
Logo ki nazar se doston ko bachanae, Allaha ne bhaeja usko "MAHI" banakar!!!!!

>
Dil mein Khuda hai,Program mein Mazaa hai,Andaaz bhi Judaa hai,
Dosti mein Wafaa hai,Isiliye to "MAHI" ji hum aap par Fidaa hain.
>

Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
apka pyar hamesha is dil me rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho.!

>
Khuda bhi najane kaise kaise rishte
bana deta hai, Jin ko hum kabhi jaante bhi nahi the, Unko jaan se bhi pyaara bana deta hai.
>
Wo Waqt wo lamhe Kuch ajeeb Honge Duniya me hum khush Naseeb honge Door se jab Itna Yaad karte hai aapko Kya Hoga Jab aap humare Kareeb honge?
>
According 2 newtons law sugar melts in water. A Kind request 4 u is dont walk in rain Bec., "Ill miss a sweet friend like u".
>

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi ha

>
Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai,
pade bhi to kya pade yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai
>
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai, yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai, dono mein farakh sirf itna hai, lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
>
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane, Dil tute to Maikhane bane, Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein.. Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...
>

Aap hi se dosti
Aap hi ka intezar
Aap hi se milne ko
Dil reheta hai bekarar
Aap ki ye saadgi
Aap ka ye pyar
Jeevan bhar na bhul payenge
Is dosti ko mere yaar

>
Na BOTTEL me,
Na JAAR me,
Na HOTEL me,
Na BAR me,
Na BIKE pe,
Na CAR me,
Ab to din guzarta hai apke ke SmS ke INTEZAR me.
>
pyar ka nasha aankhon pe cha jaye
baat kuch bi na ho pr nam usi ka aye
>
Ishq aisa karo ki dharkn mein bs jaye
saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aye.
>
Baadal garaja magar barasaat nahi aayi, Dil dhadaka magar aawaj nahi aayi, Pura din gujarane ko hai dost,
Kya ek baar bhi meri yaad nahi aayi...
>
Nazar humari,
Nazar tumhari,
Nazar ney dilki nazar utari.....
Nazar ney dekha nazar ko aisey,
Key kavi nazar na lagey,
Dosti ko humari....
>
Apni zindagi main muj ko Shareek samjna.. Koi Gham Aa Jai tou Kareeb Samjna..
>
Daey Dengay Muskrahtain Ansoo kay badlay main ..
Magar hazaroo ! Dostoo main thora Aziz samjana ..
>
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
>
Pal bhar mein tut jaye woh Kasam nahi, Apko bhul jaye woh Hum nahi,
Tum hume bhul jao is baat me dum nahi, kyonki Tum hume bhul jao itne bhi bure hum nahi…
>
Log mohabt ko khuda ka nam dete hai,
agr koi krta hai to ilzam dete hai,
kehte hai ki pathardil roya nahi karte,
to pahado se jharne kyon gira karte hain!
>
college ki galyoon main ajeeb khail hota hai,
class k bahane dilon ka mail hota hai,
notes ki jagah love exchange hota hai,
isi liye to her aashiq her saal fail hota hai..
>
Khuvabo me aayenge hum sms ki trah.
Dil me bus jayege hum rington ki trah.
Pyar hamara kbhi kum na hoga balanc ki trah.
Par tum busy na rhna network ki trah
>
Eak to apse mulakaat nahi hoto.
Phir hoti hai to baat nahi hoto.
SMS karke dil nahin bharta kyunki
usmein tumhari Awaj nahin hoti!
>
Pyar karne ka andaaz ana chahiye,
yaad karne ke liye mithi yaad Ani chahiye,
Aap roz call karo ya na karo,
vpar pyara sa SmS roz ana chahiye...
>
Chala ja msg tu banke gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab
agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas
samaj lena k hamare liye waqt
hi nahi hai unke pass.
>
Na chaaho kisiko itna ki,
Tumhari chaahat tumhari majboori banjaye,
Par chaho kisi ko itna,
Ki tumhari chahat uske liye zaroori banjaye
>
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lagay
Koi Achha Bhi Is Qadar Na Lagay
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Say
Jis Nazar Say Aap Ko Nazar Na Lagay
>
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,
Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...
Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,
Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...
>
Phoolon Ki Mahek Ko Churaya Nahi Jata
Suraj Ki Kirno Ko Chupaya Nahi Jata
Kitni Bhi Duriya Hon Doston Mein
Aap Jaisa Dost Bhulaya Nahi Jata
>
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye,
aur unke haath peele ho gaye
>
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja haiAn old man stared @ a guy wid red,green
n blue hair.
Guy asked:Wat oldie,nevr done
nothng wild?
Oldie: F*cked a peacock once..
Wonderin if ur my son!!
Luv ur luv in such a way
tht she finds no bettr place
than ur heart 2 stay
But if she stil manages
2 get away
Srry Dude,
its time 2 turn G*Y!!
On a wedding nght a nervous Husband
tells his Wife
'Im just 5 Ft 6 inches!
& ur..?'
Wife: 'Forget the 5ft.Lets
Concentrate on d 6 inches!..
What indicates the color of panty?
Black: Sexy
Blue: Charming
Red: Danger
White: Not tonight
Brown: Never Washed
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed!

Judge: Y do u want divorce?
He: She doesn't satisfy me in bed
She: The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has a problem!
Why is a cucumber and a beer better than men?
Coz beer comes in a can not in ur mouth, and a cucmber stays hard for weeks.
Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA.
A: VAGINA cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA... So respect the seniors!
What's the difference between men and women?
Women must play hard to get, men must get hard to play!
Doing business wid u is like wearing a condom, it gives 1 a feeling of faith n security while getting screwed...
In a hospital 2 nurses were discussing about the new doctor.
1st say he dresses so well, 2nd says yes, and wears so quickly too!!
ppl wasted a lot of time talking abt who came 1st, the chicken or the egg.
But it was surely the cock!
To make it straight, she pulls it.
2 make it stand, she rubs it.
2 make it stiff, she licks it.
2 let it "IN" she pushes it.
True! Threading a needle is not easy!

Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 luv & 2 *uck,
All these r free but
all depends on LUCK!
Hickery Dickery Dock this bitch
was sucking my cock the clock
struck 2 I dropped my glue and
left her at the end of the block.
Sex - Symbol of Love
PENIS - Length of Love
PUSSY - Depth of Love..
BOOBS - Shape of Love...
BUTTS - Base of Love...
Latest rhymes in SCHOOL...
Twinkle, twinkle little STAR,
I just went to ROYAL BAR.
Quater rates r up so HIGH,
So drink a beer with Chicken FRY !!!
johnnny johnnny yes papa
fucking girls yes papa
useing condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa
Women's life is very hard.
Moring-wash clothes.
Noon-Dry clothes.
Evening-Iron clothes
Night-Remove clothes
Late Midnight Searching clothes
Sexual Thoughts of the day
Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
how often u can make it spit!
Q: Why are condoms transparent ?
A: So that the sperm can at
least enjoy the scenery!
fashion karti ho,
ankhon me chasma lagati ho
auro se Karwati ho
aur hamse sharmati ho.
Why is golf a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the
ball in the hole instead of
holding the ball n putting
the stick in the hole!
4 toothpaste ad they show teeth
4 hair oil they show hair
4 face cream they show face
But 4 Whisper & Condoms
they r not showing anything,
that's cheating.
Jaago Grahak Jaago

What do a woman and an
airplane have in common?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A: They both have a cockpit.
Joe: Y is reading a Playboy mag
like reading National Geographic?
More >> Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney laga
Ladki: Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?
Ladka: Dekha hai par Doodh ki rakhwali karte paheli baar dekh raha hoon.
Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ke dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaanay nahee dayte!
Prostitute left her profession
and goes 2 a school 4 a job,
Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.
Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung:
Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Jeeto touched his penis and said:
Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!
Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS
to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH,
jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to
laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS
bole to ekdam FRESH!!
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.
Ist woman: manne chat.
2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki).
3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!
Husband: Darling good night
Wife Aise kasie good night?
Pehle band kar light,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then i feel right,
phir good night!
On first night
Wife: aaj mera upwaas hai!
Husband slaped his wife and said
kya mere lund par aata laga hai
jo tera upwas toot jayega.
Judge: U want to divorce Santa 4
threatening u with a deadly weapon?
Jeeto: No, ur honor. I'm divorcing
him 4 threatening me every night
with a dead weapon!
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.
Santa: Wanna try it?
Banta: No way. I was born coz
of broken rubber & I don't
wanna die because of it.
Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar,
Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha,
ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar
Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh ??
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein
non VEG
noN VEG
nON VEG
NON VEG
NON VEg
NON Veg
NON veg
NOn veg
Non veg
non veg
*
*
Muskura do yaar
non veg
message hai...
Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor,
Doctor, itni garmi mein,
Shooting, partying etc
Main nahate waqt sabun
Lagau ya shampoo?
Ji, nahate waqt bathroom
Ka kunda zaroor lagaye
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gaherai me,
hamein mat dhoondo duniya ke bhich me
hum milenge tumhari girlfriend ki rajai me..
A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it 221714?
Jeeto: Hindi me bolo.
Man:Do-Do-Ek-Sat Choda?
Jeeto: Nahi Sir, Teen-Teen-Ek-Sat Choda, 331714
Beta kya kaam karte ho?
"Ji samaj seva karta Hoon."
Matlab?
"Gire huve ko uthata hoon,
Bichade huye ko Milata hoon"
Woh Kaise?
"Bra banata hoon."
A man was pressing lady's boobs in a crowded bus.
Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!"
Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta"
Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se pooncha..
"tum mein aur mujh mein kya fark hai?"
Insaan bola
"Tum daal par uchhalte ho..
hum daal kar uchhalte hain"
Kaho Sunil Suhag Raat kaisi rahi
Sunil: Kuch mat poocho yaar!
Pehle 5-6 baar toh Missed call
lagi aur jab sahi number laga
toh balance Nil ho gaya!
Husband: Darling good night
Wife: Aise kaise good night?
Pehle band kar ligh,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then I feel right,
phir good night!
Common dialogue on Exams &
1st wedding night -
" Kaisa Hua" ??
"Acha hua, thoda bada tha,
thoda choota gaya,
aata tha par theek se hua nahi
Son Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?
Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun
Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi
uncle bhi TANK FULL kar kay gaye hai.
Chota SEX-RECHARGE
Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs
kissing k sath balling -50Rs
Full game -199Rs
kya soch raha hai?
kutta mahenga pad jayega.
Mother: Do u know the
meaning of Mangalsutra?
Daughter: Yes, it is the
license to enjoy Kamasutra.
Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha Airport se hi vapas gaya...

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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
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Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering
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Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 182)
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other...and TRUE Friends STaY foreverbeyond words,beyond time...**
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
FRiEND in different lanaguages...Iranian - DOSTGerman - FREUNDHerbew - CHAVERFrench - AMiPinoy - KAiBiGANDutch - VRENDMexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply "YOU"
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 177)
Stars has 5 endsSquare has 4 endsTrinagle has 3 endsLine has 2 endsbut Circle of our friendship has no end...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 117)
A daily thought...
A silent tear...
A Constant wish that u r near...
Words are few but thoughts r deep...
Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 161)
Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation, a cup of coffee or a funny story. It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 154)
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT". When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION". Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
Sometimes in life we think we don't need anyone. But sometime we don't have anyone when we need... So don't let your best buddies go ever...
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 140) Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good moodJust a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 149)
If I was an artist,you would be my picture!If I was a poet,you would be my inspiration!If I was an author you would be my story!
But I'm only a cartoonist!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 166)
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?Both don't exist.
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!Saint: I don't have.TT: Where do you want to go?Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!TT: Come, lets go!Saint: Where?TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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We met it was Luck! We talked it was CHANCE! We became friends it was DESTINY! We are still friends it is FAITH! We will always be friends its a PROMISE!
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When does a friend become a best friend?When his dialouge, "I care for you" converts into "I will kill you if you don't care for me"
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Dont write your name on sand, waves will wash it. Dont write your name on sky, wind may blow it. Write your name on hearts of your friends, thats where it will stay.
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The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels your pain.
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For me U r as... Chees 4 pizza.. passport 4 visa... butter 4 bread.. ice 4 freezer.. cream 4 cake... water 4 lake.. leaf 4 tree.. a FRIEND like u is 4 ever 4 me..!!
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Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, they help u as u walk through life. thanks for being my size!
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F: FIELD of LOVE!..R: ROOT ofJOy!.. I: ISLAND of GOD!.. E: END of SoRROW!.. N: NAME of HOPE!.. D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! dats YOU my FRIEND..
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Science has proved that sugar melts in water,so plz don`t walk in the rain,otherwise I may lose a sweet friend like u!!!
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;";;/ ("v")"; /";"//;./ "v" './ %./is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!
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A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.Rest have

Girlfriends
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?Sweeper: I have the job.
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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily.
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Always start your day with a lot of S E XS-mileE-nergyX-citementso make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!
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Who Wants 2 B A£MILLIONAIRE£
Let's play?Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:
A.Cunt B.Wanka
C.Rsole D.Twat

50/50

Phone a friend?
RING ME! I'LL TELL U!
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Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed hisexamination?A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."
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Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: English Characters: 225)☻SEX
SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.

☻SEX ON TEXT
Press down... down more... Ok more... YES ahh ohh yes... almost there... yeah oh shit harder... SO GOOD...! mmmmm... That's how I sex on text!

☻YOU ARE WANTED
The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna hide Me?

☻TALKING DIRTY
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

☻LOVE AND SEX
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
☻SEX IS ...
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!

☻GIVE ME ALL YOUR $$$
MONEY: can buy a house, but not a HOME. can buy a clock, but not TIME. can buy sex, but not LOVE. So pass me all ur $ n let me suffer 4 U

☻NIGHT PRAYER
Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.

☻WHAT I NEED
I need a hug, I need touch, I need tender, I need a kiss, I need love, I need sex, I need you!

☻WRONG NUMBER
U've got SEX APPEAL ... U've got INTELLIGENCE ... U've got CLASS ... U got da FACE, U got da BODY ... I got the wrong number ... SORRY

☻NO SEX !
There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !

☻PHONE ENGAGE
hey! what happen 2 your hp? tried calling alot of times. everytime i dial your no, operator kept sayin 'THE SUBSCRIBER U CALLING IS HAVING SEX, PLS TRY LATER'

☻KENTUCKEYA woman is like a kentuckey friedchicken, it has legs ,breasts and a greasy box to stick your bone in.
☻TWINKLE LITTLE STARTwinkle, twinkle little rectum bigcockscum when you least expect them, never mind the screams of passion whoop it up with doggy fashion.
☻OLD MANThere was an old man from gosham,who got out his bollocks to wash'em,His wife said oh jack if you don't put'em back,i'll stand on the bastards and squash em!!!(new)☻ARSE ICONS
(_!_) Regular arse
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse
(_*_) Sore arse
(_o_) Well used arse
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse
(_x_) Kiss my arse
☻FAMILYyour father had your mother,your mother had your brother,it's just 2 bad your fathers mad andyour mothers now your lover

☻GUY PERIODIf guys had they periodsThey wouldcompare the size of their tampons!

☻DEMONSTRATIONSex is when a guyscommunication enters a girls information toincrease the population for a younger generation do you get thenformation...or do you need a demonstration

☻SEX IS EVILSex is evilEvil is sinSin is forgivenSo stick it in.

☻VIRGINSmoke a smokeNot a buttFuck a virginNot a slut.

☻GUYSGuys are like roses,Watch out for the pricks.

☻cOOL GIRLIm acool girl,in acool townit takes a real mother fucker to put me down

☻HOT SEXThere is Hot-sex,Fast-sex, Group-sex,Safe-sex, Leather-sex,Telephone-sex,and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
☻WOMENS NEEDSThere are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage,mink in hercloset, tiger in her bed!And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!
☻SICK LEAVEA guycall into work and says: Boss Ican´tcome to work to day, I´m sick.Boss asks: How sick are you?The guy says: I´m fucking my sister how sick is that?
☻BRAND SEXSex is like nokia -connecting peoplelike Nike -just do itLike Pepsi -ask for moreLike Samsung -everyone is invatedand like me -TO GOOD TO BE TRUE!
☻VALANTINERoses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?
☻F**KING MAFIALicking pussy is like playing with the mafia...One wrong move and you are in DEEP SHIT!!!!
☻THE BUSHWhen an apple is green it's ready to pluckWhen a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
☻The Alpahbeta-ur attractiveb-ur beautifulc-urcaringd-ur delicouse-ur excitingf-ur funnyg-ur gorgeoush-ur heavenlyI-IMJ-JUSTK-KIDDINGL-LOSER!

☻Luv is a sensationLuv is a sensation dat iscaused by temptation,a boy puts his location in a girls destination,do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?
☻Good SexSex is good,sex is fine,doggy style or 69,just for fun or getting paid,everyone likes getting laid!
☻EquationDo you like maths, if so add a bed, subtract urclothes, divide your legs and wecan multiply!
☻Sex GuideBak 2 bak,front 2 front,on d table,lick dcunt,stick it in,do ur ting,do it hard & make her sing,tense ur body feel dcum,den let it rip into her bum!
☻Luv me tenderLuv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin!
☻Life as a penis5 reasons not 2 b a penis1)ur bald ur entire life2)both ur naybors r nutz3)an arsehole lives b’hind u4)ur bestm8s acunt5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!
☻PregnantSex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it’s a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!
☻Flying FuckIll fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!
☻Beat MeBeat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!
☻£50 note tattood on yourcock3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:1- Ucan play wiv ur money,2- Ucan see ur money grow3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants
☻Bastard RubberD boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!
☻Nice ArseI like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!
☻Cat & Roostercat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!
☻Love poemRoses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!
☻BonnaThere are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?
☻CocktailIs it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!
☻Triplets or TwinsI want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!
☻How to satisfy a womanHOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
☻Life is like a dickLife is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!
☻RainbowZippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!
☻Love & WarLETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!
☻Little GirlWhen i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!
☻Virginity is like a balloonVirginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!
☻Question TimeQ)wot do u get wiv nuts on ur wall?A)walnutsQ)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchest?A)chestnutsQ)wot do u get wiv nuts on urchin?A)a mouth full ofcock!
☻The TruthQUESTION)Wots the difference between ur job & ur girlfriend?ANSWER)ur job always sucks!!!!!
☻PringlesSex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop, youcan't stop!!
☻MarriageA man woz arranged 2 b married!He had achoice of 3 women!1st woz a rich docter,2nd woz a poorcleaner & 3rd woz a prostitute!WHO DID HE PICK?The 1 wiv big tits!
☻Getting OldU NO UR GETTIN OLD IF1)if ur age woz ur shoe size theyd b a mile long2)doin it 5 times a nite means gettin up to piss3)the only way u get a 69 is playin bingo
☻Baby PleaseOf all the babes ur my selection,please dont giv me a rejection,my teeth areclean for ur inspection,so giv my mouth a tongue injection!

☻HOW MANY ANIMALScAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS?10 little piggies,2calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!

☻Sex+drugs+rock+raveSex+drugs+rock+rave,lets get drunk & misbehav,on weed+speed +little e's,well get drunk & talk 2 trees,u only live once & den u die,so fuck em all & lets get high!
☻Men like toilets
Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS1)dey r always out of order2)dey stink3)the nice ones r always engaged4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid5)rconstantlt full of shit!
☻Mary's bush
Mary Mary, quitecontrary, trim that pussy its too damn hairy!!!
☻Horny
Roses are red, voilets arecorny, when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
☻5 bad things to say to a naked guy
5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY1)so dis explains urcar!2)but still work,right?3)r ucold?4)shood i get a pump?5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!

☻Hickory, dickory, dockHickory, dickory, dock,dis bitch woz suckin mecock,daclock struck 2,i dumped me goo,& dropped her at da end of da block!

☻Mary had a little lambMary had a little lamb,she kept it in da backyard,wen she took her panties off,his wooly dick got hard!
☻Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin eater,had a wife & liked to beat her,smacked her twice around da head, F**ked her arse & went 2 bed!

☻Being a studentBeing a student is so much fun,wen u have degrees in playin wiv tongues,if u be my teacher in how tongues flex,we'll both graduate in hot oral sex!
☻Down on her Knees
Shes down on her knees,Eager to please,Wiv a throb of his nob in her gob,Wiv a tingle in his belly,his legs turn to jellycos shes doin a fuckin good job!
☻Cat and the Sausage
Acat tries 2 get a sausage out of a river,but gets its paws wet,then it sees a bigger 1 but falls in!MORAL OF THE STORY?The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!

☻Oral sexOral sexcan b so fine,wen u do a 69,u start 2 shake,moan & quiver,den ucum just like a river,den u lick it up in vain,wipe ur lips and start again!
☻Mary's bike
Mary had a little bike,she rode it bak 2 front,all the time the wheels went round the spokes went up hercunt
☻Rhymea mans ocupationis to stick hiscockulationup a wommens ventulation toincrease the population of theyounger generation if u want a demonstation plz lie down!
☻NewsFlash*NEWSFLASH* Tell ALL your female friends that ican get 1000 tampons for ?1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY! Its A bloody good deal !
☻NutellaI love when you stick your little fingers in me deep and lick it all . Love always , Nutella.
☻U and the Popedo u know what's the diference between U geting laid, and the pope geting laid?? if the pope gets laid, it's a sin, and if U get laid, its a miracle!! :)
☻DurexDo you wan't fun Do you wan't sex Don't forget durex
☻Old Daysin days of old wen knights were bold +condoms wernt invented they tied socks around theircocks + people like u were prevented.
☻Sex, Drugs + BirthcontrolSex, Drugs, Rock and RollSpeed, weed and birthcontrol,lifes a bitch, then u die,so fuck the worldlets get high..
☻Kiss MeKiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
☻How many lettersHow many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
☻My Roof?last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
☻Foot and Mouthmary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth
☻BlondesWhat is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?Some traffic signs say stop
☻OperatorThis is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
☻Blonde Womens legswhat did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!
☻This Way UpPleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry370HSSV 0773H
☻I love youThis time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say itii li loi lovi lovei love yi love yoi love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
☻Mary's LambsMary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.
☻SheepGroup of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
☻ButterYour teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!
☻Condom factoryYour birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
☻Yo MamaYo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
☻Mary StinksMary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
☻Mary's Duckmary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
☻Tamponswhats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
☻Sex is like Mathssex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...and MULTIPLY!
☻Suspensehow do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
☻StatisticsAt this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
☻Farmer Joneshasfarmer Joneshas got no sheep,isn't life a drag?coz they're all burning in a fieldhe's got no sheep to shag
☻Gary Gliter*Newsflash*The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
☻Ba Ba White Sheepba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie
☻News Flash - Indian Earthquake!!News flash!!Indian earthquake kills 50 000!USA sending food.Australia sendingclothes.britain sending ... ... ... Replacements
☻Leather Heatherthere was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
☻Little Miss Drugylittle miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
☻Jack and JillJack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER
☻IRAwhat do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth
☻Dear Mammy love annieThere was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.
☻Cock Sucker DetecotorThis is acock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
cOCK SUCKER !!
☻Pink VaginaDad, what does a vagina look like before sex?A pink rose with loveley details.And after sex?Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
☻Red Riding HoodBad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits.No she said lifting her skirt.Eat me like the fucking book says!

☻Fuck for moneysex is good sex is funny many people fuck for moneybut if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money
☻Luv me tender,luv me sweet,rap ur lips around my meat,watch & smile,watch me grin,watch thecum drip down mychin!
☻5 reasons not 2 b a penis1)ur bald ur entire life2)both ur naybors r nutz3)an arsehole lives b'hind u4)ur bestm8s acunt5)wen xcited u throw up den faint!

☻Sex is real evil,sex is a sin,moaning and groaning as he slides slowly in,itcant last 4eva,I no it's a shame,dat 1 night of passion leads to 9months of pain!

☻Ill fuck you standing,I fuck you lying,If I had wings Id fuck you flying,if you were dead,your not forgotten,ill dig you up and fuck you rotten!

☻Beat me eat me bite my bum, whip me strip me make mecum, suck me fuck me and lick me out,then tickle my nipples until I shout!

☻3 advantages of gettin a £50 note tattood on urcock:1- Ucan play wiv ur money,2- Ucan see ur money grow3- Ur girlcan blow as much money as she wants

☻D boys say i luv u,U beleve its true,9months l8r he says to hell wiv u,D baby is a bastard,D mother is a whore,Nun of dis wood av happened if d rubber hadnt tore!

☻I like your style, I like yourclass, but most of all i like your arse!
☻Cat & Rooster walkin near d pool,Cat falls in the pool,Rooster starts laughin,Moral of d story?..Wen ever theres a happycock theres a wet pussy!

☻Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs & whats in between!

☻There are 206 bones in your body! Would u like another?

☻Is it d whiskey dat makes u frisky.Is it d brandy dat makes u randy,Is it d gin dat makes u slip in,Is it d rum dat makes ucum!

☻I want triplets, You want twins, Lets get in bed and see who wins!

☻HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN;caress, excite,cuddle, fascinate, spoil, kiss, rub, tease, pamper,console, worship, respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN; blow job
☻Life is like a dick! When it's hard Fuck it!

☻Zippy & Bungle,went 2 da jungle havin sum marvelous fun, Zippy got silly,popped out his willy & stuck it up Bungles bum!

☻LETS PLAY WAR!! You lay down and i'll blow the shit out of you!

☻When i was a girl,i had a little quim,i sat upon my bed & put a finger in,now im a woman & full of grace &charm,Ican get 4fingers in & HALF MY FUCKIN ARM!!

☻Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone forever!

☻There was a young girlcalled heather,whoscunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together

☻little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed alongcame a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed .

☻Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big'n airy, Jill said "WOW WOT A WHOPPER let's go home & DO IT PROPER

☻what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... you runcause he's got a grenade in his mouth
☻There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick.

☻This is acock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone..... .. scanning....
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath...
COCK SUCKER !!
☻Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex? A pink rose with loveley details. And after sex? Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
☻Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so ican suck your tits. No she said lifting her skirt. Eat me like the fucking book says!

☻sex is good sex is funny many people fuck for money but if you think sex is funny fuck yourself and safe your money
☻What sexual position do you have to be in to make the most ugliest kid?…. ask your parents
☻What 2 things in the air can make a girl pregnant? HER FEET
☻A train is bout 2 crash!A frantic virgin strips off & says "can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die?" So a man takes off his clothes & says "iron these!"
☻Wots da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every1s in trouble!
☻Old chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok"
☻Virginity is like a balloon one prick and it's gone forever!
☻Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!

FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!
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KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.
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Its not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.
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To live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.ALWAYS
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 162)
Moon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.
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Sweetness can be defined without honey.
Fragnance can be defined without Rose.
But, friendship can't be defined without YOU.
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Friend is one, who (F)inds you in a (R)ush of people, (I)nspires you to do something in life, catch your (E)motions and (N)ever leaves you till (D)eath.
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As I saw ants crawl up the wall, I noticed that no matter how busy they are, they still stop and communicate with each other. I hope we can be like them.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
Friendship is not a big fire which burns all day. Its a small lamp, that burns till the last day of life.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 105)
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)
Medical ShayariWhen you breathe, you respire!Wah Wah!When you breathe, you respire!Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 168)
Jise koyal samjhe, woh kauwa nikla. Dosti ke naam par hauwa nikla. Jo roka karte they humein sharab peene se, aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 138)
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 118)
Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha. Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 172)
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 151)
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab. Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 108)
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath thaMoral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 197)
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 160)
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)

Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think... think... think...
Marjava & Mitjava
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 92)
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.Wife: Kitni mari?Man: 3 male aur 2 female.Wife: Kaise malum?Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 176)
INDIA KoAazaad Hue 57SalHuePhir BhiNo PROGRESS!why? Kyunki AajBhiINDIA KiBholi JantaKAAM-DHANDHAChhod Karhamara SMS padhrahi hai...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 170)
Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho, sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho, mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge....
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 146)
Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out, machhar says "MAA"! Lady asks why did you call me "MAA"? machhar says, "Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!"..
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 166)
Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..par afsoos ke....
loan pass nahi hua...
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 136)
Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 150)
Rabri: Ka karat ho?Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 141)
Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.RANI - Before marriage.LAXMI - After marriage.BAI - After children.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 122)
Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 111)
Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 154)
If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 194)
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 159)
Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 115)
Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 146)
FEW RELATIONS IN EARTH NEVER DIE..Take first letter from each word of the above said statement & then u will get that unique word...FRIEND :=)
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 151)
Leave SOMETHING for friend..
Never Leave FRIEND for something..
coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always live with u..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 144)
If luck is a raindrop, I wil; send u a shower. If hope is a minute, I ll send you an hour. If happiness is a leaf, I ll give you a tree. If u need a friend, u already have me.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 175)
When i was walking alone, I wished that i can reach da end of da road.. But when u r walking with me, I wish the road never ends..
Friend's forever..
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 154)
What do you call a female who never laughs?

"HASINA"
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 59)
Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 157)
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 127)
Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 250)
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 169)
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???
Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 131)
Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 140)
Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 148)
What is the height of telling a lie?A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 127)
Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters
Dilon ko khareedne wale hazaar mil jayenge, tumko daga dene wale bar-bar mil jayenge. Milega na tumko hum jaisa koi, milne ko to dost beshumar mil jayenge.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 155)
Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 127)
Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 133)
A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 143)
<)"..(>( (..))ask piggy if ur agud friend<).."(>(..), )
<)"..(>( (..)
<).."(>(..), )
<)'..'(>piggy sez( (..),)NO . . . cozur da best! XXX
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 174)
1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 request- take care, 1 wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I hate U, 1 truth- I Miss U, 1 hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 143)
True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 109)
True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 109)
True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent.
(Category: Friendship SMS Language: English Characters: 109)☻When the apple is green and ready to pluck. When a girl is sixteen she's ready to fuck!
☻The 3 wonders of a woman 1*give milk without eating grass 2*get wet without water 3*bleed for a week without going 2 die
☻No Boys! No Boys, no Sex. No Sex, no Kids. No Kids, no School. No School, no problems! Why Boys??
☻After the party - mum, I am not drunk, I can lay on the flour without holding on
☻A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
☻I love you in the mornig, I love you in the evening, but most of all, I love you when you are leaving
☻No men, no love, No love, no sex, No sex, no childeren, No childeren, no school, No school, no homework, No homework, no problems!

☻NEWS FLASH snow white has been thrown out disneyland. she pulled up her skirt, sat on pinnochios face & shouted lie u bastard, lie, lie!
☻What's the difference between your job and your wife? Your job still sucks after five years!
☻If you want SEX take a boy and RELAX but don't forget DUREX!!!
☻If you think fuck is funny fuck yourself and save the money
☻When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
☻Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.
☻The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
☻If you have no voice: SCREAM...... If you have no legs: RUN......... If you have no hope: INVENT…
☻When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!
☻Man: I would really like to get into your pants. Woman: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
☻A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him:dad why do you keepon telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.He replied"So that when i die no 1 will fuck ur mom
☻Kill one you're a murderer, kill 10 you're a serial murderer, kill them all, you're GOD.
☻The first day we met,I wanted you in my bed. Today I know better, so I will write it in my letter. In my bed I've seen so many faces, so I'll fuck you at different places.
☻Text messaging is like a blow-job off an amateur prostitute; short...sweet and always cheap!!!
☻Love your neighbour, but don't get caught.
☻To wake up in the morning and always see the sun no matter the weather, I'm glad the day has begun.

☻I hate it when you leave, but I would like to see you go.
☻When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
☻One chicken to an other: are you tokkin' to me?
☻Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
☻A blond woman picks up a 100. Was it a smart or a stupid blond one? ...................... stupid of course, there are no others
☻What's the difference between blonds and traffic-signs? Some signs say stop.
☻When god created the men he was only kidding
☻Why does a stupid blond woman sneak past the pharmacy? ................. She does not want to wake the sleeping tablets!
☻Dear God, I will keep it brief otherwise they will steal my dinner. AMEN
☻When you harrass a boy, pull his pants down and your skirt up, because you can run faster with your skirt up than he with his pants down.
☻There are three girls in the sixth grade ... A blond a brown and a red. Who has the biggest boops ? ............ The blond because she already reached the age of 20!!!
☻If I'd had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents !
☻How to keep an idiot entertained *press down* ................... .................... How to keep an idiot entertained *press up*
☻Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters
☻Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works.
☻You wanna come to my place for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?!
☻Why is a woman 20.000 $ worth and a man only 2$? A woman has a milk factory, a mussel farm and a sawmill; a man a sausage, 2 bitterballs and a little pot of mayonnaise
☻Bigamy..............What is the penalty for bigamy? ............... Two mothers-in-law !
☻What does it say on the wrapping of the Morning-after pil??? ......first some screwing before use
☻Farmer seeks woman with tractor. Please add photo of tractor.
☻Do you think I can live for another fourty years? ... Do you drink? ... No! ... Do you smoke? ... No! ... Do you visit the whores? ... No! ....... Why do you want to live another fourty years?
☻Dialogue between 2 undertakers. "Do you have sometimes a dead period?"
☻There are numerous restaurants where you can eat Chinese. But it does not help a bit. There are more every day.
☻Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
☻Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."
Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 162)
Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 117)
Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 212)
Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car, Khadke glassi in the bar,Punjabi Bhangra teChicken Fry,Always TALLInever CRY !!!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 125)
Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 169)
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 154)
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda cOh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda cNa paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c.
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi Characters: 146)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi!
(Category: Funny SMS Language: Punjabi ☻KNOWING YOURSELF
Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

☻ WHO YOU TRUST
There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

☻GRATEFUL
Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

☻ WASTING YOUR TIME
Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

☻THE WORLD
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

☻FIRST SIGHT
FiRsT NiTe, FiRsT SiGhT, I SaW, I KnEw, LoVe's SwEEtEr ThAn MoUnTaiN DeW, A pRoMiSe I mAdE and' WiLL kEEp, 2 LoVe YOU aLwAys~

☻ VALUE OF LOVE
LovE is Not HoW LonG U've BeeN 2gEthEr; nOt HoW MucH U've GIvEn oR RecEivE; Not hOw MaNy TimEs U've HeLpEd EaCh OthEr --- Its HoW U VALUE EaCh OtHEr...

☻ STILL LOVING U
i håtê SmîîÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...

☻ NEWSPAPER
Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

☻ NEVER REGRET WHAT YOU DO
Don't regret what you've did, but regret what you never did, go and say 'I LOVE U' to your loved one!

☻ YOUR FUTURE
The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past, you can't get on well in life until you let go of past failures and heartaches.

☻ UNTIL IT'S GONE
It's true that we don't know what we've got until it's gone, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

☻ NEEDS
Every girl wants one guy to meet all her needs, while every guy wants all the girls to meet his one need.

☻ HUGGING YOU
Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you.

☻ CHARACTER VS REPUTAION
Be MorE Concerned AbouT YouR CharacteR ThaN YouR ReputationN BecausE YouR CharacteR Is WhO YoU ArE AnD YoU ReputaioN Is WhaT OtherS ThinK Of YoU!!!

☻ 1 HEARTBEAT
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat but later that beat could mean a lifetime of tears wasted on some thing i knew i could never have!

☻ GIRLS ARE LIKE...
Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

☻ LOVE IS SO CONFUSING
Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live?

☻ IT'S OVER
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happend.

☻ IDIOT
It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

☻ REALITY
Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep, Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream.

☻ FORGET ME NOT
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'Forget me not'

☻ LIVE YOUR LIFE
When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

☻ MAKE THE BEST OF IT
The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everyting... they just make the most of everything that comes along their way...

☻ LIFETIME GUARANTEE
I got nothing else 2 offer, so 2 U, it's luv I going 2 send. It's nothing tat I borrowed, it's nothing I’d lend. This luv I’m sending has a Lifetime Guarantee!

☻ COMPUTER
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

☻ TEARS
Don't cry for someone who don't worth while; the one who is worth, wouldn't make one cries..

☻ SEAT BELT
A Short thing, It gets Longer when U hold it, N pass between women Breasts, N enters into A hole What is it? 1 min 2 think! Car Seat Belt, U dirty mind.

☻ DESSERTS
When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

☻ MEMORIES
Memories is treasured, no one can steal. Parting is heartache, no one can heal. Some'll forget you when you are gone, but I'll remember you no matter how long.

☻ DON'T BE SAD
If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

☻ SHINING STAR
You're like a shining star in the cold dark nite, you lead me, you guide me, you makes everything seems so rite...

☻ SHE..
She BlinDeD mE wiTh hEr LigHT, it'S SucH A beaUtiFuL SigHt... The WaY She MoVes Is LiKe An AngEl... ShE gOt Me WaLkiNg On Air.

☻ I FELL FOR YOU
Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you

☻ RUNNING
aRe Ur LeGs TiReD? CoZ yoU'Ve BeEn RuNNiNg ThRoUgH My MiNd aLL DaY LoNg!

☻ 911
Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because She can't find the eleven!!!

☻ FRIENDS ALWAYS
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

☻ WHY IS HE NOT MINE...
wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE...

☻ DON'T WANT TO LOST YOU
If yöü cän bé ävöìdéd sìmply by clösìng r éyés, I wöüldn't blìnk ät äll for I dönt wänt to lét ä sécönd päss hävìng löst ä höñey lìké YÖü!

☻ CAN'T LET U GO
Höld ä trüé frìénd wìth böth yöür händs, doñt lét gö 4 trüé frìend cömés öncé ìn ä lìfétìmé. Thåt's why ì'm höldìng yoü tight! Cänt lét Ü go

☻ NOT TOO YOUNG
No one is too young for love, because love doesn't come from your mind, which knows your age, but from your heart, which knows no age.

☻ ANGEL FRIENDS
I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.

Teacher: why are you late?Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?Student: No, only BULL can do it.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 116)
A notice in a factory for girl workers."If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 157)
Press down.

down more
deeper

moreYES

ahh

ohh

yesAlmost there!
ooh baby
faster
harderFEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 197)
( ')/ / in love !/ /( ) )
, ( ') engaged/ , '( ) )
married, - - .( ) )'(, )
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 95)
Please( ) press down!( ) )
( ')/ /( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ')'.:,".;./ / ';".',,'/ / ooohhh( ) ) baby ur good!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 127)
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 96)
A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 164)
A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 167)
A cat and a rooster sat by a lake, the cat fell in the lake, the rooster laughed! LESSON: when there's a wet pussy, there's a happy cock!
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 137)
Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breasttuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches dbreats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
☻Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Upabove the chest so high, always milky never dry. Letme suck you, dont feel shy.
☻Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of yourbreasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let metake a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged

☻The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck thelouder the scream,louder the scream the better thefuck,give me a ring u might be in luck
☻Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos shelifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2stones with the help of a crane.
☻A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
☻Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:gotmy nose in her armpit. Now what?
☻rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls inriver.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?wherevatherZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock
☻LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES ACREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`TWAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
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A man had "I LOVE YOU" tattooed on his dick. He went home and proudly showed his wife. "There you go again, trying to put words into my mouth", she said.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 153)
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
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One day there was this naked man and elephant, the elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask the naked man, "HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
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1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
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Sounds women make during sex.1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
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Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
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Why do 90%of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
) (( .)( . )) (
because....

90% of theboys areright handed..
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2 another"I slept wid ur mom last nite"D whole bar was waiting 4 d other Guy's response.
He laughs & says, "Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...

VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking.
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....

Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
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Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
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Girl & Boy were having sex.Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not.
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An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up?Mallika: I go back to my home!
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood:Red - Wild,Black - Sexy,Blue - Romantic,Pink - SeductiveWhite - Calm,Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
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A dentist was caught raping a girl. Next day headline, "Dentist caught filling wrong cavity".
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Wives r incoming calls,Lovers r outgoing calls,Aunties r Toll-free calls,Callgirls r Roaming calls,Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 138)
It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it?Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
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Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters ☻My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!
☻i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.
☻4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether
☻among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens
☻Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go...
☻Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.
☻It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
☻i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!
☻Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
☻I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!
☻i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.
☻Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!
☻Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
☻i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!
☻So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!
☻Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.
☻I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.
☻As we go on we rememba all d times we had 2gether.&as our life changes cum whateva we will still be "friends forever"
☻Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u
Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
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Met a girl the other day who has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh. It's amazing, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea!
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Hey dude Congrats! Heard u got selected as the first male model for Whisper advertisement. Why should girls have all the fun.
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(')/ // /
('))/ /
"o (').' )/ /
o""o (')( '.' )/ /
o""o (') HELLO!( '.' )/ /( . )Geeh som1's got a dirty mind!
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(_,_)2 stay(') Young// +SEXY(,))
) ' ((_,_)DO(,))) ' ((_,_)THiS//(,))
) ' ((_,_)MÖre(,))(_,_)(')'; OFTEN// ';(,)) '
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------) ' (---------- (_(_)----------- I I I ---------I SEE U BABY--
------) ' (----------(_)_)---------- I I I-----SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
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Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them.
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Mental anxiety,Mental breakdowns,Menstrual cramps,Menopause...Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
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Which Part...of a man's bodyhas no bonefull of veinsloves pumpingand responsible 4making LOVE!
ANSWER:HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
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☻Kiss's r blown + kiss's r wasted kiss's rnt kiss's unless they r tasted, kiss's spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!
☻How many letters are in the Alphabet?? Nineteen. Because ET went Home on a UFO and the FBI went after him!
☻last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
☻mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth
☻What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?Some traffic signs say stop

☻This is your mobile operator and we just found out you are too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it . Thank you
☻what did the blondes womens left leg say to the blonde womens right leg? don't know they never met!
☻Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry370HSSV 0773H
☻This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say itii li loi lovi lovei love yi love yoi love young girls with Shaven Pussys!
☻Mary had 2 little lambs their names were Jack and Gypsy. One day they got foot and mouth and now they're black andcrispy.
☻Group of sheep in field, one says i dont feel well. The others reply shut the fuck up your get us all shot.
☻Your teeth are so yellow, ican't believe it's not butter!!!
☻Your birthcertificate is an apology letter from thecondom factory.
☻Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
☻Mary had a smelly minge with pubes as dark ascharcoal.So most the men go round the back and stick it up her arsehole!
☻mary had a little lamb she also had a duck, she put them on the mantlepiece to see if they would fuck!
☻whats the difference between a mini tampon..a middle tampon and a large tampon?....they r all stuck upcunts!
☻sex is like maths: Add the bed, subtractclothes, divide the legs...and MULTIPLY!
☻how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? ............. ............ ...tell you later !!!
☻At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
☻farmer Joneshas got no sheep,isn't life a drag?coz they're all burning in a fieldhe's got no sheep to shag
☻*Newsflash*The FA have just announced gary gliter the next Englandcoach.The appontmentcollapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15's
☻ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie
☻!!News flash!!Indian earthquake kills 50 000!USA sending food.Australia sendingclothes.britain sending ... ... ... Replacements
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti, to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
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Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?Mom: Haan.Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.Sab time-time di gal hai!
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A Short thingIt gets Longerwhen U hold itN pass betweenwomen BreastsN enters intoA holeWhat is it?1 min 2 think!Car Seat BeltU dirty mind.
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He came 2 me 1 niteexplored my bodylickedsuckedswallowed& had his fillwen satisfied he left...I was hurt...F***IN MOSQUITOU Dirty Mind
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Skin meets SkinWhen is thatthe skin meets skin,hair meets hairn balls disappear..dirty mindits whenu BLINK UR EYES
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: English Characters: 135)
When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment,when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its $$$ per minute!
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin, Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet, par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????Jaago Grahak Jaago!
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School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
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INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 163)
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
(Category: Naughty SMS Language: Hindi Characters: 80)
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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No comment on godIf God answers ur prayer,he is increasing ur faith.If he delays,he is increasing ur patience.If he doesnt answers,he knows u can handle it.posted by RV_GMC at 2:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
This one is really trueTruth of life:-"We make them cry who care for us""We cry for them who never care for us"&"We care for them who will never cry for us.."posted by RV_GMC at 2:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Rainy season and meWish u happy rainy season. Let there be shower of love, greenery of money, thunder of fame, lightning of power, and a small drop of memory 2 remember 'me' !!posted by RV_GMC at 2:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Isko bolte hain shana bchha..Tum,acche,imandaar,sanskarwan,sundar,sushil,sabhya,dimagdar,logon se dur rehna, warna wo bhi BIGAD jayenge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:52 AM 0 comments links to this post
Good oneUr a good runner b'coz ur always running in my mind,ur a good thief b'coz u have stolen my heart & i'm a bad shooter b'coz i always miss u.posted by RV_GMC at 1:48 AM 0 comments links to this post
Kitna tasty luv letter hai...Biscutwala's luv letter:Dear PARLE G,2day is GOODDAY.U've KRACK-JACKED my LITLE HEART I'M in 50-50 position.Plz dnt play HIDE&SEEK.MARIE meposted by RV_GMC at 1:47 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ek ldki bheegi bhagi si..Barsaat ki raatek bhigi ladki,bhiga badan,bhigi zulfe,bhige honthmujhse uski nazrein milidekh kar aisa lagakal ye 100% bimar hogi..!posted by RV_GMC at 1:45 AM 0 comments links to this post Saturday, August 12, 2006
Sun lo shane logon I am the best..ApNe JEEVAN Ke paap mitane ke liye 101 Bar is maNtra ka jaap karo"east or west RV_GMC is d best"Ab edit kar apna naam daal kar ek aur paap mat karna.posted by RV_GMC at 7:16 PM 0 comments links to this post
Isko bolte hain senti sardar..Sardar's wife dies,he is calm but his wife's lover is furiously crying... finally sardar consoles him " don't worry yaar I will marry again".posted by RV_GMC at 7:14 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ab smjh aya kyun bolte hain "teri ek muskan pe meri jan nisar."Bus nazaro se dekh liya hota agar tamana thi darane ki.hum toh yu hi behosh ho jate kya jaroorat thi muskurane ki.posted by RV_GMC at 7:12 PM 0 comments links to this post
Yar menu smjh nai aya ki rama or khargosh ka ki relation hai..Dabbe me dabba,dabbe me khargoss,Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargoss,Ramesh ne aankh maari rama behoss.posted by RV_GMC at 7:11 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oye senti kr ditta yar..Ur the best heart surgeon in this world.bcoz u made a place in my heart without cutting & spilling any blood.THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDposted by RV_GMC at 7:07 PM 0 comments links to this post
Dosti downpayment nhi installment hai, ise zindgi bhr chukane ka..Dosti naam h sukh dukh ki kahani ka,Dosti raz h sada muskurane ka,ye koi pal do pal ki pehchan nahi dosti farz h umar bhar saath nibhane kaposted by RV_GMC at 7:03 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kya gjb dosti hai yar. Jaise kutte sang haddi or baniyan sang chaddi...Tor mor YaariJaise Pallu au sari,kachra au kabadiJaise engine au gaadi,maali au baadi,Jaise machis au kaadiEla kono alag nai kar sakay. ....posted by RV_GMC at 7:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Hathi ko chinti se prem kyun hai? Dono ka rang ek jaisa hai na.Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko chhed diya,chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna mard hamare ghar me bhi hai.posted by RV_GMC at 12:21 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ae smjh jane ka. Nai to abhi tera starter ukhad dalega apun..Today is EDISON's birth day so remember him by sending a msg to each and every tube light as i did....!posted by RV_GMC at 12:18 AM 0 comments links to this post
Moh ka to pta nhi pr hm to isliye pdte hain taki khoobsurat si "maya" mile.Exam ka saya hai exam k dino me sukh kisne paya hai,duniya wale kehte hai achche number lao, par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab to moh maya hai..posted by RV_GMC at 12:14 AM 0 comments links to this post
Yar sardar sachme itne "intelligent" hote hain kya?Sardarji,aap darwaje pe khade hokar xam paper kyo likh rahe ho?sardar bole"bevkuf dekhta nahi,enterance test de raha hu.posted by RV_GMC at 12:08 AM 0 comments links to this post
Oye msg kyun nai karda menu?Agar apko hum par gussa aata hai to,tajmahal ko fodo,4minar ko todo,kutubminar ko modo,titanic ko fevicol se jodo,magar sms karna mat chodo.posted by RV_GMC at 12:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
He.. he..New style of proposing a girl- I hv spent many sleepless nites in ur luv n i dont want my son 2 Do d same 4 ur daughter,so lets make them bro n sis..posted by RV_GMC at 12:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
Sala ek machhar sardar ko ____ bna deta hai.Try2understd me &don't disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last nite i didnt sleep thinkin of u.So don't play wid my life,Plz Santa says 2 Mosquitoe.posted by RV_GMC at 12:01 AM 0 comments links to this post Friday, August 11, 2006
Sheesha ho ya sardar ka sir ho, akhir toot jata hai.Sardarji at an art gallery:-Wah!Kinni dravni cheez banai hai is artist ne..Host:- sir, sorry per eh tah sheesha hai..posted by RV_GMC at 11:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kismat se zyada mt mang nai to bhagwan jgh dekhkar kan k niche bjaega.Rab kare Apko sab mile jaiseshaktibhaktirupayebanglastylesmilepersonalitypopularitycarPyarAur kya dekh rahe ho, kuch reh gaya kya?Laalchi..posted by RV_GMC at 11:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
Sun be shane tu god ki mistake se dharti pe girela hai.Samjha na?Look at the sun-God's wonder, look at the moon God's wonder, look at the mountain God's wonder.Look in the mirror- GOD'S BLUNDER.posted by RV_GMC at 11:52 PM 0 comments links to this post
Menu smajh nai anda ye chinese bat km or ldai zyada kyun krde hain.A chinese was in hspitalSardar went 2meet himChinese said"CHING CHONG,MOU..CHU CHA"& diedSardar went CHINA 2knw d meanin :-KAMINE OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATAposted by RV_GMC at 11:47 PM 0 comments links to this Mein keya soniyo Tussi sade dil vich bil bna k rhende ho. Aho..Birth is the"START OF LIFE"Beauty is the"ART OF LIFE"Love is the"PART OF LIFE"Death is the"LAST OF LIFE"BUT Friendship is the"HEART OF LIFE"posted by RV_GMC at 11:44 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ek tera hi intezaar...Kitni Rate Beet Gai,Kitne Din Beet Gaye,Bus Beeta Nahi ToYado Ka Vo Pal,Vo Guzra Hua Kal,Beeti Nahi To Ankho Ki NamiOr Apki Kami.posted by RV_GMC at 11:42 PM 0 comments links to this---------------------------Hey guy had a long break but now I am again starting this blog and that too in new style, new template and offcourse new energy. So hope good for it.posted by RV_GMC at 12:00 AM 0 comments links to this post Monday, August 14, 2006
No comment on godIf God answers ur prayer,he is increasing ur faith.If he delays,he is increasing ur patience.If he doesnt answers,he knows u can handle it.posted by RV_GMC at 2:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
This one is really trueTruth of life:-"We make them cry who care for us""We cry for them who never care for us"&"We care for them who will never cry for us.."posted by RV_GMC at 2:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Rainy season and meWish u happy rainy season. Let there be shower of love, greenery of money, thunder of fame, lightning of power, and a small drop of memory 2 remember 'me' !!posted by RV_GMC at 2:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Isko bolte hain shana bchha..Tum,acche,imandaar,sanskarwan,sundar,sushil,sabhya,dimagdar,logon se dur rehna, warna wo bhi BIGAD jayenge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:52 AM 0 comments links to this post
Good oneUr a good runner b'coz ur always running in my mind,ur a good thief b'coz u have stolen my heart & i'm a bad shooter b'coz i always miss u.posted by RV_GMC at 1:48 AM 0 comments links to this post
Kitna tasty luv letter hai...Biscutwala's luv letter:Dear PARLE G,2day is GOODDAY.U've KRACK-JACKED my LITLE HEART I'M in 50-50 position.Plz dnt play HIDE&SEEK.MARIE meposted by RV_GMC at 1:47 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ek ldki bheegi bhagi si..Barsaat ki raatek bhigi ladki,bhiga badan,bhigi zulfe,bhige honthmujhse uski nazrein milidekh kar aisa lagakal ye 100% bimar hogi..!posted by RV_GMC at 1:45 AM 0 comments links to this post Saturday, August 12, 2006
Sun lo shane logon I am the best..ApNe JEEVAN Ke paap mitane ke liye 101 Bar is maNtra ka jaap karo"east or west RV_GMC is d best"Ab edit kar apna naam daal kar ek aur paap mat karna.posted by RV_GMC at 7:16 PM 0 comments links to this post
Isko bolte hain senti sardar..Sardar's wife dies,he is calm but his wife's lover is furiously crying... finally sardar consoles him " don't worry yaar I will marry again".posted by RV_GMC at 7:14 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ab smjh aya kyun bolte hain "teri ek muskan pe meri jan nisar."Bus nazaro se dekh liya hota agar tamana thi darane ki.hum toh yu hi behosh ho jate kya jaroorat thi muskurane ki.posted by RV_GMC at 7:12 PM 0 comments links to this post
Yar menu smjh nai aya ki rama or khargosh ka ki relation hai..Dabbe me dabba,dabbe me khargoss,Dabbe me dabba dabbe me khargoss,Ramesh ne aankh maari rama behoss.posted by RV_GMC at 7:11 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oye senti kr ditta yar..Ur the best heart surgeon in this world.bcoz u made a place in my heart without cutting & spilling any blood.THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDposted by RV_GMC at 7:07 PM 0 comments links to this post
Dosti downpayment nhi installment hai, ise zindgi bhr chukane ka..Dosti naam h sukh dukh ki kahani ka,Dosti raz h sada muskurane ka,ye koi pal do pal ki pehchan nahi dosti farz h umar bhar saath nibhane kaposted by RV_GMC at 7:03 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kya gjb dosti hai yar. Jaise kutte sang haddi or baniyan sang chaddi...Tor mor YaariJaise Pallu au sari,kachra au kabadiJaise engine au gaadi,maali au baadi,Jaise machis au kaadiEla kono alag nai kar sakay. ....posted by RV_GMC at 7:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Hathi ko chinti se prem kyun hai? Dono ka rang ek jaisa hai na.Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko chhed diya,chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna mard hamare ghar me bhi hai.posted by RV_GMC at 12:21 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ae smjh jane ka. Nai to abhi tera starter ukhad dalega apun..Today is EDISON's birth day so remember him by sending a msg to each and every tube light as i did....!posted by RV_GMC at 12:18 AM 0 comments links to this post
Moh ka to pta nhi pr hm to isliye pdte hain taki khoobsurat si "maya" mile.Exam ka saya hai exam k dino me sukh kisne paya hai,duniya wale kehte hai achche number lao, par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab to moh maya hai..posted by RV_GMC at 12:14 AM 0 comments links to this post
Yar sardar sachme itne "intelligent" hote hain kya?Sardarji,aap darwaje pe khade hokar xam paper kyo likh rahe ho?sardar bole"bevkuf dekhta nahi,enterance test de raha hu.posted by RV_GMC at 12:08 AM 0 comments links to this post
Oye msg kyun nai karda menu?Agar apko hum par gussa aata hai to,tajmahal ko fodo,4minar ko todo,kutubminar ko modo,titanic ko fevicol se jodo,magar sms karna mat chodo.posted by RV_GMC at 12:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
He.. he..New style of proposing a girl- I hv spent many sleepless nites in ur luv n i dont want my son 2 Do d same 4 ur daughter,so lets make them bro n sis..posted by RV_GMC at 12:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
Sala ek machhar sardar ko ____ bna deta hai.Try2understd me &don't disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last nite i didnt sleep thinkin of u.So don't play wid my life,Plz Santa says 2 Mosquitoe.posted by RV_GMC at 12:01 AM 0 comments links to this post Friday, August 11, 2006
Sheesha ho ya sardar ka sir ho, akhir toot jata hai.Sardarji at an art gallery:-Wah!Kinni dravni cheez banai hai is artist ne..Host:- sir, sorry per eh tah sheesha hai..posted by RV_GMC at 11:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kismat se zyada mt mang nai to bhagwan jgh dekhkar kan k niche bjaega.Rab kare Apko sab mile jaiseshaktibhaktirupayebanglastylesmilepersonalitypopularitycarPyarAur kya dekh rahe ho, kuch reh gaya kya?Laalchi..posted by RV_GMC at 11:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
Sun be shane tu god ki mistake se dharti pe girela hai.Samjha na?Look at the sun-God's wonder, look at the moon God's wonder, look at the mountain God's wonder.Look in the mirror- GOD'S BLUNDER.posted by RV_GMC at 11:52 PM 0 comments links to this post
Menu smajh nai anda ye chinese bat km or ldai zyada kyun krde hain.A chinese was in hspitalSardar went 2meet himChinese said"CHING CHONG,MOU..CHU CHA"& diedSardar went CHINA 2knw d meanin :-KAMINE OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATAposted by RV_GMC at 11:47 PM 0 comments links to this post
Mein keya soniyo Tussi sade dil vich bil bna k rhende ho. Aho..Birth is the"START OF LIFE"Beauty is the"ART OF LIFE"Love is the"PART OF LIFE"Death is the"LAST OF LIFE"BUT Friendship is the"HEART OF LIFE"posted by RV_GMC at 11:44 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ek tera hi intezaar...Kitni Rate Beet Gai,Kitne Din Beet Gaye,Bus Beeta Nahi ToYado Ka Vo Pal,Vo Guzra Hua Kal,Beeti Nahi To Ankho Ki NamiOr Apki Kami.posted by RV_GMC at 11:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
Uff...Ye Badal ye Bijli Sirf ApkeLiyeYe Mausam ye Hawa Sirf ApkeLiyeMahine bit gaye Apko Nahaye hueIsliye ye lagatar Barish sirf apke liyeposted by RV_GMC at 11:40 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oye!Tussi bhoot to nai ho?Pichhe ande ho te dikhte bhi nai ho.Zindgi ke har mod par jab jab aage jaoge,peechhe ek saya hardam paoge,mudke dekhoge to kuch nahi hoga,mahsoos karoge to hume paoge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Oye ki bat hai?Mein suneya aag saag lga ditti. Oye hoye...Aaj hum unko bevafa kah aye,unke sare khato ko pani me baha aye.koi padh na le un khato ko,is dar se aaj pani me bhi aag laga aye.posted by RV_GMC at 1:13 AM 0 comments links to this post Thursday, August 10, 2006
Sahi bol rela hai bidu. MAD bole to jhakas wala pagal. Kya?Before Marriage MAD for each other,After Marriage MADE for eachother and after sometime MAD Because of each other.posted by RV_GMC at 4:40 PM 0 comments links to this post
Chhupana bhi nhi ata.. Jatana bhi nhi ata..Chup rehte hai ki koi khafa na ho jaye,hm se koi ruswai na ho jaye,badi mushkil se koi apna bna hai,dar lgta hai kahi juda na ho jaye...posted by RV_GMC at 4:37 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oye pitega. Tu dost hai apun ka. Kya? Smjha na?Heart Receive=L=O=V=E=Mind Receiv=W=I=S=D=O=M=Hands Receiv=G=I=F=T=S=And.Only Special FRIEND like U Receive my=S=M=S=.posted by RV_GMC at 4:34 PM 0 comments links to this post
Thats my sis.. So sweet!It's so pleasant ! sun smilng 4 u Trees dancng 4 u Bird singng 4 u bcz i requstd them all 2 wish u. HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN.---@--- y rakhi mereSWEETBROTHER k liyeposted by RV_GMC at 4:29 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ooooo.. Ek bar aja aja aja aja aaaa ja.Har gali phoolo se saja rakhi hai,har chowk par ladkiya bitha rakhi hai,na jane kis raste se aap aoge,is liye hr ladki ko 1-1 Rakhi thama rakhi hai.posted by RV_GMC at 4:28 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oooo... Pl pl yad sataye teri..Har bat samjhane ke liye nhi hoti,zindgi hamesha pane ke liye nhi hoti,yaad aksar ati hai apki,par har yaad jatane ke liye nhi hoti.........posted by RV_GMC at 4:26 PM 0 comments links to this post
Good oneIs se pahle ki rat ho jaye.. Jaroori hai ki bat ho jaye.. Apne cell se ek sms kar do taki.. Shor bhi na ho aur mulaqat ho jaye..posted by RV_GMC at 4:24 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsKismat par aitbaar kisko hai,khushiyon se inkaar kisko hai,zindagi mein hai aap jaise DOST,warna zindagi se pyaar kisko hai.posted by RV_GMC at 4:23 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsChehare par ashkon ki lakeer ban gai,Jo na socha tha wo takdeer ban gai.Hamne to yu hi pheri thi ret par ungliyan,Gaur se dekha to tumhari tasveer ban gai.posted by RV_GMC at 4:21 PM 0 comments links to this post Tuesday, August 08, 2006
Funny smsArz hai..Arz hai..Arz hai..Arz hai..Arz hai..Arz hai..Arz hai..aapko satana hamara farz hai..posted by RV_GMC at 8:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsHi.was up? Can u do me a favour? Can i get 1 snap of urz by 2moro eve?I need it coz I m workin on a Photo Exibtn on topic NATURAL DISASTERSposted by RV_GMC at 7:58 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsApne roz hmse 1 umid laga rkhi heapne dil me asha ki kiran jaga rakhi hehm roz kahan se nye sms bhejehmne kya sms ki factry laga rakhi heposted by RV_GMC at 7:54 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsA sardar was getting bitten by mosqtos d whole night. He got iritated ... drank poison and said "ab kaato saalo, maroge" !!!posted by RV_GMC at 7:53 PM 0 comments links to this post
A puzzleMatar,Tamatar tisri sabji ka naam batao jisme Tar aata ho,Kabutar,Titar tisre pakshi ka naam batao jisme Tar aata ho...its chalange 4 u...posted by RV_GMC at 7:48 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsQ: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?A: A Moti-vaiting.posted by RV_GMC at 7:47 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsWho Said English Is Easy?Fill in the blanks with YES or NO..1: ___ I don't have BRAIN.2: ___ I dont have SENSE.3: ___ I'm STUPID.posted by RV_GMC at 7:44 PM 0 comments links to this post
He.. He.. He.. He..O meinu vekhi janda si,Mein onhu vekhi janda si.O meinu vekhi janda si,mein onhu veki janda si, Na paper onhu anda si na paper menu anda si..posted by RV_GMC at 7:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
Very funny Ha.. Ha..Rok deo mere janaze nu,mere vich jan a gyi hai.Rok deo mere janaze nu,mere vich jan a gyi hai.Saleyo mud k dekho sharab di dukan a gai hai.posted by RV_GMC at 7:40 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsKabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jaati hai,tadapne k liye sirf yaad rah jati hai,kya fark padta hai WILLS ho ya GOLDFLAKE jalne k baad sirf rakh rah jati hai.posted by RV_GMC at 7:38 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsI luv you Do you love me Shahjahan told these words more dan 1000 times 2 mumtaj but she dint reply.U know y? Pagal,gawar use english nahi ati thi!posted by RV_GMC at 7:36 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsMaine apko Fon kiya to netwrk bola,Namskar!Murkho ki duniya me apka swagat hai,Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF hai..posted by RV_GMC at 7:35 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsA rose Rs.7A card Rs.25A Lunch Rs.200Movie Rs.150But a Friend like u is "Priceless"Zyada udo matpriceless bole to "FOKAT"posted by RV_GMC at 7:34 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsLamhe Suhane Sath ho na ho, kal mein aaj jaisi baat ho na ho, apki dosti hamesha is dil mein rahegi, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na hoposted by RV_GMC at 7:31 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsKismat par aitbaar kisko hai,khushiyon se inkaar kisko hai,zindagi mein hai aap jaise DOST,warna zindagi se pyaar kisko hai.posted by RV_GMC at 7:30 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsGod gave us 86,400 valuable seconds each day. May I use a few seconds to say thanks for giving me the gift of knowing someone like you..posted by RV_GMC at 7:28 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsDosti mein dost hi dost ka khuda hota hai,Yeh ehsaas jab hota hai jab dost hi dost se juda hota hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:03 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsHaqiqat pehchan lo bichad jane se pehle, Meri sunlo apni sunane se pehle, Yeh sonch lena bhulane se pehle, Bahut royi hain ye ankhen muskurane se pehle !!posted by RV_GMC at 12:32 AM 0 comments links to this post Monday, August 07, 2006
Friendship smsApaki dosti ko ehasan mante haindosti nibhana apna eman mante hainham vo nahi jo dosti me jan dedekyo ki dosto ko ham apni jan mante hainposted by RV_GMC at 5:24 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsWhats wrong with ur cell? I Tried calling lots of times..... Everytime i called up, it said- ''the person u r trying 2 reach is in ur HEART'posted by RV_GMC at 5:21 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsHumse na milo, koi gum nahi, bus bat karo ye milne se kam nahi, dosti me dhoka de wo hum nahi, aur humari dosti rang de basanti se kam nahi... !!posted by RV_GMC at 5:18 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsAe khuda...aaj barsat ho jaye,Kam se kamek katori panibhar jaye,Jo mujhe SMSna karta ho,Uska mobileusme doob jaye."NA RAHEGA PHONENA BAJEGI TONE"posted by RV_GMC at 2:01 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDosti ager buri he to hone mat do, ho gayi he to use khone mat do, or ager Dost ho sabse pyara to use sone mat do. JAGTE RAHO... sona matposted by RV_GMC at 1:57 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsMachhar marne ka nya tarika. Pehle1 zinda mchr pkde fir use zaminpe litaye.Fir use gudgudi kare & jaise hi hsne kliye mchr mukhole use ALLOUT pila de.posted by RV_GMC at 1:49 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsMere SMS ko tere mobile me panah mil jaye,Mere SMS ko tere mobile me panah mil jaye,Jo mujhe sms nahin karta uska mobile FANAA ho jaye.posted by RV_GMC at 1:27 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms1Raat bijli chali gayi.Sardar- oye biwi kam se kam fan to on kar. Sardarni kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle nahi bujh jaygei..posted by RV_GMC at 1:25 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsLatest Shayari-jo muje sms kare uske inbox me msg JAMAA hojaye,aur jo na kare uska mobile FANAA hojaye.. ....Subhaaaan allaah...posted by RV_GMC at 1:24 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsAs yrs pas on,u may lose ur hair ur tooth, ur healthy skin etc,but u'l never lose ur smartnes & inteligence bcaz.U can lose only wat u havposted by RV_GMC at 1:22 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsU say & he listens is a FRIEND.U say, he listens & understds is a GOOD FRIEND.But U dont say & he hears & understds is a TRUE FRIEND........Happy friendship Dayposted by RV_GMC at 1:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms3 sardars on one scooter wer going, so trafic police showed his hand. sardar said sorry paaji already 3 bhaithe hai bilkul jagah nahi haiposted by RV_GMC at 1:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsEk msg roz,keep d frnds close.Ek din me panch,dosti pe na aye anch.Ek din me dus,mile yari ka rus.Ek din me bees,pehle ek to bhej badtmeez.posted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsThere is an urgent meeting in jungle, every ones there lions,tigers,cheetas@ ape but the meeting cant start b'coz the MONKEY is reading this text.posted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ohhhh...Ishq ne insan ko kya kya bana diya kisi ko kavi kisi ko kayar bana diya phoolo ka vazen nahi utha sakti thi mumtaz sahzahaan ne uspe taj mahal banva diya....posted by RV_GMC at 1:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIs umar me to aisa hota hai,Neend udti hai chain khota hai jaan jati hai dard hota hai doctor ko dikhao,Budhapa aisa hi hota hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:00 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIn love boys r like kidney and girls r like liver;if liver fails kidney fails, if kidney fails liver manages with other kidney....Its true...posted by RV_GMC at 12:57 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsA Rajasthani version of"Jony Jony yes papa"Rhyme:=Kalu kalu,kae bapu,jardo khayo,na bapu,jooth bolyo,na bapu,mundo khol,thu thu thu!posted by RV_GMC at 12:54 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsWaade bhi dost ne kya khub nibhaye, Zakham muft mein aur dard tohfe me bhijwaye, Is se badhkar wafa ki misaal kya hogi, Maut se pehle hi dost kafan le aye...posted by RV_GMC at 12:52 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDil ka Ashiya nahi sajate,Bago mein phool nahi khilate,Hamari ek pasand se tut jayenge Hazaro dil,Yaro tabhi to Hum koi girlfriend nahi banate...!!!posted by RV_GMC at 12:43 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsJanaza mera, uth raha tha, phir bhi taklif thi unko aane me, Bewafa ghar me baithi puchh rahi thi,aur kitni der he jalane me ..posted by RV_GMC at 12:34 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsDosti to sirf itefaq hai,ye to do dilon ki mulakat hai, dosti nahi dekti din hai ki raat hai, ismein to sirf wafadari aur jazbaat hai. HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 12:24 AM 0 comments links to this post Sunday, August 06, 2006
Friendship smsZindagi Mein Bahut SeYaar Milenge,Hum Kya Hum Se BhiAchhe Hazar Milenge,In Achho MeinHamein Na Bhula Dena,Hum Kahan AapkoBaar-Baar Milenge!posted by RV_GMC at 11:35 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsJo CHIZ mang k mile wo MANNAT he,CHAH kar mile wo CHAHAT,PAS he wo AMANAT he,DIL se mile wo REHMAT he,par AAP jaisa koi SHAKS mile wo kismat hai.posted by RV_GMC at 6:06 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsDosti ka haq hum yu ada karte hai, apeke naam ye jaan fida karte hain,Apko mile manzile phuloki ye dua sada karte hain..posted by RV_GMC at 6:02 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsJo socha wo hua nahi, Jo hua kabhi socha nahi, Kya hoga ye soch kar ghabra jate hai, bus aapka saath hai, yehi soch kar sambhal jate hai.posted by RV_GMC at 6:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKhud ko khud ki khabar na lage, koi achha b is kadar na lage, aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se, jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage......posted by RV_GMC at 5:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsTalash karoge to shayad koi mil jayega, par mujh sa dost wo kahan ban payega.Mana dosti nibhayega wo sath apke,par kaya humari tarah aap par jaan lutayega.posted by RV_GMC at 5:57 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAsman Ko nind aye to sulaye kaha ,jamin ko maut aye to dafnaye kaha,sagar me laher aye to chupaye kaha, hame apki yad aye to jaye kaha.....posted by RV_GMC at 5:55 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsWafao me meri itna asar to aaye, Jinhe dhundte hai wo nazar to aaye. Hum aayenge palak jhapakne se pehle,Aapne yaad kiya ye khabar to aaye.posted by RV_GMC at 5:53 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAaj hum unko bevafa kah aye,unke sare khato ko pani me baha aye.koi padh na le un khato ko,is dar se aaj pani me bhi aag laga aye.posted by RV_GMC at 5:52 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day sms--;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ I,m sending u 3 Flowers 4 remind ing u 3 things U, ME, & our FRIENDSHIP. -*-*-HAPPY-*-*- *FRIENDSHIP DAY* posted by RV_GMC at 4:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsU know y god made eyes in pair,ears in pair,hands in pair,legs in pair,n HEART as single?it just 2 find a heart of ur choice n make a pair..HAPPY FRNDSHP DAY.posted by RV_GMC at 4:57 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsMuskurna hi to khushi nahi hoti. Umar bitana hi to zindagi nahi hoti. Khud ko mitana padta hai dosti me kyuki dost kehna hi to dosti nhi hoti haiposted by RV_GMC at 2:46 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsWen u became my friend there ws a strike in heaven..u know y???They wer protesting y i'm being offered heaven benefits on earth b4 dying..posted by RV_GMC at 2:42 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love/friendship smsAapki dosti apki wafa hi kaafi hai,Tamaam umar ye aasra hi kaafi hai,Khin par bhi milna,mil kar muskura dena,Meri khushi k lye ye silsila kafi HaI.posted by RV_GMC at 2:37 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulPrayer is not 2 lighten ur burden but 2 strengthen ur back. Have faith in GOD. Faith dosn't moves mountains but gives the power 2 climb one!posted by RV_GMC at 2:36 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAgar zindagi me judai na hoti,to kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,sath hi guzarte har lamhe,to shayad rishto me ye gehrai aayi na hoti.!...posted by RV_GMC at 2:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKahi dhop kahi chhau yhi kudrat ke njare hai,kbhi hame bhi yad kiya kare ham bhi to tumare hai...........posted by RV_GMC at 2:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsLog kehte hai ki cigrate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi dil me kisi ki tasvir hai kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".posted by RV_GMC at 2:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsWqt guzarta raha par saansen thami si thi, hum muskurate rahe par aankhon me nami si thi,sath to sara zamana tha hamare, par na jane quon aapki kami si thi.posted by RV_GMC at 2:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsHum nazaro se dur hai ankhose nahi hum khabo se dur hain khyalo se nahi Hum dil se dur hain dadkan se nahi, hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi..posted by RV_GMC at 2:24 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsZindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:23 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsZindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:20 AM 0 comments links to this post
Motivational smsParindon ko milegi manzil ek din, yeh faile hue unke par bolte hain... Wahi log rehte hai khamosh aksr, zamane mein jinke hunr bolte hain ! Be Winner..posted by RV_GMC at 2:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulYaadein woh nahi jo tanhai me aati hain.Yaadein woh nahi jo judai me aati hain.Yaadein to woh hai jo bheed me bhi tanha kar jaati hain..posted by RV_GMC at 2:18 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAnjaneme dilgawaabaithe,ishq medhokakhhabaithe,unse kyagila kare?khataa tohumari thi,jo binaDiL walose apna dillaga baithe.!posted by RV_GMC at 2:17 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKhamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare na hote, In rukhi aankho me rangeen nazare na hote. Hum bhi na karte parwah itni agar aap itne pyare na hote.posted by RV_GMC at 2:16 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smschaman ko chaman ki bharo ne luta,sahil ko kashti or kenaron ne luta,wo to 1 hi kasam se dar gayi-hume to uski kasam deke hzaro ne luta.posted by RV_GMC at 2:15 AM 0 comments links to this post
Senti smsIf I were to be anything in this world,. I'd be ur tears!!!A, So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!posted by RV_GMC at 2:13 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love sms!Waqt to aata hai phir chala jata hai....Iska aitbar kabhi mat karna....Jo juda hokar bar-bar yaad aaye....Itna pyaar kisise kabhi mat karna....it's real!posted by RV_GMC at 2:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsKahaa se aati hai Hichkiya....Kaun fariyad karta hai......Khuda use hamesha salaamat rakhe....Jo hume itna yad karta hai....posted by RV_GMC at 2:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulAlways ask god 2 giv u wat u deserve & not wat u desire. Ur desire may b few but u deserves a lot.posted by RV_GMC at 2:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsKripya Dhyan Dein,Dhyan Dene Ke liye Shukriya..! Ab apna kaam kijiye.posted by RV_GMC at 2:03 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsLife is full of probelms Face it, Anger Dump it,Decisions Make it,i know u r good but i m Tooo.. Good accept itposted by RV_GMC at 2:01 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDosti ki kadar karte hai itna, aasman me sitare ho jitna, yakin na hoto call kar k dekhlo, baat karenge aapke mobil me balance ho jitna.posted by RV_GMC at 1:48 AM 0 comments links to this post
Cool smsSMS har pal karu to sharart hogi,har din karu to pareshani hogi,kabhi bhi nhi karu to kanjusi hogi,par dilse karu to shayad apko khushi hogiposted by RV_GMC at 1:47 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms10msgrcvd1Hi!2Gud Mrng3How r u?4Hope u r ok5Miss u!6Miss me?7Be happy!8Take care9Bye10Ab mat kehna ki SMS nahi karteposted by RV_GMC at 1:46 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIf sum 1 say u ugly b patient , if he say u fool,b relax, if he say u stupid,b cool,BUT he say u "CUTE" : to thappad mar jhoot bol raha hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:43 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsIf u hav any problms- Bindas tel me, i'll help u.If u don't hav any problms-Bindas tel me, i'll create sum4u!After all, "dost hote kis liye hain.posted by RV_GMC at 1:42 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsAndhe K HathMe TORCHBehre K HathMe RADIOGunge K HathMe MIKELangde K HathMe BIKEor>BEVAKUF K HathMe MOBILEHe ishvar! Kya zamana aa gaya.posted by RV_GMC at 1:41 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDunia ki sabse dard bhari shayri-Dil me chubhi sui,dil me chubhi sui,dil me chubhi sui,woh boli 'uui uui uui uui'!!!posted by RV_GMC at 1:40 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsTere gam me tadap k mar jayenge,margaye to tera naam lenge, rabko-rishwat de k tujhe bhi bulaenge,aur-uper sath baith k kurkure khayenge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:39 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms1 bhoot dusre bhoot se-Yar bade ashchary ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai,lekin saali OURAT marne k bad b CHUDEL ki CHUDEL hi rahti hai...$....posted by RV_GMC at 1:38 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsPaji=Oy murge di tang kithe gai? Waiter=Paji murga to langda tha,paji-AUR DIL kithe gaya? Paji wo Murgi le gayi.Abe Dimag to hoga?sorry paji Murga sardar tha!posted by RV_GMC at 1:37 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsJis toofan me logo k aashiyan ooud jate hai, Ues toofan me hum aapne kapde sukhate hai. ....posted by RV_GMC at 1:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsPyar to hame bhi karna tha, Par khuch khaas hua nahi, Tajmahal to hame bhi banana tha..par afsoss ke..loan pass hua nahi.posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsUparwale ne 1 dost mere liye banaya hai,jise tere roop mai maine paya hai.tu mere dil me aise samaya hai,jaise bajre k khet me saand ghus aya hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDekha !Dekha Na???Chashma Du Kya???Dekho !Dekho !Dekh Liya??? Thik Se Dekhna Phir Mat Kehna , Ki main SMS NAHI KARTA !posted by RV_GMC at 1:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsOn this friendship day lets not think abt past,it bring tears. And not think of future,it brings fear.Live in present& drink chilled beers....cheers!!! Happy friendship dayposted by RV_GMC at 1:22 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsA dost zindgi ki asli udan abhi baki he zindgi k kai emtihan abhi baki he abhi to naapi he muuthi bhar zami aage abhi sara asma baki he.with my best wishes HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day sms=====$'$=====I am the first friend of u 2 tie the friendship band so early.. Happy friendship dayposted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsA dost zindgi ki asli udan abhi baki he zindgi k kai emtihan abhi baki he abhi to naapi he muuthi bhar zami aage abhi sara asma baki he.with my best wishes HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsFRIENDSHIP is not a DEGREE to START & FINISH within 3 or 4 Yrs,Its a LIFETIME Course Not Just 2 Study But...Also 2 FEEL & LIVE. "HAPPY F'SHIP DAYposted by RV_GMC at 1:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsD purpose of f'ship is nt 2 hav some1 who might complete ur lonliness, bt 2 hav some1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness..posted by RV_GMC at 1:02 AM 0 comments links to this post Saturday, August 05, 2006
Friendship day smsOne day,monday said to tuesday,to see wednesday and to ask thrusday whether friday said to saturday that next sunday is friendship day.posted by RV_GMC at 11:31 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsOne day,monday said to tuesday,to see wednesday and to ask thrusday whether friday said to saturday that next sunday is friendship day.posted by RV_GMC at 11:20 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSimilar feeling by girls aftr exam & sex: Kitna lamba tha;kash thoda time aur mil jata; phele kitna hard tha; dar lag raha tha; baad me ekdam easy ho gaya. ....posted by RV_GMC at 11:10 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKhuda ki banai kudrat nahi dekhi,Dilon mein chupi daulat nahin dekhi,Jo bhi kehta hai ki duriyon se mit jati hai dosti, Usne sahyad hamari dosti nahi dekhi..posted by RV_GMC at 1:47 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAap se dur kaise reh pate,dil se apko kaise bhula pate,kaash aap sapno k alawa sheeshe main base hote,khud ko bhi dekhte to aap nazar aate...posted by RV_GMC at 1:45 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsANKHO ME Q ANSU JHALAK JATE HAI, TANHAIYON ME Q GAM YAAD AATE HAIN, ANSU POCHKAR KOI BATADE HAME, DOOR REHNE WALE AKSAR Q YAAD AATE HAIN........%..$@posted by RV_GMC at 1:40 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsManzil hai dur aur safar bahut hai,Chote se is dil ko fikar bahut hai,Maar dalti kab kiye Duniya hame...Kambakht,Aap ki duaon me asar bahut Hai.posted by RV_GMC at 1:39 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsMeri har khata pe naraz mat hona.Apni pyari si muskan kabhi mat khona.Sukun milta hai dekh kar apki muskurahat.Mujhe maut bi agar aaye to kabhi mat rona.posted by RV_GMC at 1:38 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAankhon ki zubaan wo samaj nahi paate,hoth magar kuch kahe nahi pate,apni bebasi kis tarah kahe hum,koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi paate...posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKabhi Dil hi me muskura kar dekhiye....Meri gazal ko gunguna kar dekhiye...Hum bhool jayenge tumhe,ek shart hai lekin,khud bhi jara hame bhula kar dekhiye.posted by RV_GMC at 1:29 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulSitaro me chand tanha jagmagata hai, Aadmiakela bhi manzil kopata hai, Gam se na ghabrana a dost, Gulab kanto k bich hi muskurata hai.....posted by RV_GMC at 1:28 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulZindagi ek raat hai..jis mein na jane kitne khwaab hai..jo mil gaya wo apna hai..jo tut gaya wo sapna hai...so Enjoy every Moment!posted by RV_GMC at 1:27 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulSilence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always. Keep smiling.posted by RV_GMC at 1:24 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsEk hi NAZAR me AAP hamare MEHMAN ban gaye,Do BATE kya ki sara JAHAN ban gaye, Paas REHKAR bhi LOG hamare ban NA sake,Dur rehkar bhi AAP hamari JAAN ban gayeposted by RV_GMC at 1:20 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsBichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge, sote hue ko khawab me kya doge, hum chahte hain umar bhar ki dosti ka waada, kaho is sawal ka jawab kya doge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:17 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smssardar-tu bata k meri tokri me kya hai to sab ande tere or ye bata k kitne hai to 8 k 8 tere or agar ye bata de k kis k he to murgi bhi teri. 2nd sard-HINT De.posted by RV_GMC at 1:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love/friendship smsYu to roz aapko yaad kiya karte hai, Man hi man me dekh liya karte hai, Kya hua agar aap pas nahi, Hum dil hi dil me mulakat kar liya karte hain.posted by RV_GMC at 1:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
Good night smsHo chuki raat bahut ab so bhi jayiye,jo hai dil k paas uske khayalo Me kho jayiye,kar raha hoga koi intezaar Apka,khwabo me sahi usse mil to ayiye.Good night!posted by RV_GMC at 1:10 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms'' Suna hai aapki ek smile par log marte hai! so keep smiling to reduce population.... SAVE INDIA!posted by RV_GMC at 1:08 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsD purpose of f'ship is nt 2 hav some1 who might complete ur lonliness, bt 2 hav some1 wid whom u might share ur incompleteness..posted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post Friday, August 04, 2006
Funny smsVo aaye te meri kabr pr diya bujha kar chal diye,kambkath diye me jo tel tha sara ser pr laga kar chal diye.posted by RV_GMC at 1:35 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsOne*special surprise*4 uso close ur eyes10987654321U cheat! u didnt close ur eyes so no surprise.only Good morningposted by RV_GMC at 1:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsU've got STYLE. U've got CLASS.U've got LOOKS.U've got FACE.U've got CHARM.U've got BRAIN. Oops! galat number pe bhej diya.posted by RV_GMC at 1:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMONEY SAYS"spend me not"TIME SAYS"waste me not"FLOWER SAYS"touch me not"STUDY SAYS"leave me not"SMS SAYS"erase me not"I SAYS"forget me not"posted by RV_GMC at 1:29 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSender:extremly cuteSender:jst 2 amazingsender:nice,kind,frndlysender:can b trustdsender:sweet,adorablesender:yes u r rite,itzposted by RV_GMC at 1:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSender:extremly cuteSender:jst 2 amazingsender:nice,kind,frndlysender:can b trustdsender:sweet,adorablesender:yes u r rite,itzposted by RV_GMC at 1:25 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsU r SweetU r CaringU r Gud lukingU r ArtistU r InteligntU r AtractiveU r SmartThoda aur "IMPROVE" karo. Kabhi na kabhi mere jaise ban jaoge..posted by RV_GMC at 1:23 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsU r SweetU r CaringU r Gud lukingU r ArtistU r InteligntU r AtractiveU r SmartThoda aur "IMPROVE" karo. Kabhi na kabhi mere jaise ban jaoge..posted by RV_GMC at 1:21 AM 0 comments links to this post
Good morning smsMORNING TIME: A cup of hot hello,a plate of crispy wishes,a spun of swet smiles n a slice of great success specially 4 u. ENJOY D Day, Gud mrng.posted by RV_GMC at 1:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSardar ko Uska Sasur peet raha tha.WHY?His Wife Deliverd a Baby.Doctor sent Him SMS,"Mubark Ho.Aap Baap Ban Gaye".Sardar forwarded it 2 all.posted by RV_GMC at 1:17 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsBeshaq kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko,Par khuda se badkar yar mila humko.Na rahi tamanna kisi jannat ki,Teri dosti se vo pyar mila humkoposted by RV_GMC at 1:14 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day sms=-=-=-=(*)=-=-=-=I give you this band as a sign of our friendship dont lose until u lose me. Send it to all ur friends even to me. Advance friendship dayposted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsQyamt ke din jab frishtain ne sab se kaha apne apne gunah paper pe likho.sab ne apne gunah likhe,"k achanak ap ki awaz aai .!XTRA SHEETposted by RV_GMC at 1:07 AM 0 comments links to this post Thursday, August 03, 2006
Funny smsMay our friendship turn into SILVER,silver into GOLD,gold into DIAMONDS,..... & may our diamonds be forever.... Then we'll sale it & take 50-50 amount.Ok?posted by RV_GMC at 1:16 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsREACTION of people who LOSE their purse;OLD man:My thousand rupees!RICH man:My credit cards!Beautiful girls:Oh RV_GMC's photo.posted by RV_GMC at 1:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsTeacher- oxygen is must for breathing & For life,it was discover in 1773 sardar-thank GOD i have born after that nahi to mar he jata.posted by RV_GMC at 1:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSardar on bike with his sister. They stop at a sinal when sum one comments: Oye kitnie sunder biwi hai! Sardar gets angry: Oye biwi hogi teri sadi te behen hai!posted by RV_GMC at 1:09 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsKoi bhi cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.Agr sundar dikhna hai to khoob rootho...Kyunki...Koi haseena jab ruth jati hai to or bhi haseen hoposted by RV_GMC at 1:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsImportance of thumb- child use it 4 chewing. illiterate people use it 4 sign, winners 4 victory & my fans r using it 4 reading my msgs...posted by RV_GMC at 1:03 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsHUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO.MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI.BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK HAI,MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP dimag se.posted by RV_GMC at 1:02 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsSardar had twins, he named thm tara& sitara. Again had twins&namd Peter&Repeater.again twns&namd Max&Climax.agn d same.disgusted sardar namd thm TIRED&RETIRED.posted by RV_GMC at 1:00 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsImran Hasmi ne apni grlfrnd ko pahle"AASHIQ BANAYA"phir"CHOCHLATE"me"ZEHER"dalkar"MURDER"kar diya aur kaha"KALYUG"me "AKSAR"aisa hi hota hai.posted by RV_GMC at 12:58 AM 1 comments links to this post
Funnysardar roz Hanuman murti pe matha tekta thaPujari ne badi murti ki jagah choti murti rakh di.Sardar aya aur bola"Chotu Daddy kithe hai".posted by RV_GMC at 12:55 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsJindgi me kuchbanna hai to?102030405060aise hi 60 feet gehre gaddhe me kud jao.Prince jaise hero Ban jaoge..posted by RV_GMC at 12:42 AM 0 comments links to this post Wednesday, August 02, 2006
FriendshipBichadne wale ko yaad me kya doge, sote hue ko khawab me kya doge, hum chahte hain umar bhar ki dosti ka waada, kaho is sawal ka jawab kya doge.posted by RV_GMC at 4:04 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipDil me intezar Ki lakir chhod jaenge, ankho me yado ki nami chhod jaenge, dhundte firoge hume 1 din, zindagi me 1 DOST ki kami chhod jaenge....posted by RV_GMC at 3:58 PM 0 comments links to this post
Good MorningPyari si subah mein, Pyare se panchhi, Pyare se kinare, Pyari si oas ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein, Ek Pyare se insaan ko Pyara sa din de jayein.. * Gud Morning *posted by RV_GMC at 3:53 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna,hamari yaadon ke sms zarur aayenge aap bas apna inbox khali rakhna.posted by RV_GMC at 3:48 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship3 tHINGS IN lIFE ONCE GONE WIL NVR COM BACK-time,words & opportunity.3 tHINGS IN lIFE SHOULD NVR B lOST-hope,lUv & cum on how can u 4gt me.posted by RV_GMC at 3:48 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKahan se aati hain hichkiyan...Kaun fariyad karta hai...Khuda hamesha unhen salamat rakhe,jo hamen hamesha itna yaad karta hai.posted by RV_GMC at 3:43 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipEk din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge.Mat sochna apko bhul jayenge.Bas ek bar asman k taraf dekna.Mere 'sms'sitaro par likhe nazar ayenge..posted by RV_GMC at 3:43 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMUSHKILON SE APKI MULAKAT NA HO,UDAS BAITHO KABHI AISI KOI BAAT NA HO.DUA HAI KI MEHFILON SE SAJE APKI ZINDAGI, BAS HAMEIN PUKAR LENA AGAR KOI SATH NA HO.posted by RV_GMC at 3:35 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulThe hardest moments are not when u lose something n cry, they are the ones which come when u lose somethin n still manage to smile.posted by RV_GMC at 3:32 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipTeri dosti teri wafa hi kafi he,Tamam umar ye Asra hi kafi he,Jaha kahi bi milo mil-k muskra dena,Mere Jine-k lie ye silsila hi kafi hai.posted by RV_GMC at 3:28 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny21 yr. girl-Dr. sahab tabiyat kharab hai. Dr.-Andar jao aur kapde utar kar late jao.pora checkup karna padega. G- Mera nahi Mummy ka. Dr.-Maaji mooh kholiye.posted by RV_GMC at 3:25 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyAaj khush to bohot hoge tum,kyonkibarish jo ho rahi haiAurbarish meinsabi MENDAK khush hi hote hai.posted by RV_GMC at 3:23 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyBefore ujudge a person,walk a mile inhis shoes.After dat,.....who cares?.He"s a mile away & d shoes r urs. So run!posted by RV_GMC at 3:21 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyYeh kis tarah yaad aa rahe ho,aankhen band hai phir bhi nazar aa rahe ho,na jane kyon aisa lagta hai jaise samne khade ho aurPOONCH HILA rahe ho..!.!posted by RV_GMC at 3:18 PM 0 comments links to this post
Funny>---->>---->Ja meri missile ja,Jo muje sms na kare unke Dimagme ghusja Aur bad me fat ja<----posted by RV_GMC at 12:43 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyJise koyel samjha, vo kauwa nikla, Dosti ke nam per hauwa nikla ,Jo roka karte the hume sharab piney se, sala uski jeb se hi pauaa nikla.posted by RV_GMC at 12:40 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyToday is Donald Duck's birthday so wish him a very happy birthday by sending a msg to every cartoon as i did..posted by RV_GMC at 12:34 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyKya ho gayaKuch chahiye?Kya dhundh rahe hai?SMSROZ ROZ LANGAR LAGA HAI KYA?posted by RV_GMC at 12:29 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyWhat is the reason of the problem between Saas & Bahu?Underwear!Mom has spent 5 yrs helping her son to wear it, but wife pulls it down in 5 seconds!posted by RV_GMC at 12:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyAati ho galiyo me hir ki tarah.samai ho dil me teer ki tarah.lagti ho meethi kheer ki tarah.bhik mangwaogi mujhse tum fakir ki tarah.posted by RV_GMC at 12:15 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyKBC,2nd(English)Amitabh:Ur last question 4 1 crore..Watz ur dads name?Sardar:(laughs)Amitabh:Why ru laughing?Sardar:U didn't giv option.posted by RV_GMC at 12:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
LoveGod does everything with purpose. He created you, a beautiful angel, without wings only to make you stay with me forever.posted by RV_GMC at 12:10 AM 0 comments links to this post Tuesday, August 01, 2006
FriendshipKnock on my heart & the door will be opened for cute friend.ButThis doesnt apply to U!So U don't knock anymore.CozU are already inside itposted by RV_GMC at 11:58 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipTumse door rahkar tumhe miss kiya hamne.tumhare liye god se wish kiya hamne.tumhari yaad jab aayi to bade pyar k sath sms kiya hamne.posted by RV_GMC at 11:54 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipOpen ur door when u r alone. Open ur heart when u feel sad. But dont open ur hand when u need a frnd bcoz i am already holding ur hand.posted by RV_GMC at 11:49 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipZindgi kisi ki Amanat Nahi Hoti.Amanat Ki yanha hifazat Nahi Hoti.Khud Ko Bachakar Rakhna Ae Dost Meri Dosti Ki Kaid Me Zamamat Nahi Hotiposted by RV_GMC at 11:45 PM 0 comments links to this post
LoveSaans lene se teri yad aati hai,na lene se meri jaan jati hai, kaise keh doon sirf saans se main zinda hoon,Qambakht saans bhi to teri yaad ke baad aati hai.posted by RV_GMC at 11:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
DostiGajal ki zarurat mehfil me hoti hai pyar ki zarurat dil me hoti hai bin dost ke adhuri hai ye zindgi kyunki dost ki zarurat har pal hoti hai .posted by RV_GMC at 11:37 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyLatest rhymes in SCHOOL.Twinkle twinkle little STAR,I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.So drink a pauva with pappad FRY.posted by RV_GMC at 6:47 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyThis time i m sure about what i feel & i m gonna say it....ii li loi lovi lovei love yi love yoi love yoga. it keeps us healthy.posted by RV_GMC at 6:45 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyApki ada,Apki smile,Apka chehra,Apka chalna,Apka bolna,Apka sharmana,Apki ankhen,Apka andaaz ....UFF KOI CHEEZ TO SAHI HOTI 0! ! !posted by RV_GMC at 6:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyROZ logo se tere pange honge.ROZ tere ghar me dange honge.AGAR muje sms nahi kiya to yad rakhna,tere 12bachche honge or sare lafange honge.?posted by RV_GMC at 6:38 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyJAB BARISH HOTI HAI TUM YAD AATE HO,JAB KALI GHATA CHATI HAI TUM YAAD AATE HO JAB HUM BHEEGTE HAI TUM YAD AATE HO..AB BATAO MERA CHAATA KAB DOGE?posted by RV_GMC at 6:34 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyWOH TERE LABON KI AJAB SI MUSKAN,WO ADHURA SA PALKON KA JHUKNA,MATHE PE ADHURE SE SHIKAN, TERI TIRCHHI NAZARYE oR KUCH NHIBELL'S PALSY Heposted by RV_GMC at 6:29 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyChand par kali ghata chati to hogi, taron ko bhi nind ati to hogi.Lakh chopao tum magar akele main apko, apni shakal par hansi ati to hogiposted by RV_GMC at 6:27 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyVishvas rakhna meri dosti par,Hum akhir tak dosti nibaynge,Zarurat padi agar dosti me imtihaan dene ki,To Tum exam dena hum chit fekne ayenge.posted by RV_GMC at 6:25 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyMere sms mile KYA?AGAR NAHI TO LOSMS SMS SMSYe Lo Chhote-2smssms sms sms smsYE LO,REMIX SMS:SmS sMs sMSab sabk reply bhejo.posted by RV_GMC at 6:14 PM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyNew punishment 4 mobile owners Miss call K Liye jail. Sms k Liye Faasi. Call K Liye Umarkaid Tum mat Daar KANJUSO Ko To "1 LAKH KA INAAM Hai GMposted by RV_GMC at 6:11 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKhuda ne dost ko dost se milaya, doston ke liye dosti ka rishta banaya, par kahate hai dosti rahegi uski kayam,jisne dosti ko dil se nibhaya.posted by RV_GMC at 6:09 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipTamannao se bhari ho zindgi,khawhishon se bhara ho har pal... Daman bhi chota lage itni khushiyan de aapko aane vala kal...posted by RV_GMC at 6:04 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipDo lamhon se bani hai ye "zindagi" ek khushi aur ek gum...do logon se bani hai ye "dosti" ek "aap" aur ek "hum"! iposted by RV_GMC at 6:02 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipUs din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga, jis din aapko apne hathon se banaya hoga, usne bhi bahaye honge ansu, jis din aapko yahan bhej khud ko akela paya hoga.posted by RV_GMC at 5:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMoney says earn me lot.Time says'plan me lot.Flower says'lov me lot.studdy says'learn me lot.SMS says send me lot& a frnd says forget me notposted by RV_GMC at 5:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMoney says earn me lot.Time says'plan me lot.Flower says'lov me lot.studdy says'learn me lot.SMS says send me lot& a frnd says forget me notposted by RV_GMC at 5:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulIs patthar ki Duniyame aksar dil tut jaya karte hai,Aankhen b sambhal kar band karna mere dost,Palko k bich b sapne tut jaya karte hai...posted by RV_GMC at 5:54 PM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipKahin andhera to kahi sham hogi, Meri har khushi tere naam hogi, Kuch maang ke to dekh humse, Honthon pe hansi aur hatheli pe jaan hogi.posted by RV_GMC at 5:51 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulIs kadar na har baat yaaron se pucho,Jo baat raaz ki ho,ishaaro se pucho,Lehro se khelna to samandar ka shouk hai,Lagti hai chot kaisi,Kinaro se poochho..posted by RV_GMC at 5:48 PM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulNaamo ko kaun yaad rakhta hai,log chehro ko bhul jaate hai.Tum samandar ki baat karte ho,log aankho me dub jaate hai.posted by RV_GMC at 5:46 PM 0 comments links to this post
LoveTo Love someone is madness and 2 be luved by someone is a gift,loving someone who loves u is duty, but being loved by someone whom u luv is LIFE...posted by RV_GMC at 5:43 PM 0 comments links to this post
Good morningPyari si morning mein, pyari si oos ki bunde, pyari si koyal ki awaz, pyari si hawaoo mein subse pyare dost ko Suprabhat !!GOOD MORNING.posted by RV_GMC at 2:48 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyABCD ATI HAI... AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI . . .. A-AristocrateB-BagpiperC-ContessaD-Director specialE-Eight PmF-Fun dropG-God fatherH-HaywardsI-Imperial blueJ-Joney walkerK-King fisherL-Lime dropM-Mughal monarch N Nicolase No !O-Old monkP-Peter scotR-Royal stagS-SignatureT-Teacher's scottU-Uni boulV-Vat 69W-White hallX-XXX rumY-YankeyZ-ZingaroBhagwan sada aapko tunn rakhe.....posted by RV_GMC at 2:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
MotivationalWining horse dsnt know why it runs in race.it runs bcoz of beats&pain.life is a race;god is ur rider.So if u r in pain then think,GOD wants u to win...posted by RV_GMC at 2:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyMunna Bhai:Abey Circuit ye bata,agr bina daanto ka kutta kaate to kya krne ka?Circuit:Simple h bhai,bole to bina sui k 14 injection lene ka.posted by RV_GMC at 2:13 AM 0 comments links to this post
Senti* Mein roya pardes mein, bhiga maa ka pyaar..Dukh ne dukh se baat ki bin chitthi bin taar.. *posted by RV_GMC at 2:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
LoveUnki mohobbat k abhi nishan baki hai,Nam lab par hai abhi jaan baki hai,Kya hua dekh kar muh fair lete hain woh,Tasalli to hai ki chere ki pehchan baki hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyMe-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Me-Bewkof Ahista bolo yaha tak awaj aa rahi haiposted by RV_GMC at 2:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyGabbar-Are O Sambha!Ye SMS padne wala Insan hai ke Langur? Sambha-Sardar agar reply kiya to Insan,nahi kiya to Langur.Abhi pata Chal jayega.posted by RV_GMC at 2:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyFreeBreakfast FreeLunch FreeDinner FreeStay And FreePick upDont mis chance Just Dial 100&sayI M RESPONSIBLE 4 MUMBAI BLASTposted by RV_GMC at 2:02 AM 0 comments links to this post
FunnyWhat is a difference between a kiss, a car & a monkey A Kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is u dearposted by RV_GMC at 2:00 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulIn life,God doesn't give u people u want.Instead he gives u people u need.To teach u,2 hurt u,2 luv u & make u exactly the way he wants u 2 be-"THE BEST"posted by RV_GMC at 1:58 AM 0 comments links to this post
LoveTo luv some1 ls madness, 2b loved by some1 is a gift, loving some1 who loves u is a duty, but being loved by some1 whom u luv is life.posted by RV_GMC at 1:56 AM 0 comments links to this post
FriendshipMy frndship is like an onion which has many layers it add taste to ur life if u cut it u will have tears in ur lifeposted by RV_GMC at 1:54 AM 0 comments links to this post
SentiCare for the one who shares with you, share with the one who knows you, know the one who misses you and miss the one who well wishes for you.posted by RV_GMC at 1:52 AM 0 comments links to this post Oye senti kr ditta yar..Ur the best heart surgeon in this world.bcoz u made a place in my heart without cutting & spilling any blood.THANKS FOR BEING MY FRIENDposted by RV_GMC at 7:07 PM 0 comments links to this post
Dosti downpayment nhi installment hai, ise zindgi bhr chukane ka..Dosti naam h sukh dukh ki kahani ka,Dosti raz h sada muskurane ka,ye koi pal do pal ki pehchan nahi dosti farz h umar bhar saath nibhane kaposted by RV_GMC at 7:03 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kya gjb dosti hai yar. Jaise kutte sang haddi or baniyan sang chaddi...Tor mor YaariJaise Pallu au sari,kachra au kabadiJaise engine au gaadi,maali au baadi,Jaise machis au kaadiEla kono alag nai kar sakay. ....posted by RV_GMC at 7:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Hathi ko chinti se prem kyun hai? Dono ka rang ek jaisa hai na.Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko chhed diya,chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kha ki apne pati ko samjha lo varna mard hamare ghar me bhi hai.posted by RV_GMC at 12:21 AM 0 comments links to this post
Ae smjh jane ka. Nai to abhi tera starter ukhad dalega apun..Today is EDISON's birth day so remember him by sending a msg to each and every tube light as i did....!posted by RV_GMC at 12:18 AM 0 comments links to this post
Moh ka to pta nhi pr hm to isliye pdte hain taki khoobsurat si "maya" mile.Exam ka saya hai exam k dino me sukh kisne paya hai,duniya wale kehte hai achche number lao, par inhe kaun samjhaye ye sab to moh maya hai..posted by RV_GMC at 12:14 AM 0 comments links to this post
Yar sardar sachme itne "intelligent" hote hain kya?Sardarji,aap darwaje pe khade hokar xam paper kyo likh rahe ho?sardar bole"bevkuf dekhta nahi,enterance test de raha hu.posted by RV_GMC at 12:08 AM 0 comments links to this post
Oye msg kyun nai karda menu?Agar apko hum par gussa aata hai to,tajmahal ko fodo,4minar ko todo,kutubminar ko modo,titanic ko fevicol se jodo,magar sms karna mat chodo.posted by RV_GMC at 12:07 AM 0 comments links to this post
He.. he..New style of proposing a girl- I hv spent many sleepless nites in ur luv n i dont want my son 2 Do d same 4 ur daughter,so lets make them bro n sis..posted by RV_GMC at 12:04 AM 0 comments links to this post
Sala ek machhar sardar ko ____ bna deta hai.Try2understd me &don't disturb me more.Leave me alone.Last nite i didnt sleep thinkin of u.So don't play wid my life,Plz Santa says 2 Mosquitoe.posted by RV_GMC at 12:01 AM 0 comments links to this post Friday, August 11, 2006
Sheesha ho ya sardar ka sir ho, akhir toot jata hai.Sardarji at an art gallery:-Wah!Kinni dravni cheez banai hai is artist ne..Host:- sir, sorry per eh tah sheesha hai..posted by RV_GMC at 11:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Kismat se zyada mt mang nai to bhagwan jgh dekhkar kan k niche bjaega.Rab kare Apko sab mile jaiseshaktibhaktirupayebanglastylesmilepersonalitypopularitycarPyarAur kya dekh rahe ho, kuch reh gaya kya?Laalchi..posted by RV_GMC at 11:56 PM 0 comments links to this post
Sun be shane tu god ki mistake se dharti pe girela hai.Samjha na?Look at the sun-God's wonder, look at the moon God's wonder, look at the mountain God's wonder.Look in the mirror- GOD'S BLUNDER.posted by RV_GMC at 11:52 PM 0 comments links to this post
Menu smajh nai anda ye chinese bat km or ldai zyada kyun krde hain.A chinese was in hspitalSardar went 2meet himChinese said"CHING CHONG,MOU..CHU CHA"& diedSardar went CHINA 2knw d meanin :-KAMINE OXYGEN K PIPE SE PAIR HATAposted by RV_GMC at 11:47 PM 0 comments links to this post
Mein keya soniyo Tussi sade dil vich bil bna k rhende ho. Aho..Birth is the"START OF LIFE"Beauty is the"ART OF LIFE"Love is the"PART OF LIFE"Death is the"LAST OF LIFE"BUT Friendship is the"HEART OF LIFE"posted by RV_GMC at 11:44 PM 0 comments links to this post
Ek tera hi intezaar...Kitni Rate Beet Gai,Kitne Din Beet Gaye,Bus Beeta Nahi ToYado Ka Vo Pal,Vo Guzra Hua Kal,Beeti Nahi To Ankho Ki NamiOr Apki Kami.posted by RV_GMC at 11:42 PM 0 comments links to this post
Uff...Ye Badal ye Bijli Sirf ApkeLiyeYe Mausam ye Hawa Sirf ApkeLiyeMahine bit gaye Apko Nahaye hueIsliye ye lagatar Barish sirf apke liyeposted by RV_GMC at 11:40 PM 0 comments links to this post
Oye!Tussi bhoot to nai ho?Pichhe ande ho te dikhte bhi nai ho.Zindgi ke har mod par jab jab aage jaoge,peechhe ek saya hardam paoge,mudke dekhoge to kuch nahi hoga,mahsoos karoge to hume paoge.posted by RV_GMC at 1:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Oye ki bat hai?Mein suneya aag saag lga ditti. Oye hoye...Aaj hum unko bevafa kah aye,unke sare khato ko pani me baha aye.koi padh na le un khato ko,is dar se aaj pani me bhi aag laga aye.
FriendshipYakin pe yakin dilate he dost,Raah chalte ko bewakuf banate he dost,Sharbat bol kar daru pilate he dost,Par kuch b kaho bahut yad ate heDOSTposted by RV_GMC at 1:46 AM 0 comments links to this post Friendship/love smsJo CHIZ mang k mile wo MANNAT he,CHAH kar mile wo CHAHAT,PAS he wo AMANAT he,DIL se mile wo REHMAT he,par AAP jaisa koi SHAKS mile wo kismat hai.posted by RV_GMC at 6:06 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsDosti ka haq hum yu ada karte hai, apeke naam ye jaan fida karte hain,Apko mile manzile phuloki ye dua sada karte hain..posted by RV_GMC at 6:02 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsJo socha wo hua nahi, Jo hua kabhi socha nahi, Kya hoga ye soch kar ghabra jate hai, bus aapka saath hai, yehi soch kar sambhal jate hai.posted by RV_GMC at 6:00 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKhud ko khud ki khabar na lage, koi achha b is kadar na lage, aapko dekha hai bas us nazar se, jis nazar se aapko nazar na lage......posted by RV_GMC at 5:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsTalash karoge to shayad koi mil jayega, par mujh sa dost wo kahan ban payega.Mana dosti nibhayega wo sath apke,par kaya humari tarah aap par jaan lutayega.posted by RV_GMC at 5:57 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAsman Ko nind aye to sulaye kaha ,jamin ko maut aye to dafnaye kaha,sagar me laher aye to chupaye kaha, hame apki yad aye to jaye kaha.....posted by RV_GMC at 5:55 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsWafao me meri itna asar to aaye, Jinhe dhundte hai wo nazar to aaye. Hum aayenge palak jhapakne se pehle,Aapne yaad kiya ye khabar to aaye.posted by RV_GMC at 5:53 PM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAaj hum unko bevafa kah aye,unke sare khato ko pani me baha aye.koi padh na le un khato ko,is dar se aaj pani me bhi aag laga aye.posted by RV_GMC at 5:52 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day sms--;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ --;--;-<:@ I,m sending u 3 Flowers 4 remind ing u 3 things U, ME, & our FRIENDSHIP. -*-*-HAPPY-*-*- *FRIENDSHIP DAY* posted by RV_GMC at 4:59 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship day smsU know y god made eyes in pair,ears in pair,hands in pair,legs in pair,n HEART as single?it just 2 find a heart of ur choice n make a pair..HAPPY FRNDSHP DAY.posted by RV_GMC at 4:57 PM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsMuskurna hi to khushi nahi hoti. Umar bitana hi to zindagi nahi hoti. Khud ko mitana padta hai dosti me kyuki dost kehna hi to dosti nhi hoti haiposted by RV_GMC at 2:46 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship/love smsWen u became my friend there ws a strike in heaven..u know y???They wer protesting y i'm being offered heaven benefits on earth b4 dying..posted by RV_GMC at 2:42 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love/friendship smsAapki dosti apki wafa hi kaafi hai,Tamaam umar ye aasra hi kaafi hai,Khin par bhi milna,mil kar muskura dena,Meri khushi k lye ye silsila kafi HaI.posted by RV_GMC at 2:37 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulPrayer is not 2 lighten ur burden but 2 strengthen ur back. Have faith in GOD. Faith dosn't moves mountains but gives the power 2 climb one!posted by RV_GMC at 2:36 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAgar zindagi me judai na hoti,to kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,sath hi guzarte har lamhe,to shayad rishto me ye gehrai aayi na hoti.!...posted by RV_GMC at 2:32 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKahi dhop kahi chhau yhi kudrat ke njare hai,kbhi hame bhi yad kiya kare ham bhi to tumare hai...........posted by RV_GMC at 2:31 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsLog kehte hai ki cigrate kyun pite ho, kya ye pyass bujhati hai? Maine kaha "nahi dil me kisi ki tasvir hai kambhakt kam se kam usko to jalati hai".posted by RV_GMC at 2:30 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsWqt guzarta raha par saansen thami si thi, hum muskurate rahe par aankhon me nami si thi,sath to sara zamana tha hamare, par na jane quon aapki kami si thi.posted by RV_GMC at 2:26 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsHum nazaro se dur hai ankhose nahi hum khabo se dur hain khyalo se nahi Hum dil se dur hain dadkan se nahi, hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi..posted by RV_GMC at 2:24 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsZindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:23 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsZindagi tuj bin ulfat si lagti hai, ek pal ki judai muddat si lagti hai.pehle nahi ab sochte hai hum,har lamha teri zarurat si lagti hai..posted by RV_GMC at 2:20 AM 0 comments links to this post
Motivational smsParindon ko milegi manzil ek din, yeh faile hue unke par bolte hain... Wahi log rehte hai khamosh aksr, zamane mein jinke hunr bolte hain ! Be Winner..posted by RV_GMC at 2:19 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulYaadein woh nahi jo tanhai me aati hain.Yaadein woh nahi jo judai me aati hain.Yaadein to woh hai jo bheed me bhi tanha kar jaati hain..posted by RV_GMC at 2:18 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsAnjaneme dilgawaabaithe,ishq medhokakhhabaithe,unse kyagila kare?khataa tohumari thi,jo binaDiL walose apna dillaga baithe.!posted by RV_GMC at 2:17 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smsKhamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare na hote, In rukhi aankho me rangeen nazare na hote. Hum bhi na karte parwah itni agar aap itne pyare na hote.posted by RV_GMC at 2:16 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love smschaman ko chaman ki bharo ne luta,sahil ko kashti or kenaron ne luta,wo to 1 hi kasam se dar gayi-hume to uski kasam deke hzaro ne luta.posted by RV_GMC at 2:15 AM 0 comments links to this post
Senti smsIf I were to be anything in this world,. I'd be ur tears!!!A, So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!posted by RV_GMC at 2:13 AM 0 comments links to this post
Love sms!Waqt to aata hai phir chala jata hai....Iska aitbar kabhi mat karna....Jo juda hokar bar-bar yaad aaye....Itna pyaar kisise kabhi mat karna....it's real!posted by RV_GMC at 2:12 AM 0 comments links to this post
Friendship smsKahaa se aati hai Hichkiya....Kaun fariyad karta hai......Khuda use hamesha salaamat rakhe....Jo hume itna yad karta hai....posted by RV_GMC at 2:11 AM 0 comments links to this post
ThoughtfulAlways ask god 2 giv u wat u deserve & not wat u desire. Ur desire may b few but u deserves a lot.posted by RV_GMC at 2:05 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsKripya Dhyan Dein,Dhyan Dene Ke liye Shukriya..! Ab apna kaam kijiye.posted by RV_GMC at 2:03 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsLife is full of probelms Face it, Anger Dump it,Decisions Make it,i know u r good but i m Tooo.. Good accept itposted by RV_GMC at 2:01 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny smsDosti ki kadar karte hai itna, aasman me sitare ho jitna, yakin na hoto call kar k dekhlo, baat karenge aapke mobil me balance ho jitna.posted by RV_GMC at 1:48 AM 0 comments links to this post
Cool smsSMS har pal karu to sharart hogi,har din karu to pareshani hogi,kabhi bhi nhi karu to kanjusi hogi,par dilse karu to shayad apko khushi hogiposted by RV_GMC at 1:47 AM 0 comments links to this post
Funny sms10msgrcvd1Hi!2Gud Mrng3How r u?4Hope u r ok5Miss u!6Miss me?7Be happy!8Take care9Bye10Ab mat kehna ki SMS nahi karte

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